What is the dumbest thing you heard someone bragging about?

[zeinap83]

I'm 6'3, I m 6'5....I have big treasure..I'm good at bed when they are virgins.....I'm light-skin model....I'm educated good looking woman...they just make feel like the biggest loser with their lies I'm too honest!! One of them in this forum kulaha I have a land in Somalia and restraunts what is a successful man like that doing in sspot arguing with a school cleaner like me........bal beenta uu sheegayo firi nacala!!

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Kkkkkkk this summarizes everyone on sspot.
Dont forget the 'i gym 6 days a week and i am huge and ripped' or the 'im a slim thick baddie with a big back' loooooooll haayee.

 

[Adan]

Kkkkkkk this summarizes everyone on sspot.
Dont forget the 'i gym 6 days a week and i am huge and ripped' or the 'im a slim thick baddie with a big back' loooooooll haayee.

I know who they are too!!

 

[MadNomad]

He could have just poked some holes in his condom, or switch out her birth control pills. :siilaanyosmile:

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[Blade1]

I mean you should already know if they wanna have kids or not. How are people getting married and this never came up messy people.

Wallahi I wonder if people speak about this beforehand. This and wanting their spouse to cook or not and about covering up and working. too many times I've heard marriages go bumpy roads because of it.

 

[Kodeen]

I mean you should already know if they wanna have kids or not. How are people getting married and this never came up messy people.

People try to make compromises they can't hold all the time.

 

[Viva Benadir]

people bragging about their langaab sub sub sub sub clans

Daammnnnnn... was that an indirect? Lol jk

 

[Viva Benadir]

A Madow on twitter was bragging about how his ancestors were so strong that they were the most popular product in the slave markets.

 

[zeinap83]

Daammnnnnn... was that an indirect? Lol jk

People on here have bragged about the reer theyre from..... their actual reer!! Their reer of a 1000 people that live in the same tuullo.....
Freaks of the week wallahi.

 

[Yaquub]

This somali dude was bragging about divorcing a doctor. He divorced her within a few months of marriage. Even though it is not my life, I was pissed off he let her go like that. Come on, a fucking doctor? he could have saved a lot working himself with less bills to take care of. I asked him if she refused to f*ck. He said no. Ok then why are you leaving her? uhhh this lax said because she doesn't want to have children. I said to him are you fucking kidding me, you were not even patient. Your wife probably witnessed something at the hospital that scared her to have children. He is like now that i remarried my heart cools down when my kids call me aaba. I said to him where did that get you. You now pay all the bills alone working at a warehouse with a teenager(me) 20 now anyway. Wallahi i got worked up because I am in the market for a sugar mama.

Depends if she was good looking i'd keep her but get a second beautiful wife to have my children. Problem solved!!

 

[Puffin Stuff]

This somali dude was bragging about divorcing a doctor. He divorced her within a few months of marriage. Even though it is not my life, I was pissed off he let her go like that. Come on, a fucking doctor? he could have saved a lot working himself with less bills to take care of. I asked him if she refused to f*ck. He said no. Ok then why are you leaving her? uhhh this lax said because she doesn't want to have children. I said to him are you fucking kidding me, you were not even patient. Your wife probably witnessed something at the hospital that scared her to have children. He is like now that i remarried my heart cools down when my kids call me aaba. I said to him where did that get you. You now pay all the bills alone working at a warehouse with a teenager(me) 20 now anyway. Wallahi i got worked up because I am in the market for a sugar mama.

She probably would've left the bum so he left before she left him.

 

[Apollo]

Some Somali guy once told me his grandfather owned over a thousand camels.

 

[yaanyuur]

Some Somali guy once told me his grandfather owned over a thousand camels.

no point in having that many camels(basically pets) if you ain't gonna sell it. 1k camels could make a somali family rich for maybe 2 or 3 generations. 1 camel costs like $2k

 

[Mercury]

Back home this Somali Guy bragging about the only time he stepped in the kitchen was to get water

 

[Emily]

People bragging about their good looks when they look like fat Bantu lol

God forgive me..I am so y

 

[government]

People bragging about their good looks when they look like fat Bantu lol

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God forgive me..I am so y

why are you so mean

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[jamal9]

HG guy bragging about the 14 houses he looted in xamar from MJs.

 

[Emily]

why are you so mean

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Lol she had it coming.

 

[White]

people bragging about their langaab sub sub sub sub clans

What's your clan?

 

[Boqor]

People on somalispot bragging about going to med school or having big backs
Guy bragging about making £300 a week from drug dealing
Guy bragging about not listening to his mum
Guy bragging about not fasting one day in Ramadan lmao

 

[Bernie Madoff]

People on somalispot bragging about going to med school or having big backs
Guy bragging about making £300 a week from drug dealing
Guy bragging about not listening to his mum
Guy bragging about not fasting one day in Ramadan lmao

Lol fam how old are you? Stop chilling with wastemans wallahi