Gibiin-Udug
Crowned Queen of Puntland. Supporter of PuntExit
It's next weekend. We had the rehearsals this past weekend.
Virginity
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Just have sex omg
Also humans are not monogamous which is why most of us end up cheating on our partners ^_^ Also I’d rather kill myself than let some grimy 40 year old marry me so idk about that.
life hack: have sex with the person you will marry
Also humans are not monogamous which is why most of us end up cheating on our partners ^_^ Also I’d rather kill myself than let some grimy 40 year old marry me so idk about that.
life hack: have sex with the person you will marry
Many of us on here lack social graces that one needs to engage in mere small talk with the opposite sex. 
2 meters away is the closest we've got to bodily contact. You're certainly more advanced.
2 meters away is the closest we've got to bodily contact. You're certainly more advanced.
I am a virgin.
They are used to overweight or stick looking Somalis.
Kulaha broad shoulders means I can't get women.
I may or may not be a virgin 
Real women love broad shoulders
Somali women love narrow shoulders.
Why else do their sons keep inheriting them? And what's with these bouncing boys with the badhi weyne. Ahem.
I reckon, it must have come from somewhere?
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Inhermouth
Yes my brother, especially in the Somali community. sexual narcissism has left Somali women unhappier than ever. Some of them are going as far as demanding their, “Booty to be eating like groceries.” We’ve have granted them considerably more sexual freedom than ever; and as a result they have much greater sexual independence, which has given them more power to demand such terms as “Tall Somali and Handsome.”
They’re still unsatisfied. They want an educated men who will assemble a million dollar wedding and a diamond ring and on top of that he has to take her to planet Rose on her honeymoon and “eat her like groceries.”
The demands are mounting you’d better be quick and marry before the stacks get higher.
I highly suggest you go to the Serengeti and find yourself a fine gazelle.
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Inhermouth
You forgot me!
When you're old and a virgin. They don't count you anymore.
It's only for those with enough moisture locked into their skin to humblebrag about.
Interesting brother. Us men will always have it hard, women have all these privileges in the west which why I would never copulate with any women here. Somali Women back home are more grateful. don't get me wrong there are wonderful somali women in the west but I find them too intimidating.
Is eating the backside of a women a fetish for some women? I think I might have a heart attack. What have we humans become? Vile sexual deviants
Jake from State Farm
We pro xalimo all 2019
I can fullfill the eating a booty like groceries part. I just need to acquire the currency first
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Inhermouth
When you're old and a virgin. They don't count you anymore.
I’m glad we are both old and virgin, perhaps we can do something about that.
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Inhermouth
Ma man!
Jake from State Farm
We pro xalimo all 2019
Facts they are use to seeing abdis built like twigs.They are used to overweight or stick looking Somalis.
Kulaha broad shoulders means I can't get women.
When you've got an old crumpled up card you hold on to it for dear life like golem. I'm afraid it's the only novelty I've got.
Are u complaining that Somali women wants to get their “Booty ate like groceries.”
u don't need any talent to do that abaaha waas it's easy asf. Caalacalka naaga dhaaf nooh sxb.Punk ass ashy abdi.
Jake from State Farm
We pro xalimo all 2019
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Inhermouth
When you've got an old crumpled up card you hold on to it for dear life like golem. I'm afraid it's the only novelty I've got.
So be it then. You shall die as an old crumpling and frustrated fifty year old women.
I will find myself a young gazelle in the Serengeti.
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