Puffin Stuff
Cheating death in berbera
Sports journalists who can think of nobetter question than: "How does it feel?"
Music journalists who have no idea whatthey are talking about but who aremassively well rewarded for spouting ill-informed rubbish.
TV historians who use the present tense when talking about events that happened 500 years ago.
"So, what sort of king is Richard III?"
Answer: He's a pile of bones, so a very, very dead one. Also, since someone else has the job, if he were alive he'd be a very unemployed one.
People who actually take the English football team seriously
Somali drivers' pigheaded refusal to use indicators/turn signals. I can onlypresume that Somalis have mastered the art of mind reading.
Music journalists who have no idea whatthey are talking about but who aremassively well rewarded for spouting ill-informed rubbish.
TV historians who use the present tense when talking about events that happened 500 years ago.
"So, what sort of king is Richard III?"
Answer: He's a pile of bones, so a very, very dead one. Also, since someone else has the job, if he were alive he'd be a very unemployed one.
People who actually take the English football team seriously
Somali drivers' pigheaded refusal to use indicators/turn signals. I can onlypresume that Somalis have mastered the art of mind reading.