There’s a trend of Somali women hiding their husbands faces in wedding pictures

[Muji]

so let me tell you guys a story

One of my few xalimo friends got married recently

She finally updated her insta with the wedding pictures

We saw everything! Pictures of her, her henna, her before and after Make up. The guests... when it finally came to the bride and groom pictures this hid her husbands face with a smiley

I was actually confused for twenty minutes because I was thinking- no disrespect to her..but her husband is fugly. Receding hairline, buck teeth, awkward vibes...so I was thinking is she hiding his pics because she think we are going to try and steal him loool

But then I realised she was hiding him because he was fugly. Why would you marry someone that you are too embarrassed to be seen with? Lol

 

[jamal9]

But then I realised she was hiding him because he was fugly. Why would you marry someone that you are too embarrassed to be seen with? Lol

cuz the dik aint ugly, duh!

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

so let me tell you guys a story

One of my few xalimo friends got married recently

She finally updated her insta with the wedding pictures

We saw everything! Pictures of her, her henna, her before and after Make up. The guests... when it finally came to the bride and groom pictures this hid her husbands face with a smiley

I was actually confused for twenty minutes because I was thinking- no disrespect to her..but her husband is fugly. Receding hairline, buck teeth, awkward vibes...so I was thinking is she hiding his pics because she think we are going to try and steal him loool

But then I realised she was hiding him because he was fugly. Why would you marry someone that you are too embarrassed to be seen with? Lol

I asked her to exclude me from the picture. As her husband I didn’t even know why she married me I didn’t want folks saying “beauty and the beast “.

 

[Mehmet]

so let me tell you guys a story

One of my few xalimo friends got married recently

She finally updated her insta with the wedding pictures

We saw everything! Pictures of her, her henna, her before and after Make up. The guests... when it finally came to the bride and groom pictures this hid her husbands face with a smiley

I was actually confused for twenty minutes because I was thinking- no disrespect to her..but her husband is fugly. Receding hairline, buck teeth, awkward vibes...so I was thinking is she hiding his pics because she think we are going to try and steal him loool

But then I realised she was hiding him because he was fugly. Why would you marry someone that you are too embarrassed to be seen with? Lol

Lol maybe she knows that your lonely ass would steal him away

 

[Muji]

cuz the dik aint ugly, duh!

Shows how little you know about Somali women

You think a Somali woman knows what a good dick is? We have xalimos here expecting to be courted for 7 years without sex and you think these ladies know anything about dick.

 

[Muji]

Lol maybe she knows that your lonely ass would steal him away

I’m very vocal about how disgusted I am by Somali men in real life

I won’t be taking any faraXs. High cases of mental illness, no life skills and butt ugly. I’d rather die with a cat.

 

[Muji]

I asked her to exclude me from the picture. As her husband I didn’t even know why she married me I didn’t want folks saying “beauty and the beast “.

It’s weird and tragic how you are the only good looking guy on this forum. The good looking ones have to be the crazy ones.

 

[pablo]

Everyday lol, it’s pretty obvious you get no male attention in real life. It’s okay let your frustrations out on sspot.

 

[Muji]

Everyday lol, it’s pretty obvious you get no male attention in real life. It’s okay let your frustrations out on sspot.View attachment 75378

Why would I need Male attention?

 

[pablo]

Why would I need Male attention?

You love making stories about geeljires to get a reactions.

 

[diaby]

She probably doesn't want to get the evil eye from buckteeth single xalimos

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

It’s weird and tragic how you are the only good looking guy on this forum. The good looking ones have to be the crazy ones.

The rate of 1-3 mental nation disappoints us all adeer.

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

You love making stories about geeljires to get a reactions.

Dude leave her alone. She’s correct about us Geeljires. It’s hard for these young girls (born here) to find someone that looks like Odel Begcham Jr. it’s true we have deformities. It’s either our forehead that’s messed up or our limps.

(She find me attractive but has designated me as a raging lunatic. I accept her judgement bc never claimed the right to sanity )

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

He probably has another wife.

 

[Muji]

He probably has another wife.

Wallahi I never thought of this

He probably insisted

Girl your smart

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

Wallahi I never thought of this

He probably insisted

Girl your smart

I told you sis! These Ashy Abdis ain’t sheiiiit.

 

[Muji]

I told you sis! These Ashy Abdis ain’t sheiiiit.

They are probably going to start wearing these! The deception is real.

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

They are probably going to start wearing these! The deception is real.

They’re too busy lightening themselves up and putting chemicals to straighten their hair.

 

[Finesse]

No such thing as ugly, you're only poor or don't know how to fix it.


Receding hairline? Get a hair transplant or shave your head.

Bad teeth? Braces.

Bad skin; see a dermatologist, fix your diet/skincare.

Bad body: work out.

 

[madaxweyne]

Too bad no one wants a 35 year old women :siilaanyolaugh: