The Story of Farmaajo and the airport

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"Alrighty there you go saheeb, make sure to build a functional airport with that money now. It's an honor to waste money on a dead country"

"Thank you sir, I will make Somalia great again!"

Meanwhile in Villa Somalia...



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"Ayo my niggas listen up. We just got a fat check of 4,5 million dollars. We'll set aside 50k for a shitty excuse for an airport so they don't notice, I'll take a 40% cut and y'all can share the rest. Aight?"

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"Aight"

Meanwhile in Baraawe...


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"Mashallah, look at this beautiful airport! Farmaajo truly is a man of wonde-

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"oh shit it's raining let's head back inside."

A few hours later...


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"Waawareey! The "airport"! What are we gonna do now?! People will find out we stole the money! Shit, I already spent it on bribing Eelay and buying Gucci for my wife. I'm screwed, I won't get another term of looting."

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"I played myself wallahi. Unless..."

To be continued...
 

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Adeer macaane ii waran
Hambalyo hambalyo hambalyo, waxaa laguugu xukumay dil toogasho ah.

Kusoo dhowoow dhimashada mudane
 
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"Alrighty there you go saheeb, make sure to build a functional airport with that money now. It's an honor to waste money on a dead country"

"Thank you sir, I will make Somalia great again!"

Meanwhile in Villa Somalia...



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"Ayo my niggas listen up. We just got a fat check of 4,5 million dollars. We'll set aside 50k for a shitty excuse for an airport so they don't notice, I'll take a 40% cut and y'all can share the rest. Aight?"

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"Aight"

Meanwhile in Baraawe...


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"Mashallah, look at this beautiful airport! Farmaajo truly is a man of wonde-

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"oh shit it's raining let's head back inside."

A few hours later...


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"Waawareey! The "airport"! What are we gonna do now?! People will find out we stole the money! Shit, I already spent it on bribing Eelay and buying Gucci for my wife. I'm screwed, I won't get another term of looting."

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"I played myself wallahi. Unless..."

To be continued...

Im actually dead, this is top tier:dead::dead:
 

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