"Alrighty there you go saheeb, make sure to build a functional airport with that money now. It's an honor to waste money on a dead country"
"Thank you sir, I will make Somalia great again!"
Meanwhile in Villa Somalia...
"Ayo my niggas listen up. We just got a fat check of 4,5 million dollars. We'll set aside 50k for a shitty excuse for an airport so they don't notice, I'll take a 40% cut and y'all can share the rest. Aight?"
"Aight"
Meanwhile in Baraawe...
"Mashallah, look at this beautiful airport! Farmaajo truly is a man of wonde-
"oh shit it's raining let's head back inside."
A few hours later...
"Waawareey! The "airport"! What are we gonna do now?! People will find out we stole the money! Shit, I already spent it on bribing Eelay and buying Gucci for my wife. I'm screwed, I won't get another term of looting."
"I played myself wallahi. Unless..."
To be continued...
