SSpot Beefs

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

So here's the place to recount your ego wars. Tell us about your enemies on here. Did you win? Did you lose? Give us the links. We don't need empty boasts.

I've beefed with @Cognitivedissonance. First beef I ever had on here. Tasted like chicken to be honest. I had to school him a little. He made unkind remarks about the libertarian mujahids. He's been on his best behavior ever since.

I've beefed with @Grant. I told him Duterte was my hero. He threw a hissy fit because Duterte confiscated his property. Tried to get me banned and all. Cry me a river gringo.

I had an altercation with @GodKnowsBest. This was back when she was a Cross Worshipper. She wanted me to kiss the Bible and do sujuud for Cissa Banu Maryam. She promised her pastor would help me get asylum as a persecuted Somali Christian. I would be lying if I said I didn't think about planting my head on the floor for the Fatherless Nabi, but my iman was too strong for Christian inducements.

I had a little contretemps with @YoungFarah. He told me he lays out his prayer mat for Waaq. I was shocked. He told me "Do you wanna fight?" I said I would love to, but I am beyond my prime. He said he was only gonna pray to Waaq, but now that I dissed him, he would expand it to Ayanle and Hur. He went from monotheistic kufr to polytheistic kufr. Sometimes da'wah can make things worse.

Give us your stories.

 

[government]

What a great man I can see why your bidaar is wanagsan

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

What a great man

Meaning ?????

 

[government]

Meaning ?????

I see you as a man of morals who stands against anyone who trys to unjust him

 

[YoungFarah]

I had a little contretemps with @YoungFarah. He told me he lays out his prayer mat for Waaq. I was shocked. He told me "Do you wanna fight?" I said I would love to, but I am beyond my prime. He said he was only gonna pray to Waaq, but now that I dissed him, he would expand it to Ayanle and Hur. He went from monotheistic kufr to polytheistic kufr. Sometimes da'wah can make things worse.

Give us your stories.

ileen you still suffer from high functioning autism miyaa

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

I see you as a man of morals who stands against anyone who trys to unjust him

Thanks buddy. I've never seen the word unjust used as a verb, but I dig it. You're right. I'm a social justice warrior. I fight injustice, unjustice, misjustice, and disjustice where ever I see it. How about you son? Are you SJW for life too?

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

View attachment 35534 ileen you still suffer from high functioning autism miyaa View attachment 35537

Don't make me produce the receipts. I try to hide people's sin.

 

[Naissur]

The only person I ever offended here is probably @Inquisitive_ after I made a thread showing he's a fraud.

I kept linking to that thread whenever he was arguing with people about science/religion. It pissed him off so much that he started leaving threads as soon as I entered. I left him alone now though since it bordered on bullying.

 

[government]

Thanks buddy. I've never seen the word unjust used as a verb, but I dig it. You're right. I'm a social justice warrior. I fight injustice, unjustice, misjustice, and disjustice where ever I see it. How about you son? Are you SJW for life too?

Of course walaal I'm a social justice warrior for life

 

[Naissur]

I can see why your bidaar is wanagsan

It's wanaagsan 'cause it's touchscreen.

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

The only person I ever offended here is probably @Inquisitive_ after I made a thread showing he's a fraud.

I kept linking to that thread whenever he was arguing with people about science/religion. It pissed him off so much that he started leaving threads as soon as I entered. I left him alone now though since it bordered on bullying.

I disciplined that kid a few times. It was a little over the top sometimes. He quivers in his boots whenever he sees my shadow. Relax, I wanna tell him, I'm a pussy cat, but he's never around long enough to hear it. I thought he was a mere extremist, but he sounds like the Muslim Alex Jones from what I gather. He'll grow out of it someday. I used to be an Ikhwani with a hard on for the caliphate.

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

It's wanaagsan 'cause it's touch screen.

Touch screen? The hell does that mean?

 

[DuctTape]

There has been an insanely destructive battle going on behind the scenes of all the mundanity going on on this site.

I, @Emperor of Somalia, and @TSP have been fighting for months against the xabashi sorceress @TooMacaan.
We noticed that @shanqale and @government had vanished after interacting with her multiple times.
If I recall correctly, @Emperor of Somalia was the one to point all this out first. We formulated a plan.
We needed to save them. And so, we fought against her.
In the start, it was like fighting a 100,000 strong army with only 3 men.

We realised we needed to get stronger, in order to combat her dark sixir. She got stronger by the day, and our strength stagnated.
That's when I came up with the plan to make our meme magic reserves grow, so we could combat her.
In the beginning, we barely saw any progress. But we kept at it, spreading memes, creating memes, propagating memes, whatever we could do.
We didn't give up. And then, the day came.

We started to match her attacks, blow for blow. It got easier.
Mudane @TSP's Meme Blast Barrage Beams and @Emperor of Somalia's Dhoocil Destroyer Disc did massive damage, combined with my steady onslaught of weaker (but faster) Shitpost Shockwaves.

More days passed. We had reached the next level. She could not compare to us.

@government (or someone who appears to be government) had returned. While his body may be with us, his mind may still be gone. But we have made progress. We fought hard, men. Be proud.

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

Of course walaal I'm a social justice warrior for life

Walaal sounds gay sxb. I'm not into qowmu luut. No wonder you're into lifestyle liberalism.

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

There has been an insanely destructive battle going on behind the scenes of all the mundanity going on on this site.

I, @Emperor of Somalia, and @TSP have been fighting for months against the xabashi sorceress @TooMacaan.
We noticed that @shanqale and @government had vanished after interacting with her multiple times.
If I recall correctly, @Emperor of Somalia was the one to point all this out first. We formulated a plan.
We needed to save them. And so, we fought against her.
In the start, it was like fighting a 100,000 strong army with only 3 men.

We realised we needed to get stronger, in order to combat her dark sixir. She got stronger by the day, and our strength stagnated.
That's when I came up with the plan to make our meme magic reserves grow, so we could combat her.
In the beginning, we barely saw any progress. But we kept at it, spreading memes, creating memes, propagating memes, whatever we could do.
We didn't give up. And then, the day came.

We started to match her attacks, blow for blow. It got easier.
Mudane @TSP's Meme Blast Barrage Beams and @Emperor of Somalia's Dhoocil Destroyer Disc did massive damage, combined with my steady onslaught of weaker (but faster) Shitpost Shockwaves.

More days passed. We had reached the next level. She could not compare to us.

@government (or someone who appears to be government) had returned. While his body may be with us, his mind may still be gone. But we have made progress. We fought hard, men. Be proud.

You and your bloody memes. What's with all the cartoons? Very preschool. Go play with action figures.

 

[DuctTape]

You and your bloody memes. What's with all the cartoons? Very preschool. Go play with action figures.

Any man that refuses to let go of the key things that are fun in life, life action figures, is a kindred spirit in my eyes.
Never let go of the things that make you happy. If trains going choo-choo-choo and rocket ships flying high in the sky still put a skip in your step and make you smile and feel excited, after all these years, then you're a truly happy person, and someone who loves life.
Ageing is all physical, sxb.

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

Any man that refuses to let go of the key things that are fun in life, life action figures, is a kindred spirit in my eyes.
Never let go of the things that make you happy. If trains going choo-choo-choo and rocket ships flying high in the sky still put a skip in your step and make you smile and feel excited, after all these years, then you're a truly happy person, and someone who loves life.
Ageing is all physical, sxb.

So many overgrown kids on here, but respect to you for taking it back to Thomas The Tank Engine.

 

[government]

There has been an insanely destructive battle going on behind the scenes of all the mundanity going on on this site.

I, @Emperor of Somalia, and @TSP have been fighting for months against the xabashi sorceress @TooMacaan.
We noticed that @shanqale and @government had vanished after interacting with her multiple times.
If I recall correctly, @Emperor of Somalia was the one to point all this out first. We formulated a plan.
We needed to save them. And so, we fought against her.
In the start, it was like fighting a 100,000 strong army with only 3 men.

We realised we needed to get stronger, in order to combat her dark sixir. She got stronger by the day, and our strength stagnated.
That's when I came up with the plan to make our meme magic reserves grow, so we could combat her.
In the beginning, we barely saw any progress. But we kept at it, spreading memes, creating memes, propagating memes, whatever we could do.
We didn't give up. And then, the day came.

We started to match her attacks, blow for blow. It got easier.
Mudane @TSP's Meme Blast Barrage Beams and @Emperor of Somalia's Dhoocil Destroyer Disc did massive damage, combined with my steady onslaught of weaker (but faster) Shitpost Shockwaves.

More days passed. We had reached the next level. She could not compare to us.

@government (or someone who appears to be government) had returned. While his body may be with us, his mind may still be gone. But we have made progress. We fought hard, men. Be proud.

Unfortunately you guys were too late
While you guys were trying to find what happened to us @TooMacaan was already on her way modifying me and @shanqale in her secret lab to make us stronger capable of defeating the most powerful memesters me and and @shanqale and someone else she is still working on are the memedroids and we will destroy kikstan once and for all

 

[DuctTape]

So many overgrown kids on here, but respect to you for taking it back to Thomas The Tank Engine.

There's a difference between enjoying things seen as "kiddy", and actually acting like a child in an adult's body (i.e petty insult matches and being a in general). You can be mature and immature at the same time, so to speak
It's a sweet spot.

 

[Hades]

BW you're the biggest shit stirrer on the forum