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There's a difference between enjoying things seen as "kiddy", and actually acting like a child in an adult's body (i.e petty insult matches and being a in general). You can be mature and immature at the same time, so to speak :samwelcome:
It's a sweet spot.
They say old age is a second childhood. They got me wearing diapers in my nursing home. Feels good to go for a number two in my couch. Liberation.

I forgot to add senescence as my enemy too on the list.
 

DuctTape

I have an IQ of 300
Unfortunately you guys were too late
While you guys were trying to find what happened to us @TooMacaan was already on her way modifying me and @shanqale in her secret lab to make us stronger capable of defeating the most powerful memesters me and and @shanqale and someone else she is still working on are the memedroids and we will destroy kikstan once and for all
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@TSP @Emperor of Somalia we will be fighting against inhuman cybernetic android monsters from now on.
@government and @shanqale are lost forever. And they have a third poor soul that was converted into an android too.
We may not live to see the end of this month, lads :wowsweat:
 
So many overgrown kids on here, but respect to you for taking it back to Thomas The Tank Engine.

:chrisfreshhah:
Was that your favorite cartoon show
Mr wanagsan :)



Ive had beef with only three people and they all were squashed peacefully
The first duo have become great friends of mine
In fact we made a group
Together
the other one well let’s
just say he became irrelevant
@Madman :)


I’m not sure if this
will become potential beef
But I have my eyes on you
@Starscream :ufdup:
 

DuctTape

I have an IQ of 300
They say old age is a second childhood. They got me wearing diapers in my nursing home. Feels good to go for a number two in my couch. Liberation.

I forgot to add senescence as my enemy too on the list.
I await the day I am also able to shit myself on the sofa or outside without being judged for it.
You are living the life awoowe. Being an old man means you can do all sorts of crazy shit and be forgiven just because "Oh, he's old".
Truly a life worth living.
 
:chrisfreshhah:
Was that your favorite cartoon show
Mr wanagsan :)



Ive had beef with only three people and they all were squashed peacefully
The first duo have become great friends of mine
In fact we made a group
Together
the other one well let’s
just say he became irrelevant
@Madman :)


I’m not sure if this
will become potential beef
But I have my eyes on you
@Starscream :ufdup:
Naah, I was pre-television.

Pre-electricity to be precise.

Tom The Tank Engine is just what they put on for us in between Scrabble and Chess. They play re-runs of South Park too from time to time. We switch the channel to Jerry Springer when the nurse isn't around though. Jerry keeps it real.
 

DuctTape

I have an IQ of 300
What's all the talk about @TooMacaan? Isn't she a Jesus Freak. None of your karate moves will avail against her. This is a dhoocil who comes from a religion where they turn water into wine, walk on water, and rise from the dead. Bet you can't do that folks.

@DuctTape, @government
She also possesses the power to transform any man, no matter how strong-willed or dominant, into a complete whimpering doormat of a man; a cuck through and through. It is disgusting and horrifying to see.
But we have been fighting the good fight, me and my two other comrades. @government, as you can see, has also been transformed into a cuck, referring to @TooMacaan as "Mama" :damedamn:
They will all fall, one day. We haven't come this far only to be stopped.
 
:chrisfreshhah:
Was that your favorite cartoon show
Mr wanagsan :)



Ive had beef with only three people and they all were squashed peacefully
The first duo have become great friends of mine
In fact we made a group
Together
the other one well let’s
just say he became irrelevant

@Madman :)


I’m not sure if this
will become potential beef
But I have my eyes on you
@Starscream :ufdup:
Thats cold abayo macaan, wallahi thats real cold, i didn't know that you were that much of a savage:mjkkk:.
 
She also possesses the power to transform any man, no matter how strong-willed or dominant, into a complete whimpering doormat of a man; a cuck through and through. It is disgusting and horrifying to see.
But we have been fighting the good fight, me and my two other comrades. @government, as you can see, has also been transformed into a cuck, referring to @TooMacaan as "Mama" :damedamn:
They will all fall, one day. We haven't come this far only to be stopped.
@TooMacaan tried to baptize me when I was bathing. I thought my war crimes in civil war Mogadishu had caught up with me and that she was trying to drown me. I thought Jesus was meek and mild. Since when is it acceptable to dunk a man's head in ice cold water. What a cruel world.
 

DuctTape

I have an IQ of 300
@TooMacaan tried to baptize me when I was bathing. I thought my war crimes in civil war Mogadishu had caught up with me and that she was trying to drown me. I thought Jesus was meek and mild. Since when is it acceptable to dunk a man's head in ice cold water. What a cruel world.
She wanted you to be born again, and then as soon as you were absolved of all your sins, she intended to drown you.
She had so little faith in you doing enough good deeds to get to heaven that she decided that killing you off immediately after being baptised was safer for you. How sad.
 
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