a real man lets his wife sufferWalahi o bilahi I can handle that machine with my eyes closed even though they pumped up the voltage (to make it worse than it is)
if birth had no disgusting aspects to it and only pain Walahi, I would take my wife’s place in a HEARTBEAT!

Kid’s gonna end up hella retarded





But if you made the child why suddenly feel like a blushing virgin in seeing it enter the world. Why do men lose their composure? Oh well.
great idea btw