Should Farahs be present when their Halimo is in labour?

[Xaruun]

Wallahi you moving dangerously. Thats how you end up celibate for life. One look at her downstairs pushing out a whole ass human being is enough to make a nigga not want to stick his gus in there again.

Or it could have the opposite effect

 

[Nak-Muay-Kru]

I'll be in the general facinity but there's no fucking way I'm setting foot in the delivery room.
The cadaan "you have to hold her hand" propaganda wouldn't change my mind

 

[Sheikh Google]

Or it could have the opposite effect

I don't kink shame walaal but if seeing a wailing baby coming headfirst out a vagina is a niggas thing then everyone else in the world is vanilla when it comes to kinks.

 

[stophatingtho]

Or if the child ends up different color to you because xalimo had a taste of Brian in accountant. You put on Kanye gold digger on the drive home because you made the mistake of ticking aabo on the lil bastards birth certificate.

Im moroccan so the kid might look like whatever god wants him to look like

 

[Xaruun]

I don't kink shame walaal but if seeing a wailing baby coming headfirst out a vagina is a niggas thing then everyone else in the world is vanilla when it comes to kinks.

Tell that to @Grigori Rasputin

 

[Nak-Muay-Kru]

I don't kink shame walaal but if seeing a wailing baby coming headfirst out a vagina is a niggas thing then everyone else in the world is vanilla when it comes to kinks.

ALOT of them shit themselves during the delivery, naive faraxs are in for a rude awakening lol

 

[GemState]

Got no interest in watching her perineum tear for 13 hours, I'll be in the general vicinity though

 

[Xaruun]

Apparently giving birth stinks really bad because of the accidental xaar. f*ck that. I’ll be waiting outside

 

[Juliet]

Wallahi you moving dangerously. Thats how you end up celibate for life. One look at her downstairs pushing out a whole ass human being is enough to make a nigga not want to stick his gus in there again.

Men are capable of sticking their gus in camels and goats, im pretty sure they can handle it

 

[Moe]

I wouldn't mind recording my voice saying Push baby push... I'm with you in spirit and putting that on loop. 4 hours is no joke

Just send this one to her in loop and your good to go.

 

[digaagjecel]

You need to be there right in front of everything so you can appreciate your wife even more.

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

There’s nothing cute about it. She’s screaming, blood gushing, skin tearing, dam small head appearing from a hole and on top of that she’s shitting and peeing.

How am I gonna go back in there with that image. Will lose appetite.

No thanks!

Bring it back to me to so aan ku aaso 3 months later when it is all sewed up and healed.

 

[Sky Geeljire]

This is a WESTERN TRADITION not a Somali one. I have never ever heard of this shit until I came to the west. Women are taken care of by other women whilst we stand guard outside. That’s our tradition.

I ain’t no way I am going to be in the room.

 

[Mercury]

I find it funny y'all keep talking about how scary birth is and what happen to the vagina as if y'all are the ones giving birth you keep forgetting its her thats gonna be going through all of this imagine how scared she is and not having her man by her side

the worst is she could be having complications, lose alot of blood even die of childbirth and you guys would have 0 clue whats going on simply because you choose to not be in the delievery room

 

[elite1337]

Keep it like ancient egypt, where only women were allowed in the birthing room what reason is there for me to watch it happen its just gonna traumatize me.. emotional support kulaha

 

[Mercury]

This is a WESTERN TRADITION not a Somali one. I have never ever heard of this shit until I came to the west. Women are taken care of by other women whilst we stand guard outside. That’s our tradition.

I ain’t no way I am going to be in the room.

stand guard outside = wimp

 

[Woke1.4rm.Shibis]

I am at an age/stage where I will procreate soon.
Should I be present during the delivery?

They talk about Fathers empowerment and baby benefiting from the microbiome at birth.
But what about the chemistry between me and her dying after the sights and sounds.


I might have to pretend I got stuck in traffic.

for all u who’ve done this, pls enlighten us.
Discuss

Saxib if it's a halaal baby you gona have to read the adhaan to him in his ear soon hes born .
The sound , sight and chemistry wont die as long as you spice things up , like slapping her with the D when shes sleeping in the passenger while on long drives and demanding her to ride the D befor continuing the long drive .

After that youth drops remember that hole is yours and you can name it what ever name u want , just make sure is creative name . I call my MARKAB (ship , yacht )
Hope the Best on your journey akhi

 

[i ✨]

Saxib if it's a halaal baby you gona have to read the adhaan to him in his ear soon hes born .
The sound , sight and chemistry wont die as long as you spice things up , like slapping her with the D when shes sleeping in the passenger while on long drives and demanding her to ride the D befor continuing the long drive .

After that youth drops remember that hole is yours and you can name it what ever name u want , just make sure is creative name . I call my MARKAB (ship , yacht )
Hope the Best on your journey akhi

Such an interesting contrast between your first sentence and the rest of your response.

 

[digaagjecel]

You do know she can die giving birth, you guys are worried about how disgusting and scary it is until you get a call that your wife is dead while you were at home eating popcorn and watching a scary movie.

 

[mr steal your naag]

I am at an age/stage where I will procreate soon.
Should I be present during the delivery?

They talk about Fathers empowerment and baby benefiting from the microbiome at birth.
But what about the chemistry between me and her dying after the sights and sounds.


I might have to pretend I got stuck in traffic.

for all u who’ve done this, pls enlighten us.
Discuss

I have decided to never have kids in the future so iam good.