ramadan for abdis is like wedding season for halimos

[Toxique]

halimos, if u cant secure an abdi during ramadan then ur a female incel. if u want an abdi or a few, there’s no excuse why u can’t locked one down during ramadan. tbh if u can’t bag an abdi at his peak vulnerability then when can u?

the ashy abdis of this forum will hav u believe abdis hav many options n it’s the women who end up single, lonely, and desperate but that’s not true. it’s during ramadan that all abdis think about marriage the most n because of their religious state they are susceptible to manipulation. watever u want he will give to u because he’s desperate n doesn’t want to make it to the next ramadan single. this is esp true for the abdi who is the last single one in his group of friends.

sisters, let’s make a pact to kawaal these abdis this month. who’s down?

@Knowles @xalimathe6 @Daleelah @SumMo @Oranges&Lemons @sigmund @catwoman @Jim Crow @Slickback @Jerome in the house @buuqiyobalayo @Boqor @Factz @Huncho @Geeljire sanbuur

 

[buuqiyobalayo]

I’m with you queen

 

[Toxique]

I’m with you queen

im actually lookin forward to taraweh

 

[Huncho]

 

[buuqiyobalayo]

New flavor of the week? What happened with Travis Scott?

 

[Huncho]

New flavor of the week? What happened with Travis Scott?

What is an atheist doing in a thread about Ramadan

 

[Desert Flower]

Loool. Ppl actually get married during ramadan. But how do you secure an abdi during ramadan?

Spill the tea sis.

 

[Toxique]

this is gonna hav toronto on fire this ramadan.

if u weren’t god awful ugly i would hav considered makin u a bench warmer on my rotation. u got any cute friends? i don’t want to play genetic roulette wit my offspring so anyone ur related to is out of the question.

 

[buuqiyobalayo]

What is an atheist doing in a thread about Ramadan

Me and u r both minorties on this forum we should stick together <3 unlike the rest of these losers I actually believe in gay rights

 

[Huncho]

this is gonna hav toronto on fire this ramadan.

if u weren’t god awful ugly i would hav considered makin u a bench warmer on my rotation. u got any cute friends? i don’t want to play genetic roulette wit my offspring so anyone ur related to is out of the question.

You do realize you are speaking to a nigga that would rather be with a trini ting over a

Ramadan and Eid going to be lit at night tho.

 

[CangeeroBear]

How will you get married on ramadan if you cant have sex in the blessed month?

Seems like a waste

 

[Toxique]

Loool. Ppl actually get married during ramadan. But how do you secure an abdi during ramadan?

Spill the tea sis.

one word: taraweeh. every able bodied abdi will be there. it gives u a chance to scout for ur roster and 30 days to seal the deal on the prey uve kept ur eye on for the last few weeks. u will kno if he drives, if he does then what make model and year which will tell u how much he earns, u will kno who he hangs wit and possibly his family so u can do some more digging outside of the mosque, n he will get the impression that ur a saintly woman because he will hav no idea what u do outside of the mosque.

 

[Huncho]

We gonna break fast with timir iyo Ciroc like French Montana

 

[Desert Flower]

one word: taraweeh. every able bodied abdi will be there. it gives u a chance to scout for ur roster and 30 days to seal the deal on the prey uve kept ur eye on for the last few weeks. u will kno if he drives, if he does then what make model and year which will tell u how much he earns, u will kno who he hangs wit and possibly his family so u can do some more digging outside of the mosque, n he will get the impression that ur a saintly woman because he will hav no idea what u do outside of the mosque.

Yesssss! Nah I'm kidding. But I def feel like gender relations are less rigid during ramadan. People r more relaxed ruunti.

 

[Toxique]

You do realize you are speaking to a nigga that would rather be with a trini ting over a

Ramadan and Eid going to be lit at night tho.

then stop hating on the kid n let me cook. why do u care if i kawaal a couple of abdis? if not me it would be someone else.

 

[Toxique]

Yesssss! Nah I'm kidding. But I def feel like gender relations are less rigid during ramadan. People r more relaxed ruunti.

it’s because the men are more open due to their desperation.

 

[AliUK]

im actually lookin forward to taraweh

Kinda clever, most Somali guys will think you are pious if you are praying taraweh. Thanks for the heads up. I will bare this in mind.

 

[Toxique]

Kinda clever, most Somali guys will think you are pious if you are praying taraweh. Thanks for the heads up. I will bare this in mind.

now ur gonna doubt the religious halimos. what do u hav left then other than mgtow?

 

[CangeeroBear]

one word: taraweeh. every able bodied abdi will be there. it gives u a chance to scout for ur roster and 30 days to seal the deal on the prey uve kept ur eye on for the last few weeks. u will kno if he drives, if he does then what make model and year which will tell u how much he earns, u will kno who he hangs wit and possibly his family so u can do some more digging outside of the mosque, n he will get the impression that ur a saintly woman because he will hav no idea what u do outside of the mosque.

Taraweeh is seperated into men and women , i dont know how you will see anyone hanging out with anyone when women are on top floor while men are on bottom floor.Also you do know buying an expensive car when younger is not an indicator of wealth but often an indicator of credit usage.Most young people spend alot of money on things such as cars, flashy clothes etc.

Also every nggas knows if you are fking around.We have eyes and ears, there is hoe database.If you are on it.. well..

 

[XawoTako]

halimos, if u cant secure an abdi during ramadan then ur a female incel. if u want an abdi or a few, there’s no excuse why u can’t locked one down during ramadan. tbh if u can’t bag an abdi at his peak vulnerability then when can u?

the ashy abdis of this forum will hav u believe abdis hav many options n it’s the women who end up single, lonely, and desperate but that’s not true. it’s during ramadan that all abdis think about marriage the most n because of their religious state they are susceptible to manipulation. watever u want he will give to u because he’s desperate n doesn’t want to make it to the next ramadan single. this is esp true for the abdi who is the last single one in his group of friends.

sisters, let’s make a pact to kawaal these abdis this month. who’s down?

@Knowles @xalimathe6 @Daleelah @SumMo @Oranges&Lemons @sigmund @catwoman @Jim Crow @Slickback @Jerome in the house @buuqiyobalayo @Boqor @Factz @Huncho @Geeljire sanbuur

Ramadan wa bil cibado. Ramadan aroos la simicnaa wala aragnaa