One boy one girl = perfect family?

[Kodeen]

Ugh. I have this stronge urge to qashin every post of yours.

"Crazy lady, love me or hate me, both are in my favour. If you love me, I will always be in your heart, and if you hate me, I will be in your mind rent free"

Google translate that to Swedish

 

[Tukraq]

You and your conspiracy theories.

May you get lots of healthy children, inshaAllah.

Abayoo think about it, imagine if your great grandchildren follow your path of 4 wives 40 children by the time your 90 you could have possibly 16,440 of your own prodginy basically the most landhere it gets although highly unlikely almost immpossible to convince your children grand children and great grandchildren follow this path although the mormans did if you have 40 kids and those 40 kids have 40 kids that’s 400 kids in 2 generations if those 400 kids have 40 kids that’s 16,000 in 3 generations basically larger than many cities in your life time if you live up to like 90 years old, @MSGA should follow this plan

 

[Gambar]

My Army Son will be in the front lines, my teacher son will educate the masses on the evils of Puntland, the scholar will dish out fatwa to declare war on your leaders and my last two will fund the resistance

Galmudug will rise my friend

Hayaay

 

[halwa]

Abayoo think about it, imagine if your great grandchildren follow your path of 4 wives 40 children by the time your 90 you could have possibly 16,440 of your own prodginy basically the most landhere it gets although highly unlikely almost immpossible to convince your children grand children and great grandchildren follow this path although the mormans did if you have 40 kids and those 40 kids have 40 kids that’s 400 kids in 2 generations if those 400 kids have 40 kids that’s 16,000 in 3 generations basically larger than many cities in your life time if you live up to like 90 years old, @MSGA should follow this plan

Good luck with this plan. My paternal grandad had a lot of wives. Some married and some divorced. I have like 100+ cousins on that side alone.

 

[halwa]

"Crazy lady, love me or hate me, both are in my favour. If you love me, I will always be in your heart, and if you hate me, I will be in your mind rent free"

Google translate that to Swedish

You are obsessed with Sweden. :siilaanyolaugh:

Tell me, did a Swedish girl break your heart?

 

[Ramen]

Having 5+ kids in the homeland makes sense as long as you can afford to take care of them.
5+ kids in the west doesnt make sense.
Too expensive

 

[halwa]

Youre a af jini speaker?

Af jini? Is that what they are called? I’m learning new things everyday. I used to be one but ever since I came here I’ve forgotten the language. It was a long time ago.

 

[Tukraq]

Having 5+ kids in the homeland makes sense as long as you can afford to take care of them.
5+ kids in the west doesnt make sense.
Too expensive

How is it too expensive if even cab drivers can do it just get up off your ass And work, Mexicans have like families of 13 and shit in the west on low income:siilaanyolaugh: don’t act like it’s too expensive

 

[Abdalla]

I come from a small family. I was I think the only Somali dude in my school who had his own room. I want to have a big family. Besides it's a numbers game, if you have 2 kids the likelihood of one them becoming a khasaaro with a capital KHA is big. Boom with just one, 50% of your kids became khasaaro. I want to spread that risk.

 

[A_A]

Pregnancy scares me. I’ve heard some women tear their vagina, up to their futo inalillah.
Just when you want relief the epidural needle is huge and goes into your spine.

 

[Vanessa]

I want to have 7 kids not 2
The house will get boring if there’s 2 kids and parents.

 

[Vanessa]

Pregnancy scares me. I’ve heard some women tear their vagina, up to their futo inalillah.
Just when you want relief the epidural needle is huge and goes into your spine.

That’s why there’s c-section option. You don’t have go through all that pain.

 

[Molotoff]

One should not plan for how many children to have. Leave it up to Allah swt. As long as they are all healthy and in the Deen, I am fine with 5 daughters, really.

 

[NotMyL]

That’s why there’s c-section option. You don’t have go through all that pain.

 

[The alchemist]

Maybe 3-4 children.

I'm going to adopt and raise a boy from a poor background as my own, raise him well, let him take over my businesses and inherit all of my net worth, and not give anything to my biological offsprings. My biological sons will not be loved, only the girls.

I will spoonfeed my sons (-adopted) the social Darwinist theory. That the strongest, and adaptable person survives. Sometimes, I will deliberately put them in danger, and let them fend for themselves. I'm sure they will turn out well, they carry my genes after all. If they fail, then they didn't deserve to live, and nature needs to get rid of them altogether.

They will probably end up killing me for the money in the end, but that's how I know the process was a success.

 

[NotMyL]

Maybe 3-4 children.

I'm going to adopt and raise a boy from a poor background as my own, raise him well, let him take over my businesses and inherit all of my net worth, and not give anything to my biological offsprings. My biological sons will not be loved, only the girls.

I will spoonfeed my sons (-adopted) the social Darwinist theory. That the strongest, and adaptable person survives. Sometimes, I will deliberately put them in danger, and let them fend for themselves. I'm sure they will turn out well, they carry my genes after all. If they fail, then they didn't deserve to live, and nature needs to get rid of them altogether.

They will probably end up killing me for the money in the end, but that's how I know the process was a success.

So you will deliberately ruin them? Sounds like a bright idea.

Good luck to you and your serial killers in the making

 

[A_A]

Maybe 3-4 children.

I'm going to adopt and raise a boy from a poor background as my own, raise him well, let him take over my businesses and inherit all of my net worth, and not give anything to my biological offsprings. My biological sons will not be loved, only the girls.

I will spoonfeed my sons (-adopted) the social Darwinist theory. That the strongest, and adaptable person survives. Sometimes, I will deliberately put them in danger, and let them fend for themselves. I'm sure they will turn out well, they carry my genes after all. If they fail, then they didn't deserve to live, and nature needs to get rid of them altogether.

They will probably end up killing me for the money in the end, but that's how I know the process was a success.

I knew anime fathers existed.

 

[A_A]

That’s why there’s c-section option. You don’t have go through all that pain.

C-section sound just as terrifying. I’m a coward I can’t even handle when doctors draw up blood.

 

[The alchemist]

So you will deliberately ruin them? Sounds like a bright idea.

Good luck to you and your serial killers in the making

I'm going by natures laws. There's no right or wrong, only survival.

 

[AIOPZ]

I grew up for most of my childhood as an only child with getting one baby sister only when I was 12. I was always wanted loads of siblings to play with when I was younger, but looking back I'm pretty overrwhelmed with my one sis.