Near death experiences

[Grigori Rasputin]

wallahay my memory has deteriorated over the years so i might be screwed

Nash! Don't worry! Runtii I have a terrible memory. It depends on your biological make up. I have a brother who remembers shit from when he was 4. I can't remember shit i did last Wednesday

 

[YoungFarah]

Nash! Don't worry! Runtii I have a terrible memory. It depends on your biological make up. I have a brother who remembers shit from when he was 4. I can't remember shit i did last Wednesday

No link eedo. I remember shit from when I was 3 but don't remember what I ate for qado 4 days ago.

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

@arawelo 2.0 can you be more open abt this incident.

How old were you ?

Was he ajhanabi?

Was it in the West ?

 

[Haggiss]

I've had a couple near misses while driving but my most memorable one was in a boxing gym.

I had a couple months of training under my belt at the time and I thought I was the shit. So I challenged to spar a pro heavyweight despite the huge weight difference and it was a big mistake lol.

I held my own for one round before he wobbled me with an uppercut and then continued to land a succession of punches which almost left me unconcious. Walahi everything was in black and white and in slow motion. The coach jumped in and saved my life. Eyga he shouldnt have let me in with him in the first place.

 

[arawelo 2.0]

@arawelo 2.0 can you be more open abt this incident.

How old were you ?

Was he ajhanabi?

Was it in the West ?

i was 9. it was in Ethiopia but the guy was Muslim and poor so my dad left him off the hook

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

i was 9. it was in Ethiopia but the guy was Muslim and poor so my dad left him off the hook

Can you have kids?

 

[arawelo 2.0]

Can you have kids?

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

I've had a couple near misses while driving but my most memorable one was in a boxing gym.

I had a couple months of training under my belt at the time and I thought I was the shit. So I challenged to spar a pro heavyweight despite the huge weight difference and it was a big mistake lol.

I held my own for one round before he wobbled me with an uppercut and then continued to land a succession of punches which almost left me unconcious. Walahi everything was in black and white and in slow motion. The coach jumped in and saved my life. Eyga he shouldnt have let me in with him in the first place.

What kind of a neef daaqaya are you
You had a concussion you know !

Which means you will have dementia in about 15 years.

What you described means your brain moved.

On top of that you are prone to killing your loved ones.

You are unstable as we speak

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

It's a legitimate question, you were in a comma for 3 months. You outa have some early onset of menopause. I mean you were away from this universe for 3 months ma'am, how can I trust to marry you.

What's your meher anyways? You can't be asking for $10k with your background

 

[arawelo 2.0]

It's a legitimate question, you were in a comma for 3 months. You outa have some early onset of menopause

i was in a coma for a week
your obsession with pregnant women is making you come up with strange theories. early onset menopause??

 

[merka]

i've never even heard of malawax before this site

malawax is konfuurian for laxoox

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

i was in a coma for a week
your obsession with pregnant women is making you come up with strange theories. early onset menopause??

So a whole week you were absent from class.

Listen, what kind of dreams you had ?

 

[YoungFarah]

malawax is konfuurian for laxoox

No it isn't nacalaa. It's different bro.

 

[arawelo 2.0]

malawax is konfuurian for laxoox

oh really

all this time i was thinking laxoox to be some fancy new food that i must try

 

[YoungFarah]

oh really

all this time i was thinking laxoox to be some fancy new food that i must try

Laxoox is canjeero. Malawax is different walaalo.

 

[arawelo 2.0]

So a whole week you were absent from class.

Listen, what kind of dreams you had ?

i didnt go to school. just madrasa

i didnt dream. it was like the whole week never happened

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

i didnt go to school. just madrasa

i didnt dream. it was like the whole week never happened

Who was at fault?

 

[Jeesto]

The recent terror attack in Stockholm. I was there just minutes before the attack happened.

 

[Bahal]

Almost choked to death on a jawbreaker

Multiple near drowning incidents

Inches away from bizarre shooting involving an o.g. gangiistar i.e. khat addict and well respected Somali professional over khat.

 

[Jeesto]

And the day i stole the keys to the car from my dad. I was about 11 lol and just "learned" how to drive by watching my dadI started driving and about 5 seconds in i almost crushed into another car and a wall