Near death experiences

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Damn you're lucky to be alive alhamdulillah

I can't help but laugh. I choked on baasto once and my life flashed before my eyes nacalaa
my life flashed before my eyes also. seeing light for the first time, i saw myself in my hooyos arms, cycling for the first time, going to school for the first time, and my hooyo making malawax for me.

life is short.


The last suugo bender
Story time:

pissed hooyo off too badly one time my life flashed before my eyes lets just say i haven't ran so fast in my life i had to run up the stairs at 180km/h or else her deadly aim would get me. Almost broke my toes and my neck from looking back too many times , anywho feels good to be alive.

other than that alhamdulilah god hasn't tested me with a proper near death experience.... yet. :samwelcome:

Grigori Rasputin

“No more your dad” “your mom loofs me”
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Wariyaha SomaliSpot
i got hit by a bus and was in a coma for a week.

got that compensation money though :mjswag:

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Are you serious now?

Have they told you that you might have a long term affects? Like you might have an early onset of dementia like American football players ?
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