My God, i'm traumatised for life!

fox

31/12/16 - 04/04/20
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So my reer koonfureed friend invited us over to his house. Bare in mind that I haven't interacted with non-family members for a about 7 months (i am a Hikikomori, thats Japanese for "Socially withdrawn" or "My bedroom is my kingdom"). Anyways they talked, rambled and i wanted to take a break from them so i went to the toilet. He gave me the direction to the loo but all the talking and sounds got to me so i didn't pay attention. I creaked up the stairs and thought you know what the door with the smallest handle is the toilet ... i walked into his sister :damn:i quickly shut the door and ran down stairs to the sitting room. An hour passed and his mum made food. I thought you know what they're reer muqdisho they probably know how to cook food so i sat down with them ... she served us calooley :liberaltears:you lot are very disgusting people :susp:how on God's green earth do you eat Calooley?
 
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HuunoHunter

Revived Hunter.
So my reer koonfureed friend invited us over to his house. Bare in mind that I haven't interacted with non-family members for a about 7 months (i am a Hikikomori, thats Japanese for "Socially withdrawn" or "My bedroom is my kingdom"). Anyways they talked, rambled and i wanted to take a break from them so i went to the toilet. He gave me the direction to the loo but all the talking and sounds got to me so i didn't pay attention. Creaked up the stairs and thought you know what the door with the smallest handle is the toilet ... i walked into his sister :damn:
You saw someone jerking off?
 

DuctTape

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So my reer koonfureed friend invited us over to his house. Bare in mind that I haven't interacted with non-family members for a about 7 months (i am a Hikikomori, thats Japanese for "Socially withdrawn" or "My bedroom is my kingdom").
This goddamn weeb :westbrookwtf:
You are a "khanis", that's Somali for "f*ggot" :tocry:
 

Merchant of Mogadishu

From Pella to Pattala, then back to Babylon
So my reer koonfureed friend invited us over to his house. Bare in mind that I haven't interacted with non-family members for a about 7 months (i am a Hikikomori, thats Japanese for "Socially withdrawn" or "My bedroom is my kingdom"). Anyways they talked, rambled and i wanted to take a break from them so i went to the toilet. He gave me the direction to the loo but all the talking and sounds got to me so i didn't pay attention. I creaked up the stairs and thought you know what the door with the smallest handle is the toilet ... i walked into his sister :damn:i quickly shut the door and ran down stairs to the sitting room. An hour passed and his mum made food. I thought you know what they're reer muqdisho they probably know how to cook food so i sat down with them ... she served us calooley :liberaltears:you lot are very disgusting people :susp:how on God's green earth do you eat Calooley?

Wouldn't happen if you renounced Somaliland. It's a symptom of "Muh Qabiil" Syndrome.
 
So my reer koonfureed friend invited us over to his house. Bare in mind that I haven't interacted with non-family members for a about 7 months (i am a Hikikomori, thats Japanese for "Socially withdrawn" or "My bedroom is my kingdom"). Anyways they talked, rambled and i wanted to take a break from them so i went to the toilet. He gave me the direction to the loo but all the talking and sounds got to me so i didn't pay attention. I creaked up the stairs and thought you know what the door with the smallest handle is the toilet ... i walked into his sister :damn:i quickly shut the door and ran down stairs to the sitting room. An hour passed and his mum made food. I thought you know what they're reer muqdisho they probably know how to cook food so i sat down with them ... she served us calooley :liberaltears:you lot are very disgusting people :susp:
:cryinglaughsmiley:this kid.

We know you're lying about being surprised with calooley. How did you not smell it coming? It smells like death.
 

fox

31/12/16 - 04/04/20
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You saw someone jerking off?
Have you ever had Calooley? The texture is so rubbery :damn:he told me its culture to eat it whenever guests are over :damn:what do you lot eat when you dont have guests? :damn:
This goddamn weeb :westbrookwtf:
You are a "khanis", that's Somali for "f*ggot" :tocry:
No need to attack me :childplease:i just don't like your food :manny:
Your lucky they didn't serve you cambulo
:pachah1:
Local mosque gives it out :pachah1:that shit is soo bland :pachah1:waa cuntada dameeraha :pachah1:
 

fox

31/12/16 - 04/04/20
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Wouldn't happen if you renounced Somaliland. It's a symptom of "Muh Qabiil" Syndrome.
Calooley is reason 2373 why i am against Somalia :susp:
:cryinglaughsmiley:this kid.

We know you're lying about being surprised with calooley. How did you not smell it coming? It smells like death.
So that foul smell was the calooley? :hmm:makes sense now :ehh:reer koonfureed houses smell funny because of the calooley :damn:
Isn't calooley only for women:susp:
Thats what i always thought :damn:Apparently thats a northern tradition :manny:laakiin nimanka reer koonfuureedka way ka dhergaan :pachah1:
I am not reer koonfur :bell:
Nice try though :ulyin:
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Whos crudetruth? :mjlol:
 

Nightline Kid

Imagine still using this shithole of a website.
:cryinglaughsmiley:this kid.

We know you're lying about being surprised with calooley. How did you not smell it coming? It smells like death.
THIS HOLY SHIT
:damn:

The memory of my hooyo cooking calooley when I was a little kid haunts me to this day. The smell was everywhere, you couldn't escape it. I kept telling her how bad it smelled but she just, wouldn't, LISTEN
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THIS HOLY SHIT
:damn:

The memory of my hooyo cooking calooley in the kitchen when I was a little kid haunts me to this day. The smell was everywhere, you couldn't escape it. I kept telling her how bad it smelled but she just, wouldn't, LISTEN.
My mom made it once years ago for guests that were coming over, none of us have forgotten the smell from that one day.

@fox you've already admitted its not restricted to one region, so wrap this one up and write us another short story
 

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