My Blind Date from Jahanam.

[Yaraye]

Don't let them shame you into lowering your standards. Men harass women all the time to accept dusty bums yet wouldn't accept that from a woman. It's hypocritical, and they think women deserve less/nothing. Keep your head up, abaayo.

she's right @Hodan from HR. They are trying to get you to lower your standards. Imagine if the situation was the other way around abaayo, higher standards protect your from lower struggles. The guy likely doesn't even expect you to give him a 2nd chance after this debacle. what will it say about you if you do give him another chance?

 

[Hodan from HR]

Are you that attractive?

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He was nervous and apologized and told you it never happens so cut him some slack. People have embarassing and funny stories like this they tell their children. He just had a rare embarassing moment and it just happened to be with you with him. You didn't even mention if he seemed to have good qualities that would make him a good husband and father. You should take your own advice and be kind online. What if he read this?

Low effort troll.
This is anon forum. I share stories about myself and my family here all the time.

You are trying so hard to antagonize me when I stayed and carried the conversation to ensure his comfort. If I was unkind, I could easily excused myself to use the washroom and ghost him like others often do when the date is going horrible..

 

[Audrey Hepburn]

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Low effort troll.
This is a anon forum. I share stories about myself and my family here all the time.

You are trying so hard to antagonize me when I stayed and carried the conversation to ensure his comfort.
If I was unkind, I could easily excused myself to use the washroom and ghost him like others often do when the date is going horrible..

He listens to Xaliye, tells you all you need to know. Also hates Somali women but is obsessed with us.

 

[Ozymandias]

It happened walal.
I have a flair for writing, that's all



I'm Muslimah. Isku xishoow

Iga raali noqo macaanto

 

[Angelina]

Bro the guy farted loudly on the first date. You can’t blame the girl for declining him for that. I would have been put off as well if a girl done that on the first date. Doesn’t mean he should put on a act It shows they lack basic manners. Could have at least excused himself to go to the toilet

Didn’t you know? You’re a man and are allowed to be put off by stuff like that. Women are meant to simply put up with the duusu and the burping and hope it doesn’t smell too bad.

@Man with a garuun

LOL We both know if a girl farted and burped in front of you on the very first meeting, you’d be put off. And that’s completely fine!

I’ll wait for the day, when lads allow women the same wiggle room they allow for themselves.

 

[Man with a garuun]

Didn’t you know? You’re a man and are allowed to be put off by stuff like that. Women are meant to simply put up with the duusu and the burping and hope it doesn’t smell too bad.

It is pure ignorance if people make issue out of dhuuso. If it is excessive, then by all means that is an issue that one needs to avoid. But nigga letting one gas pass because he could not hold it due to issues unknown to us and you're all gonna call him names? I don't really think any of you who are making issue out of dhuuso are authentic. Allow yaa ogaada shanqarta ka baxda dhuusadiina. It wakes up kids and your family members.

10 fascinating facts about farting

Why do people fart? Why do farts smell? It's one of the most common bodily functions of all time. Everyone does it. In fact, the word "fart" is one of the oldest words in the English language!

www.indiatoday.in

"People pass gas about 14 times per day
The average person produces about half a liter of farts every day, and even though many women won't admit it, women do fart just as often as men. In fact, a study has proven that when men and women eat the exact same food, woman tend to have even more concentrated gas than men".

@Man with a garuun

LOL We both know if a girl farted and burped in front of you on the very first meeting, you’d be put off. And that’s completely fine!

I’ll wait for the day, when lads allow women the same wiggle room they allow for themselves.

Your world revolves around men vs women. Sorry that is not what we're discussing here.

 

[Man with a garuun]

He listens to Xaliye, tells you all you need to know. Also hates Somali women but is obsessed with us.

Bro @onthecloud is very authentic in this instance. Instead of alluding issues which are irrelevant to the topic, perhaps you can bring a contrary argument to what he stated.

 

[Man with a garuun]

@Hodan from HR, not sure how much you're fluent in the Somali language, but this song clearly describes what the people telling you not to meet that bro again. They are telling you "Noolow keligaa xornimo," meaning live single forever.

 

[Angelina]

It is pure ignorance if people make issue out of dhuuso. If it is excessive, then ball means that is an issue that one needs to avoid. But nigga letting one gas pass because he could not hold it due to issues unknown to us and you're all gonna call him names? I don't really think any of you who are making issue out of dhuuso are authentic. Allow yaa ogaada shanqarta ka baxda dhuusadiina. It wakes up kids and your family members.

10 fascinating facts about farting

Why do people fart? Why do farts smell? It's one of the most common bodily functions of all time. Everyone does it. In fact, the word "fart" is one of the oldest words in the English language!

www.indiatoday.in

"People pass gas about 14 times per day
The average person produces about half a liter of farts every day, and even though many women won't admit it, women do fart just as often as men. In fact, a study has proven that when men and women eat the exact same food, woman tend to have even more concentrated gas than men".

Of course women do fart and I’m sure there has been stories of women doing it infront of men, but if a woman did that she’d probably be too embarrassed to see him again.

Your world revolves around men vs women. Sorry that is not what we're discussing here.

I asked you a question, would you give a woman who farted and burped infront of you the first day a chance?

 

[Basra]

Of course women do fart and I’m sure there has been stories of women doing it infront of men, but if a woman did that she’d probably be too embarrassed to see him again.

I asked you a question, would you give a woman who farted and burped infront of you the first day a chance?

Has Somali spot reached this point? Discuss dhuuso and burps on dates?

 

[Angelina]

@Hodan from HR, not sure how much you're fluent in the Somali language, but this song clearly describes what the people telling you not to meet that bro again. They are telling you "Noolow keligaa xornimo," meaning live single forever.

Wow, are you really telling a young girl that her only options is a man who farts and burps in front of everyone in public?!

You also didn’t answer my question. Would be interested in a girl who farted and burped in front of you the first day?

 

[Angelina]

Has Somali spot reached this point? Discuss dhuuso and burps on dates?

Yes they have, they’ve also reached the point in which they think that if women don’t accept men with no confidence who will also fart and burp infront of you, they’ll die alone.

 

[Man with a garuun]

Of course women do fart and I’m sure there has been stories of women doing it infront of men, but if a woman did that she’d probably be too embarrassed to see him again.

I asked you a question, would you give a woman who farted and burped infront of you the first day a chance?

I see nothing wrong with people farting. If it is repeated constantly, then that is an issue. But @Angelina letting out one of her biggest fart after she went to a buffet and eaten salmon fish, beef, and chicken at the same time with all of the spices and vegetables there is something I would tolerate knowing @Angelina is not always like this.

Now, we have you here @Angelina practicing your usual routine after you make your usual routine to the Asian buffets in your area.

 

[Basra]

Yes they have, they’ve also reached the point in which they think that if women don’t accept men with no confidence who will also fart and burp infront of you, they’ll die alone.

Angie what r u saying? You will accept a confident man's dhuuso and burps but not a weak mans fart?

 

[Angelina]

I see nothing wrong with people farting. If it is repeated constantly, then that is an issue. But @Angelina letting out one of her biggest fart after she went to a buffet and eaten salmon fish, beef, and chicken at the same time with all of the spices and vegetables there is something I would tolerate knowing @Angelina is not always like this.

Now, we have you here @Angelina practicing your usual routine after you make your usual routine to the Asian buffets in your area.

Oh okay then. I mean we’re not all like you who has a toleration for women farting upon the first meeting…… i mean great for you I suppose……..yikes!

 

[Angelina]

Angie what r u saying? You will accept a confident man's dhuuso and burps but not a weak mans fart?

A man that is farting around you with confidence is worse lol. I mean the audacity

 

[Basra]

Dhuuso is a deal breaker for me. Unforgivable.

 

[Angelina]

Dhuuso is a deal breaker for me. Unforgivable.

@onthecloud and @Man with a garuun aren’t going to like that Basra. You’ve let the farting sympathizers down.

 

[Keep it a boqol]

@Hodan from HR although you already had the upper hand and the man was intimated by you, you should have let a larger dhuuso rip while looking him straight in his eyes with no feelings of regret and stood on the table and say OOO OO AA AA while flinging feces to really establish dominance

 

[Basra]

On a separate topic- Hitler died at age 56. He never had kids. Does this fact disturb anyone?