My Blind Date from Jahanam.

[HabarSteven12]

I understand being nervous but burping then following it up with a huge dhuuso? La hawla wala quwwata illa billah. The guy took being nervous to a whole new level. What if he is nervous on the next date. Will he Shuban?

 

[Yaraye]

damn dhuuso is a hard one to come back from. I farted once by accident due to a upset stomach, a decade and a half ago in elementary school. I still get chills whenever i remember that memory, of the sheer embarrassment

 

[hamar_oo_iidil]

I understand being nervous but burping then following it up with a huge dhuuso? La hawla wala quwwata illa billah. The guy took being nervous to a whole new level. What if he is nervous on the next date. Will he Shuban?

honestly that whole burping in your face and then farting is straight violation. Hence why I was quick to suspect he was on a sabotage mission from the jump

 

[HabarSteven12]

Your a 4’11 amharoid bug eyed goblin from mars who’s never even gotten looked at with desire from women in anyway shape or form. I found your reddit account btw
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That guy can probably pull more girls than you farah luugo pasta. By the way I am not Amxaaroid.

 

[hamar_oo_iidil]

damn dhuuso is a hard one to come back from. I farted once by accident due to a upset stomach, a decade and a half ago in elementary school. I still get chills whenever i remember that memory, of the sheer embarrassment

don't be so hard on yourself. You was just a kid. You ever see babies farting, its kind of cute. Plus, I'm sure your fart smells of Santal26

 

[Yaraye]

don't be so hard on yourself. You was just a kid. You ever see babies farting, its kind of cute.

i know, but it still lives in my mind. I feel like it's one of those moments that I'll never forget lol.

Plus, I'm sure your fart smells of Santal26

adiga...... I'm speechless. acuudu billah

 

[Man with a garuun]

Dhuuso is a natural air that we emit. There is no one of us who did not let it out. It is very likely that the guy was ssick in the stomach and was struggling the whole time. So unless his fart gets to the level where it is intolerable, @Hodan from HR should not end the relationship.

 

[𐒋𐒖𐒆𐒔𐒖𐒕𐒈]

It is just a bodily function, no harm, no foul. Cut the poor chap some slack.

 

[hamar_oo_iidil]

adiga...... I'm speechless. acuudu billah

you ever smelt santal 26 before? its actually the closest scent to jannah on earth

 

[AbrahamFreedom]

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[Lowkey]

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[Ozymandias]

Nacala, you made me laugh op

 

[Radical]

Why would you qarxis our little date so publicly like this. I told I don't work well with Mexican food

 

[Bernie Madoff]

You had a date with an incel that’s what happen. tuffff

 

[Abdisamad]

Miskiin guy..

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[Angelina]

Wow lol, I feel for the guy but stuff like that will give you the ‘ick’. Poor guy is better off trying his luck else where and hope next time he doesn’t fart and burb infront the next girl.

For the guys that are saying she should give him a chance, lol don’t. If you care for the poor man you wouldn’t request such a thing. Once a woman gets the ‘ick’ in the very early stages, there is no coming back!

 

[Unicorn]

I dont believe any of this lol thanks for the laugh tho

 

[Bernie Madoff]

Miskiin guy..

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He should’ve rushed to the washroom at least bro.

 

[Basra]

I was introduced to this somali guy, who happened to be 22 years old. Despite being couple years older than him, my friend insisted that we are a great match. In an effort to keep an open mind, I agreed to go on a blind date.

He was so nervous, he was shaking during our date. He even avoided eye contact when he spoke. I tried to make him comfortable but nothing I did or said put him at ease. He continuously refilled his glass with water, and I could hear the sound of his throat making "ng, ng, ng" as he chugged it.

At this point, I made a mental note that a second date with this kid was not in the cards for me.

Once we finished our meal and we were getting out of our chairs to leave, he emits a rather loud and unexpected burp, accompanied by a duuso. I couldn't help but burst into laughter. He profusely apologized, assuring me that this behavior was uncharacteristic of him. In an attempt to make amends, he proposed a second date "to make it up to me"..


I declined.

 

[Hodan from HR]

Sorry for the late replies folks, I'm busy