My Blind Date from Jahanam.

[Hodan from HR]

I was introduced to this somali guy, who happened to be 22 years old. Despite being couple years older than him, my friend insisted that we are a great match. In an effort to keep an open mind, I agreed to go on a blind date.

He was so nervous, he was shaking during our date. He even avoided eye contact when he spoke. I tried to make him comfortable but nothing I did or said put him at ease. He continuously refilled his glass with water, and I could hear the sound of his throat making "ng, ng, ng" as he chugged it.

At this point, I made a mental note that a second date with this kid was not in the cards for me.

Once we finished our meal and we were getting out of our chairs to leave, he emits a rather loud and unexpected burp, accompanied by a duuso. I couldn't help but burst into laughter. He profusely apologized, assuring me that this behavior was uncharacteristic of him. In an attempt to make amends, he proposed a second date "to make it up to me"..


I declined.

 

[hamar_oo_iidil]

Maybe the shaking and nervousness throughout the date was him struggling to keep in the dhuuso. Maybe the chugging, burping and dhuuso was intentionally meant to put you off of him.

Maybe as soon as he walked into the date he saw you and decided he didn't want to pursue you, and hence went into sabotage mode.

 

[Fobnimo Till I Dhimo]

@hamar_oo_iidil on his first date

Awkward blind date kiss (cringe) #kiss #fyp #shorts #loveatfirstkiss #first

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[Keep it a boqol]

bruh how this nigga let a dhuuso rip

 

[hamar_oo_iidil]

@hamar_oo_iidil on his first date

Awkward blind date kiss (cringe) #kiss #fyp #shorts #loveatfirstkiss #first

blind date gets awkward when man goes in for kiss but nothing but silence and staring awaits his date. CRINGE make sure to subscribe for more

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Lol eww

Thanks for thinking so lowly of me, its really appreciated

 

[xiin-finiin.]

he emits a rather loud and unexpected burp, accompanied by a duuso.

was with you till this part. If it really happened, . let alone asking for a second date, i'd have moved back to baadiyo.

 

[hamar_oo_iidil]

was with you till this part. If it really happened, . let alone asking for a second date, i'd have moved back to baadiyo.

farts are perfectly normal bro. Come'on, tell her to give the guy a second chance. Its no fair. I really feel for him.

 

[Dualke]

You should have given the guy a chance to redeem himself

 

[The alchemist]

What one can hope for is a noteworthy time with dates being contrived.

 

[hamar_oo_iidil]

Moral of the story gentlemen is don't date older women, they hold you to impossibly high standards. You can't even dhuus in their presence

 

[a_bilan]

A dhuuso-burp combo on the first date is cartoonish, miskeen

 

[Sophisticate]

Hodan, I always look forward to your stories!

 

[𐒋𐒖𐒆𐒔𐒖𐒕𐒈]

I was introduced to this somali guy, who happened to be 22 years old. Despite being couple years older than him, my friend insisted that we would make a great match. In an effort to keep an open mind, I agreed to go on a blind date.

He was so nervous, he was shaking during our date. He even avoided eye contact when he spoke. I tried to make him comfortable but nothing I did or said put him at ease. He continuously refilled his glass with water, and I could hear the sound of his throat making "ng, ng, ng" as he chugged it.

At this point, I made a mental note that a second date with this kid was not in the cards for me.

Once we finished our meal and we were getting out of our chairs to leave, he emits a rather loud and unexpected burp, accompanied by a duuso. I couldn't help but burst into laughter. He profusely apologized, assuring me that this behavior was uncharacteristic of him. In an attempt to make amends, he proposed a second date "to make it up to me"..


I declined.

Oh bless him, give the young man a chance to make amends, for you never know, he might just be the [one]. Despite the unfortunate bodily malfunctions, what did you like about him?

 

[HabarSteven12]

bruh how this nigga let a dhuuso rip

It's okay you messed up. We all have our embarrassing moments. Next time cut down on the fufu. Better luck next time.

 

[hamar_oo_iidil]

It's okay you messed up. We all have our embarrassing moments. Next time cut down on the fufu. Better luck next time.

she said he was Somali not Nigerian. We don't eat fufu. But ambuulo could've been the culprit

 

[hamar_oo_iidil]

she said he was Somali not Nigerian. We don't eat fufu. But ambuulo could've been the culprit

Growing up my hooyo would cook ambuulo and say could I tempt you to some "ambuulo dhuuso dhuuso" with a somewhat evil grin on her face like she wanted me to dhuuso all night long helplessly.

 

[HabarSteven12]

she said he was Somali not Nigerian. We don't eat fufu. But ambuulo could've been the culprit

I am talking about @Keep it a boqol. He is Somali but was born and raised in Ghana.

 

[hamar_oo_iidil]

I am talking about @Keep it a boqol. He is Somali but was born and raised in Ghana.

oh ok that kind of makes sense then

 

[Keep it a boqol]

It's okay you messed up. We all have our embarrassing moments. Next time cut down on the fufu. Better luck next time.

Your a 4’11 amharoid bug eyed goblin from mars who’s never even gotten looked at with desire from women in anyway shape or form. I found your reddit account btw

 

[hamar_oo_iidil]

Your a 4’11 amharoid bug eyed goblin from mars who’s never even gotten looked at with desire from women in anyway shape or form. I found your reddit account btw
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there are many women out there who are into the black alien aviator-shades aesthetic don't lose hope