JUST ARRIVED in the UK! On a mission to ascertain it’s 3rd world status. Indeed it is 3rd world

[Grigori Rasputin]

Menace, now that you are in London. Go...
Hackney
Tower Hamlets
Woolwich
Tottenham
Camden.
Have a lovely weekend and holiday.
Don't worry Ohio he is in safe hands.

The rest of you have a good weekend.
@Cognitivedissonance
Hook the brother up, come on you mandem take him out..

Can I see you ?

 

[kickz]

Can I see you ?

@yas/London show your adeer around town

 

[yas/London]

Can I see you ?

No, after you said you were going to call the police all the way from columbus ohio. Remember I was on the phone to you on Whatsapp. Have a great time in London.

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

No, after you said you were going to call the police all the way from columbus ohio. Remember I was on the phone to you on Whatsapp. Have a great time in London.

Let bygones be bygone

 

[yas/London]

Let bygones be bygone

Go see your babymother.

 

[kickz]

Whatsapp?
How close are you two..

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

Go see your babymother.

I’m willing to kiss your feet and feed your medications

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

Whatsapp?
How close are you two..

She aborted my child, I got pissed and now I want to fill her up again

 

[yas/London]

I’m willing to kiss your feet and feed your medications

Okay luv, just remember this time it's 999 not 911. What kind of somali would call the police on a fellow somali from the other side of the world?

 

[yas/London]

Hurry up you bloody miskeen!

 

[Apollo]

> Comes from Somaliland (actually third world)
> Calls a first world country (UK) with a top 15 HDI third world.

 

[Suldaanka]

Menace, now that you are in London. Go...
Hackney
Tower Hamlets
Woolwich
Tottenham
Camden.
Have a lovely weekend and holiday.
Don't worry Ohio he is in safe hands.

The rest of you have a good weekend.
@Cognitivedissonance
Hook the brother up, come on you mandem take him out..

Woolwich isnt safe??

 

[yas/London]

Woolwich isnt safe??

I'm fine there, Dockyard all the way.

 

[kickz]

She aborted my child, I got pissed and now I want to fill her up again

 

[Nuur Iidaan]

Wow uk is trash
Y’all have too many stinking Indians..my least favorite foreigners

A foreigner shitting on another foreigner, well ain't that some shit.

 

[Nuur Iidaan]

Careful not to run in to Somali kids, I hear they got sharp mindis

I KNOW this nigga just didn't.....



It's MIDI SAAXIIB, we've been through this already. Not Mindi, WHO THE HELL IS SHE!!????

 

[Nuur Iidaan]

True its a small island with 70 million right now. But i had similar views when I came first to uk. But the longer I lived here, the more amazed I am by them. Its actually a great country in most senses. This tiny country conquered half the world, and even today is one of the richest country in the world. Its far richer than it looks.

Also wallahi you north americans cant drive. Your roads are so big even a kid with 1 hour practice can drive there. Now if you can drive in uk, you can drive everywhere. When I drove to germany and across europe, i actually missed uks tight roads.

THISSS!!!!!

Somalis in the US are known for their bad driving skills.

Imagine all that road and niggas are stilling fucking up

If we (UK Somalis) can master the skill of driving on these tight ass roads in the UK, the wide roads of the US/CA are nothing. Take these niggas from over the pond here and tell them to drive down a one way lane, they'd scratch every car on the street.

 

[kickz]

I KNOW this nigga just didn't



It's MIDI SAAXIIB, we've been through this already. Not Mindi, WHO THE HELL IS SHE!!????

I think dyslexic Somalis say midi while
normal ones say mindi or sekiin

 

[Nuur Iidaan]

Were you in those red trolley things that have two levels and look like something from Mr. Rodgers closet?

A double decker Bus?


"red trolley things that have two levels"

:siilaanyolaugh:

@Kodeen waar bal kaalay, come look at this shit here loooooool.

Don't they have buses in the US??

 

[A_A]

A double decker Bus?


"red trolley things that have two levels"

:siilaanyolaugh:

@Kodeen waar bal kaalay, come look at this shit here loooooool.

Don't they have buses in the US??

I forgot the name at the time, and for your information we do have buses. Minnesota has light rails, and I haven’t ridden a city bus in years. You can’t blame me.