Insecurity

[lala land]

good girl. Alx you havent been infected by the somali mentality.

Thank you, abaayo

 

[zeinap83]

Is that weird? I feel quite safe here to be honest.

That is weird ngl.... do you not fear qarxis?

 

[Factz]

Akhas thats too tall.

I only like my men at exactly 5'9

I want a 5'9 girl.

You must be a midget then since you want a Faarax at that height.

 

[zeinap83]

I want a 5'9 girl.

You must be a midget then since you want a Faarax at that height.

Ill have you know on a good day i am 5'7 not everyone wants baasto. Sometimes baariis needs some love too.

 

[zeinap83]

@MadNomad unfortunatly you are baasto in my books and not bariis.

 

[ajod tac]

That is weird ngl.... do you not fear qarxis?

Sorry, what do you mean. I only know qarxis means to bomb or spill information you shouldn't lol.

 

[Factz]

Ill have you know on a good day i am 5'7 not everyone wants baasto. Sometimes baariis needs some love too.

Who said being tall makes you baasto?

I am muscular alhamdulillah and tall thick women are winning.

 

[zeinap83]

Who said being tall makes you baasto?

I am muscular alhamdulillah and tall thick women are winning.

Ever heard of baasto babalaar? You are that then
I like my basmati rice whats wrong with that?

 

[Subeer]

Nothing much. I think im a cutie and have a great personality people keep telling me i need to eat more and stop being caato yaa uu sheego ik theyre just mad cause their daughter is overweight and has fat on the side of her knees im not gonna apologize for not being baalaq and filled with burruur.

I really do feel like somali aunties are hella jealous, and trying to make you eat more so you get fat.
But as soon as you start to gain weight they'll be first ones to point it out with a smile on their face

 

[Factz]

Ever heard of baasto babalaar? You are that then
I like my basmati rice whats wrong with that?

Not against your preference abaayo. I'm just correcting you on tall people stereotype. I don't know what "baasto babalaar" is but I'm very muscular.

 

[MadNomad]

@MadNomad unfortunatly you are baasto in my books and not bariis.

I'm not entirely sure what that means. Thanks..

 

[zeinap83]

I really do feel like somali aunties are hella jealous, and trying to make you eat more so you get fat.
But as soon as you start to gain weight they'll be first ones to point it out with a smile on their face

They really are enemies of progress wallahi. They even chat shit when you dress well calling you a wasaqad despite being fully covered but dont dare say anything about the calf showing skirts their 'hijabi' daughters be wearing in front of them. Its probably cause they wanna give their daughters a fighting chance i guess

I prefer adheers for this reason.

 

[zeinap83]

Not against your preference abaayo. I'm just correcting you on tall people stereotype. I don't know what "baasto babalaar" is but I'm very muscular.

You are stereotyping against baastos. Baastos come in a wide variety. But its baasto regardless. Ask your hooyo what baasto babalaar is and youll understand.

 

[zeinap83]

I'm not entirely sure what that means. Thanks..

Its not a compliment waraya. Im saying youre too tall in my books and are not baariis enough.

 

[Factz]

You are stereotyping against baastos. Baastos come in a wide variety. But its baasto regardless. Ask your hooyo what baasto babalaar is and youll understand.

Ask your hooyo? Sorry, I live on my own. I will just look it up.

 

[zeinap83]

Ask your hooyo? Sorry, I live on my own. I will just look it up.

Do you not call your mom you saqajaan? this is why daughters are better long term investments people.

 

[MadNomad]

Its not a compliment waraya. Im saying youre too tall in my books and are not baariis enough.

Too tall is something i don't hear often about my height. I'm gonna go ahead and take that as a compliment anyway.

 

[zeinap83]

Too tall is something i don't hear often about my height. I'm gonna go ahead and take that as a compliment anyway.

Too many somali men being 6'0+ akhas. At least youre closer to 5'9. 5'11 is a good compromise. Tall enough to deceive dumb xaliimos short enough for people who like 5'9s only.

 

[MadNomad]

Short enough for people who like 5'9s only.

Yes, you and all five others.

 

[zeinap83]

Yes, you and all five others.

Kkkk alx theres only 5. Its rare to find 5'9 guys. Its a finite resource.