How to talk dirty in Somali

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Sophisticate

~Gallantly Gadabuursi~
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Abaayo this forum is full of sick people you never win. Ive been called all names under the sun. If your slightly older they call you expired milk. If you are young like me they dismiss anything you say an label you as young and immature. You can't win.

This place was much better in 2016 :mjcry:

Also the somali 'men' on here are hardly men :ohno: they behave like naago poking their heads in where it is not wanted and tagging females to start fights.

I grew up in a household where its ceeb for a man to bicker with a naag. They clearly haven't been raised well :ohno:


:trumpsmirk:They are delicate, please handle fabrics, I mean online Faraxs with special care and attention. These types seek alphas to lead them. Contrary to what is said, they actually don't mind a lady guiding them. Anon, you can instruct them. What do you say?
 

Sophisticate

~Gallantly Gadabuursi~
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@sophisticate these people trynna shame you for never getting married are doqomo. You can live a very fulfilling life without a spouse, marriage is not a requirement for a happy life. At least you arent one of those xalimos that are marriage obsessed and talk about it from age 15. Those girls are freaks of the week. You have sharaf alx.

The constant is I used to think the same way in my twenties. I might marry and have children at some stage. I don't like the prospect of long-term care smothering. :mugshotman:
 
:whoa:Are you Reer Dalal or Wagardhac from Mudug? You sound fiesty and crazy:whew:


Whattttttt!!! All this time I thought nine was a female nacala meesha katimid kuyaal what the fucking shit LA xawla walaa quwata illa billah what is this huge deceiving people in this forum can u put male nor female on your profile warr waxaan waa maxay niyahow!!! This is HARAAM waryaa!!
 
:mugshotman: But I need a very emotionally present father figure for my soon-to-be Makahil children. Please tell me you have a flat screen TV above your eyebrows. That deliciously adorable trait must be passed on to the next generation. I will freeze my eggs, now, so we can have 10 T1a babies all named Abdi, after their stunning father, of course. :siilaanyosmile:
Huuno Sophisticate your too smart for me. flatscreen ( as bidaar or five head?) I don't have any of that.
what's T1a?
 
:drakewtf: Bisaads, aren't loyal. I won't own one. Those shrunken lions would eat you if you keel. over.



:williamswtf: You were vying for my attention. Now you want me to be a 21st C vestal virgin. Is this how you play hard to get?

Vying for your attention?? Huuno don't flatter yourself:mjlol:, you're intelligent and witty I'll give you that. You must be British, can't outwit a Brit as the saying goes. :ehh:

I'm assuming you're going through a phase right now. A young woman such as yourself shouldn't give herself up to celibacy this early. Marriage completes half your deen, so just give it a shot and stop being so pessimistic.
 
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