How to talk dirty in Somali

[Boqor]

Audubillah. I hate to say this but I'm staying single. For good. I don't want an undercover agnostic, chardonay sipping weirdo. I'm straight edged. Also No party boys for me. Or those dastardly double minded Faraxs - religiousity swinging widely like a pendulum.

I'll live like Tesla.

Name one of your cats after me :siilaanyolaugh:

 

[anonymous34]

Have you ever heard of an Irish or a Gypsy supremacist or something? How can you be a supremacist in one of the most irrelevant, unknown and useless clans?

The Prime Minister of Somalia is murursade the only irrelevant and useless thing here is you and i honestly do not understand how this is an issue for you and Boqor. If im repping my subclan than i can rep my motherfuckin sub clan.

 

[Boqor]

Sophisticate i've seen you, you are a good looking dignified xalimo who is well educated and is well cultured. You are a million times better than those ty xalimos with a 'hijab' sucking dick 24/7 .

I have a lot of respect towards you and despite your asexual nature i pray that Allah gives you a good somali man who is compatible in nature towards you.

I agree but don't shame our sisters pray that Allah guides them

 

[Sheikh]

Name one of your cats after me :siilaanyolaugh:

You just assumed she has cats.

 

[Ridwan779]

Sophisticate i've seen you, you are a good looking dignified xalimo who is well educated and is well cultured. You are a million times better than those ty xalimos with a 'hijab' sucking dick 24/7 .

I have a lot of respect towards you and despite your asexual nature i pray that Allah gives you a good somali man who is compatible in nature towards you.

Asexual?

 

[anonymous34]

I agree but don't shame our sisters pray that Allah guides them

Saxiib i will shame those sisters. Those kind of girls always call me 'boring' for not turning up with them and smoking shisha and sucking dick with them. I have no respect towards them.


However i do agree that Allah almighty can guide them.

 

[Emily]

Don't pay attention to her she is jealous bcz u are a virgin.....

We don’t live in the 17th century, virginity has no value

 

[Nasiib Gaashaan Cade]

War meesha mxa ka socdo

 

[Wei]

Audubillah. I hate to say this but I'm staying single. For good. I don't want an undercover agnostic, chardonay sipping weirdo. I'm straight edged. No party boys for me.

I'll live like Tesla.

Might as well go to the chapel and accept the holy spirit. Mother sophisticate, your future as a nun awaits you

 

[Boqor]

Saxiib i will shame those sisters. Those kind of girls always call me 'boring' for not turning up with them and smoking shisha and sucking dick with them. I have no respect towards them.


However i do agree that Allah almighty can guide them.

Lol you sound like a pick me girl tbh

We get it you don't do what they do.

Be honest, are they even friends with someone like you?

 

[anonymous34]

Lol you sound like a pick me girl tbh

We get it you don't do what they do.

Be honest, are they even friends with someone like you?

I really dont understand why i interact with users like you.

How on earth do i sound like a pick me girl? I've never went looking for a man nor would i want any man in my life right now. Pick me girls are desperate for attention and dick, and jump onto the first man that gives them attention and 'picks them' . I'm not like that at all saxiib. Fear Allah and do not assume my character from the little i post or say on SSPOT,

I'm not friends with hoes no.

 

[World]

Lol you sound like a pick me girl tbh

We get it you don't do what they do.

Be honest, are they even friends with someone like you?

I agree.

If she doesn’t like those girls, then why does she keep them as friends and socialise with them?

Good girls shouldn’t even be in the same social circle as shisha smokers and s.

 

[Boqor]

I really dont understand why i interact with users like you.

How on earth do i sound like a pick me girl? I've never went looking for a man nor would i want any man in my life right now. Pick me girls are desperate for attention and dick, and jump onto the first man that gives them attention and 'picks them' . I'm not like that at all saxiib. Fear Allah and do not assume my character from the little i post or say on SSPOT,

I'm not friends with hoes no.

What's the difference between the "hoes" who smoke shisha and give uck and you on somalispot who talks about mens penis sizes and the size of your curvy body on nearly every thread?

They go out and do their business while you just seem to be involuntarily repressed. I'm keeping it real.

I agree.

If she doesn’t like those girls, then why does she keep them as friends and socialise with them?

Good girls shouldn’t even be in the same social circle as shisha smokers and s.

Believe me there are bigger s than shisha smokers, they just haven't found their chance yet

 

[Deekhow]

Audubillah. I hate to say this but I'm staying single. For good. I don't want an undercover agnostic, chardonay sipping weirdo. I'm straight edged. Also No party boys for me. Or those dastardly double minded Faraxs - religiousity swinging widely like a pendulum.

I'll live like Tesla.

hey Soph,
here's an educated fob working up north Canada. can't promise much but your kids will be Makahil.
I will not be around most of the year as I am busy. plus old school Somali not like this horny creatures, once in a blue moon will the "Gogol witness something " and only for procreation purposes.

 

[anonymous34]

I agree.

If she doesn’t like those girls, then why does she keep them as friends and socialise with them?

Good girls shouldn’t even be in the same social circle as shisha smokers and s.

Again here I am defending myself from mindless and useless accusations.

I just finished sixth form saxiib . I'm around those hoes in the same building. I'm not in their social circle.

What's the difference between the "hoes" who smoke shisha and give uck and you on somalispot who talks about mens penis sizes and the size of your curvy body on nearly every thread?

They go out and do their business while you just seem to be involuntarily repressed. I'm keeping it real.



Believe me there are bigger s than shisha smokers, they just haven't found their chance yet

This SSPOT i can troll and say whatever i want. It does not mean a thing. A lot of old users from 2016 and early 2017 would know i just mess around.

I'm not even a qabilist irl this is a funny SSPOT persona i have i never talk about qabiil irl

 

[Emily]

Did u tell your Somali guy u engaged to 15 to 20 Madows ran a fast train in u and did u tell him the raw meat u eat with lemon on the side Bakhtiga tahay kuyaal doqonta afka dheer!!

You are not only racist but you are also:

 

[Adan]

You are not only racist but you are also:

Am i??? Remember who started all this when I was minding my own business naaya stop playing innocent!

 

[Boqor]

Again here I am defending myself from mindless and useless accusations.

I just finished sixth form saxiib . I'm around those hoes in the same building. I'm not in their social circle.


This SSPOT i can troll and say whatever i want. It does not mean a thing. A lot of old users from 2016 and early 2017 would know i just mess around.

I'm not even a qabilist irl this is a funny SSPOT persona i have i never talk about qabiil irl

I don't care about your qabyalad I'm just saying people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

 

[Emily]

Am i??? Remember who started all this when I was minding my own business naaya stop playing innocent!

I didn’t call you names
What you said was uncalled for and way out of line

 

[Silky]

Have you ever heard of an Irish or a Gypsy supremacist or something? How can you be a supremacist in one of the most irrelevant, unknown and useless clans?

I was speechless for a minute
La xawla wala quwwata