How To Satisfy Your Woman

[jamal9]

I will show this to my gf.

 

[The Cushitic One]

I used to do this for my girlfriend before she slammed the door on my dark as coal face and left town for a guy 17 years my junior. I was more shocked than hurt given that she was fifty five then and he was a spring chicken. I had to admire the old hag. She may have radiated from every pore, but the girl had hustle. I heard on the grapevine that her new BF does not give her deep tissue massages. I called to say mac sonkor, but the old gal had blocked my number. That's when I concluded women are evil.

Anyway, this is how to please these she-devils if you want to be a uxorious husband. I don't know what that word means to be honest because I'm still in the first year of my ESL class, and I failed my end of year exam for the second consecutive time but the macalin told me it's something good.


@Reiko, @sophisticate, @The Cushitic One , @TooMacaan, @Hades, @Lola_Vonroe, @Shamis, @VixR, @Asma, @EternalLightX, back me up on this.

But that looks good, shame
your Hands will be too
rough and Cut my skin

Crocodile Hands isn't a good look

 

[offensive bias]

But that looks good, shame
your Hands will be too
rough and Cut my skin

Crocodile Hands isn't a good look

thats why you use oils...

lubrication.