How To Satisfy Your Woman

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

I used to do this for my girlfriend before she slammed the door on my dark as coal face and left town for a guy 17 years my junior. I was more shocked than hurt given that she was fifty five then and he was a spring chicken. I had to admire the old hag. She may have radiated from every pore, but the girl had hustle. I heard on the grapevine that her new BF does not give her deep tissue massages. I called to say mac sonkor, but the old gal had blocked my number. That's when I concluded women are evil.

Anyway, this is how to please these she-devils if you want to be a uxorious husband. I don't know what that word means to be honest because I'm still in the first year of my ESL class, and I failed my end of year exam for the second consecutive time but the macalin told me it's something good.


@Reiko, @sophisticate, @The Cushitic One , @TooMacaan, @Hades, @Lola_Vonroe, @Shamis, @VixR, @Asma, @EternalLightX, back me up on this.

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

This one is for @Steamdevolopment

 

[jamal9]

who can do that to a 250lb xalimo?

 

[Khad714]

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

who can do that to a 250lb xalimo?

If she's good enough to ride you cowgirl, she's good enough to be thrown about.

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

That's how they always react when you crack their bones the first time, but afterwards they cry "aboowe macaan waa ku tuugaya dabarka iga istaag ilahay kheyr haku siiye." It's positively orgasmic. At least the way I do it.

 

[Xooshdheere]

thank you, i will know please my wife @Lola_Vonroe

 

[Khad714]

thank you, i will know please my wife @Lola_Vonroe

This guy changes his SSPOT wife faster than his nigis

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

thank you, i will know please my wife @Lola_Vonroe

Lola is keeping her chastity belt on till the age of 34. She told me that men are scoundrels. I don't know what that means, but it doesn't sound good.

Also, she's being cultivated by a gentleman who lives in Sheffield. I have seen the letters he writes her, and I can assure you it's not PG.

 

[Xooshdheere]

This guy changes his SSPOT wife faster than his nigis

you know me

Lola is keeping her chastity belt on till the age of 34. She told me that men are scoundrels. I don't know what that means, but it doesn't sound good.

Also, she's being cultivated by a gentleman who lives in Sheffield. I have seen the letters he writes her, and I can assure you it's not PG.

mashallah

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

This guy changes his SSPOT wife faster than his nigis

I just noticed you've passed the 500 comment mark. Don't you remember what I said when that happens? Inbox me naya. I have a job offer for you. These dhoocils are so ungrateful these days.

 

[yasmin lan]

Your posts are becoming more and more obscene

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

Your posts are becoming more and more obscene

Says the girl who calls herself "step daughter of Satan". Jinni haku cuno balaayo kugu dacdhay.

 

[yasmin lan]

Says the girl who calls herself "step daughter of Satan". Jinni haku cuno balaayo kugu dacdhay.

It’s a smart way of calling myself passive aggressive actually

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

It’s a smart way of calling myself passive aggressive actually

Do you want adeer Wanagsan to play with you like the gent in the video? I will give you a real workout yareey.

 

[yasmin lan]

Do you want adeer Wanagsan to play with you like the gent in the video? I will give you a real workout yarewy.

*puts you on ignore*

 

[GlitzyCue_]

thank you, i will know please my wife @Lola_Vonroe

I'm not tryna be a phase

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

*puts you on ignore*

Girls are always mean to the guys they like, so I'm not fooled.

If you look at the bottom of this thread you'll see another one called "Satisfy Your Jinni Fervour". You need your inner jinni driven out of you abaayo. Come to papa

 

[GlitzyCue_]

I used to do this for my girlfriend before she slammed the door on my dark as coal face and left town for a guy 17 years my junior. I was more shocked than hurt given that she was fifty five then and he was a spring chicken. I had to admire the old hag. She may have radiated from every pore, but the girl had hustle. I heard on the grapevine that her new BF does not give her deep tissue massages. I called to say mac sonkor, but the old gal had blocked my number. That's when I concluded women are evil.

Anyway, this is how to please these she-devils if you want to be a uxorious husband. I don't know what that word means to be honest because I'm still in the first year of my ESL class, and I failed my end of year exam for the second consecutive time but the macalin told me it's something good.


@Reiko, @sophisticate, @The Cushitic One , @TooMacaan, @Hades, @Lola_Vonroe, @Shamis, @VixR, @Asma, @EternalLightX, back me up on this.

Wallahi I always find myself laughing when I read your posts but no I wouldn't want this

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

Wallahi I always find myself laughing when I read your posts but no I wouldn't want this

Its rude to laugh at another person's misfortune. Didn't your beautiful mother teach you manners? I was in pain for forty days and forty nights like Christ wandering in the wilderness. Respect to JC. He could have become embittered like me, but he didn't. He spoke up for the prossie when the Pharisees wanted to stone her. Let he who is without sin cast the first stone. That's the greatest line I ever heard from a dude, and and a man of God to boot. The quality of preachers has been slipping ever since. It's proof men are superior too because a woman would never have uttered those miraculous words. They have a low IQ. Although to be fair, if you're selling pu**y, you deserve everything you get. How can you exploit a poor needy man's loneliness to make money? Truly an evil thing. Only a woman would do such a monstrous thing. Men give pleasure for free.