How To Satisfy Your Woman

[GlitzyCue_]

Its rude to laugh at another person's misfortune. Didn't your beautiful mother teach you manners? I was in pain for forty days and forty nights like Christ wandering in the wilderness. Respect to JC. He could have become embittered like me, but he didn't. He spoke up for the prossie when the Pharisees wanted to stone her. Let he who is without sin cast the first stone. That's the greatest line I ever heard from a dude, and and a man of God to boot. The quality of preachers has been slipping ever since. It's proof men are superior too because a woman would never have uttered those miraculous words. They have a low IQ. Although to be fair, if you're selling pu**y, you deserve everything you get. How can you exploit a poor needy man's loneliness to make money? Truly an evil thing. Only a woman would do such a monstrous thing. Men give pleasure for free.

Yes it's free but it's the men who gets the most pleasure so to even things out the women must get something from the service, which is money.
Horta what does this have to do with your original post ? :siilaanyolaugh:

 

[ArchBishopofAtheism]

That cameltoe

Sorry @Bidaar Wanagsan I think I missed the point

 

[TooMacaan]

Why does it look like he's using her leg as a means to get off...?

 

[Xooshdheere]

Why does it look like he's using her leg as a means to get off...?

 

[Hades]

I don't have 9 minutes to spare

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

Yes it's free but it's the men who gets the most pleasure so to even things out the women must get something from the service, which is money.
Horta what does this have to do with your original post ? :siilaanyolaugh:

Men get more pleasure? Maybe it's because xalimos are clitless.

 

[Xooshdheere]

Men get more pleasure? Maybe it's because xalimos are clitless.

you have to pound that malab real hard for them to feel pleasure

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

I don't have 9 minutes to spare

Respect Thai yoga massage you little wench. Got mad love for Thais. Buddhists are big on meditation and bodily relaxation so not surprised by their ingenuity. They've turned raaxo into an art form. Our brother @offensive bias is a regular traveller to Thailand with his Israeli buddies during their vacation from national service in the West Bank. Maybe he can tell us more about this arcane discipline.

 

[Hades]

Respect Thai yoga massage you little wench. Got mad love for Thais. Buddhists are big on meditation and bodily relaxation so not surprised by their ingenuity. They've turned raaxo into an art form. Our brother @offensive bias is a regular traveller to Thailand with his Israeli buddies during their vacation from national service in the West Bank. Maybe he can tell us more about this arcane discipline.

Who are you calling little wench? Careful, or I'll turn you into one

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

Why does it look like he's using her leg as a means to get off...?

No he's chaste. He would never do that. It's the cutie who's having the orgasmic fit. Just look at her rolling eyes. Can barely tell where she is.

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

Who are you calling little wench? Careful, or I'll turn you into one

Okay, big wench.

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

That cameltoe
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Sorry @Bidaar Wanagsan I think I missed the point

Typical godless hedonist. Completely missed the spiritual element of dabar ka istaag. It's times like this I really respect the Buddhist tradition. They've taken the carnality out of the communion between man and woman. Its impossible for a pious man to have a dirty thought watching this celebration of bodily entanglement.

 

[ExcessFame]

You'll never be the troll that El Padrone was, waryaa

 

[GlitzyCue_]

Men get more pleasure? Maybe it's because xalimos are clitless.

Warya I was talking about postitutes

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

You'll never be the troll that El Padrone was, waryaa

Trolling is for youngsters with too much time on their hands. I'm close to the qaboor. This is a serious thread for serious scholars of man-woman connection.

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

Warya I was talking about postitutes

You are a liar. Women of the night have a grand old time.

 

[El padrone]

You'll never be the troll that El Padrone was, waryaa

Hes an older version of @El padrone less obscene and more gentlemanly and humorous.

iidaa adeerkay ha baashaale

 

[GlitzyCue_]

You are a liar. Women of the night have a grand old time.

Can you get closer aboowe

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

Hes an older version of @El padrone less obscene and more gentlemanly and humorous.

iidaa adeerkay ha baashaale

Saxib, is this thing called @ExcessFame a boy or a girl? It confuses me. I wanna flirt with it sometimes, but then I fear I might be in for a Bangkok surprise if you see what I mean.

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

Can you get closer aboowe

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If I get closer, will you give me a head massage like this. This is every man's greatest dream: