HOW did you approach your first crush!

[Macalin M]

I don't believe in crushes.

I believe in crushes but not love. Crushes make sense because I can be fixated on a girl for a week or two but I’ll get bored after.....

 

[beenleey]

Girls do too much extra shit I swear to god kkk

I did all that for a nerd madow boy that was allergic to grass

 

[Macalin M]

I did all that for a nerd madow boy that was allergic to grass

This knew my exact birthdate when even my closest nigga didn’t know. He was close but got the exact day wrong but this knew it perfectly and we’d never spoken. I was like....... what?...... the?...... f*ck?... deleted a lot of shit on my facebook after that.

 

[Céleste]

I believe in crushes but not love. Crushes make sense because I can be fixated on a girl for a week or two but I’ll get bored after.....

Why not love? I believe having a crush is just your hormones messing with you. So I can't bother putting effort into something that'll disappear.

 

[Macalin M]

Why not love? I believe having a crush is just you hormones messing with you. So I can't bother putting effort into something that'll disappear.

Love disappears. That’s why I get bored after a few weeks.

 

[Shmurda]

I always made her pissed off. Hefty debates in class, one is a teachers pet, whilst another was a typical Somali boy. So the debates would be hefty. I got her eyes and got a crush on her during our first PE lesson, where she was the only one who could out beat me in a Shooting contest in basketball. My lord, she was just . She once broke a mouse in IT Class, and she was sitting next to me. Now, everybody has assigned seats in IT class, and if equipment is broken, they would know it was. I saw that she was kinda stressing out, so my ass went to the teacher and I took the blame, by saying it was me who broke it, not her. I only got a 1 hour detention, My parents paid for it and I had to meet a learning mentor to ensure that I have no anger problems. My school was extra, but that incident made me closer to her.

I also made her laugh, so annoy her and also make her laugh.

I did not approach her at all, just let my father deal with it later on though!!

Why can't I click with women like this

 

[Macalin M]

Why can't I click with women like this

You don’t go for the right females. Bad b’s aren’t the best b’s!

 

[Calaf]

Why can't I click with women like this

Go for the teachers Pets and the miskeens or the cute ones who are conservative and waits till marriage!

 

[Calaf]

Annoying your crush only works with men I think. Girls love being annoyed I guess

Most of them do. But inside they are miskeens and just want to talk.

 

[Shmurda]

You don’t go for the right females. Bad b’s aren’t the best b’s!

Go for the teachers Pets and the miskeens or the cute ones who are conservative and waits till marriage!

Snm ima hit one up and keep yall posted

 

[Hodan from HR]

I always made her pissed off. Hefty debates in class, one is a teachers pet, whilst another was a typical Somali boy. So the debates would be hefty. I got her eyes and got a crush on her during our first PE lesson, where she was the only one who could out beat me in a Shooting contest in basketball. My lord, she was just . She once broke a mouse in IT Class, and she was sitting next to me. Now, everybody has assigned seats in IT class, and if equipment is broken, they would know it was. I saw that she was kinda stressing out, so my ass went to the teacher and I took the blame, by saying it was me who broke it, not her. I only got a 1 hour detention, My parents paid for it and I had to meet a learning mentor to ensure that I have no anger problems. My school was extra, but that incident made me closer to her.

I also made her laugh, so annoy her and also make her laugh.

I did not approach her at all, just let my father deal with it later on though!!

Great story & happy ending
MashaAllah

 

[Macalin M]

Snm ima hit one up and keep yall posted

Phase 2 of my current pursuit continues tomorrow.

 

[Shmurda]

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[Macalin M]

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Naaa she clowning you. rip my fallen soldier

 

[Shmurda]

Naaa she clowning you. rip my fallen soldier
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I'm calling my sister on her this is abuse

 

[Saredo]

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It's actually a code. What she meant by that is : " I know you're talking to other girls who are you kidding".

 

[Macalin M]

I'm calling my sister on her this is abuse

Nah she probs thinks you’re joking with her. Right? I’m hoping this is the case mate, for your sake kkk. Can’t have my brother falling like this

edit: @Saredo beat me to it

 

[Kamma]

My first crush was gay

 

[Ramen]

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[Macalin M]

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Hopefully you never like me!!!!!!!