How can I relocate to Somalia permanently

[AliUK]

I take back my statement, I just seen a video of Somali boys stabbing someone at a funeral. That place is war zone, do get out as soon as you can

I read about that, did Somalis do that?

 

[Yoo]

I'm sick of the UK and everything to do with it. The rent, bills and all other expenses drain me and I have barely left. Visiting Somalia is difficult as you barely get a 1 month holiday in a year and I would like to visit my family more often and better if I can live there.

Any suggestions walalayaal

I am here

 

[World]

I take back my statement, I just seen a video of Somali boys stabbing someone at a funeral. That place is war zone, do get out as soon as you can

Apparently the funeral was for a guy who got stabbed to death as well.

 

[Yoo]

But I'm married sxb. That's not feasible option

kids?

 

[AussieHustler]

@Samaalic Era

Two businesses will succeed.

Dhaqan Cellis Centre.

Build a strong rapport with the Somali community in England as a reliable and trustworthy person/sheikh who knows more about their problems than others back home and can achieve positive results for their children. Do a couple of online courses how to deal with such guys in case a foreign embassy questions your qualifications and accuses you of cruelty or human rights violations.

Start processing soft drinks.

Somalis love these unhealthy sugary drinks and you will find cheap machines in China and in India to produce these soft drinks. Start small and then Grow.

In both businesses, it’s more economical if you invest in solar panels and batteries as your energy source. Good luck.

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

Im thinking the same bro, I just need a solid income when i get there

I thought you already lived in Somalia? When did you move back?

 

[TekNiKo]

I thought you already lived in Somalia? When did you move back?

Couple months back.

 

[Raage]

The answer is... don't. If you can't make it in UK, you won't make it in Africa.

 

[Samaalic Era]

kids?

None at the moment

 

[Lostbox]

So backwards. Why would you leave the UK to go to Somali? You hach far more opportunity in the UK. You've put your in a bad position would that change in Somali?

 

[Halimo-2018]

I'm sick of the UK and everything to do with it. The rent, bills and all other expenses drain me and I have barely left. Visiting Somalia is difficult as you barely get a 1 month holiday in a year and I would like to visit my family more often and better if I can live there.

Any suggestions walalayaal

Great job! Go visit first then Go from there.
I would.love to move if i can except i am broke lol it would be nice to just blend in and not be asked which country am from etc

 

[Samaalic Era]

Great job! Go visit first then Go from there.
I would.love to move if i can except i am broke lol it would be nice to just blend in and not be asked which country am from etc

Once you stay there for awhile,you realise that it is a great place many aspects if you have a stable but not necessarily a large income.

The hard part is being able to transfer without messing up your finances which im contemplating atm

 

[Samaalic Era]

So backwards. Why would you leave the UK to go to Somali? You hach far more opportunity in the UK. You've put your in a bad position would that change in Somali?

Ive been to Somalia and I live in the UK and for me, the thing the UK has going for it is income. However,the rent,bills and food and other necessities leave with you little money and exhausted.

I have no intention to work myself to death and more than willing to earn a humble income or more In'sha'Allah

 

[Apollo]

In Somalia the best employers are Western NGOs. But you need to have a Master's degree to get a good job with them as competition from local Bachelor graduates is high.

All other employers in Somalia don't pay well. Only way to thrive in Somalia is either getting an NGO job or being self-employed (the latter is very risky).

Issue is that you will still be a stooge for Western interests if you work for a Western-funded NGO.

 

[XamarWeeaboo]

I'm sick of the UK and everything to do with it. The rent, bills and all other expenses drain me and I have barely left. Visiting Somalia is difficult as you barely get a 1 month holiday in a year and I would like to visit my family more often and better if I can live there.

Any suggestions walalayaal

The only way I know to relocate is to:
1. Find out where you wanna live, since I'm guessing you want to live near relatives start asking them about apartments or houses. Start living with them and when you get enough money move out.

2. Make sure that your job skills are needed in Somalia- i.e engineer, doctor, nurse, accountant, etc. It will make finding a job easier and you're more likely to be given a managerial role sooner than your Somali educated peers.

3. Make sure you have enough money saved up. To do so, work in the UK for a while and when you get enough, move to Somalia. If the UK is too much for you, go to a nation that's on friendly terms with Somalia ( i.e Turkey or Qatar or Djibouti) and work there, once enough $$ is in your account, move to Somalia.

4. Look at what the immigration laws re like in Somalia and the UK. I know that some countries will help immigrants and their children relocate back to their home country, mostly with schooling and other things, but just make sure that you're ok with those terms.

5. I would get ready to experience a HUGE downgrade of living quality- bad internet, little to do apart from work, not being able to get certain things that you'd easily find in the West.

Hope that helps sxb and good luck.

 

[Somalinimo]

Without Government support its almost impossible.

It's up to the Somali government to make incentives for us to return such as building housing and providing us with resources to learn Somali.

So you want the somali government to rob (tax) somalis back home to lure people who fled back to their country with free shit?

How entitled are you?

 

[Samaalic Era]

The only way I know to relocate is to:
1. Find out where you wanna live, since I'm guessing you want to live near relatives start asking them about apartments or houses. Start living with them and when you get enough money move out.

2. Make sure that your job skills are needed in Somalia- i.e engineer, doctor, nurse, accountant, etc. It will make finding a job easier and you're more likely to be given a managerial role sooner than your Somali educated peers.

3. Make sure you have enough money saved up. To do so, work in the UK for a while and when you get enough, move to Somalia. If the UK is too much for you, go to a nation that's on friendly terms with Somalia ( i.e Turkey or Qatar or Djibouti) and work there, once enough $$ is in your account, move to Somalia.

4. Look at what the immigration laws re like in Somalia and the UK. I know that some countries will help immigrants and their children relocate back to their home country, mostly with schooling and other things, but just make sure that you're ok with those terms.

5. I would get ready to experience a HUGE downgrade of living quality- bad internet, little to do apart from work, not being able to get certain things that you'd easily find in the West.

Hope that helps sxb and good luck.

Thanks sxb. I'm used to the bad Internet and other stuff and you get used it. For me personally, the downgrade is worth it and not a problem.

 

[Somalinimo]

I have found the perfect place to build my own King's Landing in Somaliweyn.

• A small 20km from a decently sized city and a bit further from a major city.
• It has 3 geographic landmarks similar to the 3 hills of King's Landing.
• It is private land which can be cheaply bought.
• Access to water and food.
• And its in my own clan territory so possible hostilities are greatly reduced.

From here I shall first build a holiday home for my family which shall expand into a large estate. Developed and built with REAL ARCHITECTURE, not the laughable childish type. This will be my "royal" land in which I plan to invite all the Imams, Garaads, Ughazs, Boqors and whatever other title men in dirty rags claim, so they can kneel at my feet and pledge allegiance to me.

With all the clans on my side somaliweyn will prosper with a philosopher king

 

[Reign]

Get a one way ticket.

 

[Samaalic Era]

I have found the perfect place to build my own King's Landing in Somaliweyn.

• A small 20km from a decently sized city and a bit further from a major city.
• It has 3 geographic landmarks similar to the 3 hills of King's Landing.
• It is private land which can be cheaply bought.
• Access to water and food.
• And its in my own clan territory so possible hostilities are greatly reduced.

From here I shall first build a holiday home for my family which shall expand into a large estate. Developed and built with REAL ARCHITECTURE, not the laughable childish type. This will be my "royal" land in which I plan to invite all the Imams, Garaads, Ughazs, Boqors and whatever other title men in dirty rags claim, so they can kneel at my feet and pledge allegiance to me.

With all the clans on my side somaliweyn will prosper with a philosopher king

Hope it works out