Does Somalia Need A Powerful Sugar-Daddy?

[TooMacaan]

You guys are still dirt poor for the most part...


We may belong in the same race, but you niggas need to tone it down with the imperialism. The development gap between Somalia & Ethiopia is kinda small. A stable & peaceful Somalia will catch up with Ethiopia in less then a decade.

Lol, that's why I said let us use you...stop playing so hard to get dammit.

I'm only kidding tbh, but I just came from some threads where certain Somalis are having imperialist dreams about the Horn and I'm not with that. I'm down with a stable and peaceful Somalia, I want the horn to succeed but I also want everyone to respect each other's sovereignty. Das it.

 

[DrippinglyWet]

Lol, that's why I said let us use you...stop playing so hard to get dammit.

I'm only kidding tbh, but I just came from some threads where certain Somalis are having imperialist dreams about the Horn and I'm not with that. I'm down with a stable and peaceful Somalia, I want the horn to succeed but I also want everyone to respect each other's sovereignty. Das it.

Isnt your wet dream that Ethiopia djibouti And Somalia fuse together

 

[Inactive]

To get a sugar daddy, Somalis would need to have something to offer like actual sugar babies offer their vaginas.

What do you offer? Maybe fish? Then ask the Japanese if they could be your sugar daddy. The problem is that the Japanese already take the fish for free to make their sushi.

 

[fardowsa]

You dissing the suldaan nayaa?

Bootyclapper

 

[SOMALI GENERAL]

Lol, that's why I said let us use you...stop playing so hard to get dammit.

I'm only kidding tbh, but I just came from some threads where certain Somalis are having imperialist dreams about the Horn and I'm not with that. I'm down with a stable and peaceful Somalia, I want the horn to succeed but I also want everyone to respect each other's sovereignty. Das it.

We still have the Ogaden dispute that needs to be solved...


But other than that, I'm sure a wealthy, prosperous & peaceful HOA is possible.

 

[random12345]

Bootyclapper

How can you not love the suldaan?

 

[TooMacaan]

Isnt your wet dream that Ethiopia djibouti And Somalia fuse together

Just those three??? You need to think bigger sxb; go BIG or go home. I want the whole Horn (even the world, if possible).
Just thinking about that is a turn on.

 

[fardowsa]

How can you not love the suldaan?

Crazy you are

 

[oday1kenobi]

We still have the Ogaden dispute that needs to be solved...


But other than that, I'm sure a wealthy, prosperous & peaceful HOA is possible.

What is wrong with you man?!

Aren't you called Somali GENERAL?!

Why are you getting shukaansied by agent Tafaye Gebremeskel from Gondar?


Man up warya!!!

No peace with the enemy!

They will take our resources and feed our carcasses to gog & magog

 

[Ferrari]

Why not let Ethiopia use you to rise (instead of resisting so hard and making it difficult), then once we've become established we'll be your sugar daddy ^.^
There is no need to get cadaans, dhegcas, or these Turks; you are better off with people who are similar to your kind, ya know? :siilaanyolaugh:

If we are going to prostitute ourselves to a sugar daddy, it'll be a powerful one and the motivation behind it would be to break the back of Ethiopia. I wouldn't mind somalia aligning with Russia tbh, if it meant we would get tanks and some bombers. We would show our dominance in the horn.

what's ethiopia got to show for all those years of aid and support horta? nothing.
let's show you how it's done.

 

[TooMacaan]

We still have the Ogaden dispute that needs to be solved...


But other than that, I'm sure a wealthy, prosperous & peaceful HOA is possible.

We are just holding on to the galbeed until Somalia gets its things together Just child protective services lol.
I wholly agree with your second statement.

 

[SOMALI GENERAL]

What is wrong with you man?!

Aren't you called Somali GENERAL?!

Why are you getting shukaansied by agent Tafaye Gebremeskel from Gondar?


Man up warya!!!

No peace with the enemy!

They will take our resources and feed our carcasses to gog & magog

Don't worry walaal. I'm just being diplomatic. The military card is always on the table.

 

[SOMALI GENERAL]

We are just holding on to the galbeed until Somalia gets its things together Just child protective services lol.
I wholly agree with your second statement.

"Child protective services" kulaha


You tryna insinuate that we're incapable of ruling ourselves? I'll have you know that Farmaajo is rebuilding our institutions & shabab's days are numbered.

 

[TooMacaan]

If we are going to prostitute ourselves to a sugar daddy, it'll be a powerful one and the motivation behind it would be to break the back of Ethiopia. I wouldn't mind somalia aligning with Russia tbh, if it meant we would get tanks and some bombers. We would show our dominance in the horn.

what's ethiopia got to show for all those years of aid and support horta? nothing.
let's show you how it's done.

Show us how its done??
You mean your future objective is to be better prostitutes and you'll do whatever trick works as long as the master is rich enough? Just so that you can spite us...?Don't chastise Ethiopia for its dominance in the Horn when you yourself wish to be its replacement. If your ambitions were actual freedom and independence, I could admire it but it's pathetic to dream about replacing Ethiopia as the new bootyclapper.

 

[TooMacaan]

"Child protective services" kulaha


You tryna insinuate that we're incapable of ruling ourselves? I'll have you know that Farmaajo is rebuilding our institutions & shabab's days are numbered.

As long as shabab is taken care of and you don't get overconfident and start trying to influence our politics, I'm okay with it.

 

[DrippinglyWet]

As long as shabab is taken care of and you don't get overconfident and start trying to influence our politics, I'm okay with it.

Hypocrite.
We are going to dish out what you gave us.time to get back Somaliweyn plus a big little extra

 

[Ferrari]

Show us how its done??
You mean your future objective is to be better prostitutes and you'll do whatever trick works as long as the master is rich enough? Just so that you can spite us...?Don't chastise Ethiopia for its dominance in the Horn when you yourself wish to be its replacement. If your ambitions were actual freedom and independence, I could admire it but it's pathetic to dream about replacing Ethiopia as the new bootyclapper.

pretty much. I'd sell myself to the devil if it meant the devil would help me bring you lot to you knees.
If we ever get the upper hand, you already know what will happen.

 

[random12345]

It's funny when you realise that we thought @TooMa'aan was Somali just a week ago. She gave herself away by saying selam

 

[TooMacaan]

It's funny when you realise that we thought @TooMa'aan was Somali just a week ago. She gave herself away by saying selam

I said selam on purpose though...even on my first post during my intro, I said I was "coming out"...

 

[Genie]

(A) Russia, Iran , China ????

or

(B) USA,Germany,UK ????

or
(C) Arab world (we all no this is not an option in less than 40 years there will be no rich arab world their oil is diminishing, and then the US will finally turn on them)

Option A in my opinion seem legitimate and more reliable , America is too greedy , Germany fluctuates with every leader and the UK is the biggest back up dancer alive.

Russia is incredibly reliable won't let you down (look to syria , all that controversy still backing syria) , china is the same still supplies north korea despite controversy and propaganda in the west and Iran has a back bone (unlike those corrupt arab leader) and stands up for its self.

Somalia can offer Russia uranium we know they'll kill for that stuff , china can benefit from our fish and oil with perhaps lower taxes?? i dunno , Iran can also benefit from uranium and also among other things we have to offer , remember our strategic positioning makes us valuable to any nation.