Chivalry is dead and Somali men killed it

[Midas Touch]

Lmaoooooooo

Can you imagine? Ordering a whole new outfit from ASOS. This Tom Ford foundation cost money you know. Are you going to reimburse me for the Lipstick I’m wearing? No, I thought not so why do you want me to pay for the meal? The woman pays more on a date if we tally the cost her appearance And now this abdi wants to order water and split the bill.

 

[cinina]

Authubillah af soomali xumaa...

“Col” waa maxey

Must be that southern Bantu admixture accent

Ar kan yaa iga ceeliyo Col is ask @Mohamed Afrax
Also what did I do to offend you pls?! About bantu admixture, FUTADAADA ILAASHO!

 

[cinina]

honestly if you are gonna pay for a female in life, you should be expecting at least head. I'm not her Abo.

When you said you had a thicc wallet I was getting ideas, shame on you

 

[Daytona6000]

When you said you had a thicc wallet I was getting ideas, shame on you

Nice to see that you reduce yourself to a wet hole and parallel yourself with prostitution. money equals sex to you. You reduce yourself to a siil o loogu dhufto iyo laagu dhaqaaqo.

 

[Kingjames]

honestly if you are gonna pay for a female in life, you should be expecting at least head. I'm not her Abo.

Loool I totally forgot that you were Supz.

Is your liquor game still A1?

 

[lone]

Lmaoooooooo

Can you imagine? Ordering a whole new outfit from ASOS. This Tom Ford foundation cost money you know. Are you going to reimburse me for the Lipstick I’m wearing? No, I thought not so why do you want me to pay for the meal? The woman pays more on a date if we tally the cost her appearance And now this abdi wants to order water and split the bill.

This sums up why men in general prefer escorts over gfs.

No woman fucks for free

 

[cinina]

Nice to see that you reduce yourself to a wet hole and parallel yourself with prostitution. money equals sex to you. You reduce yourself to a siil o loogu dhufto iyo laagu dhaqaaqo.

What?? Where?!! Where did I say anything about my prized farji?! I hope you get raped by a big fat jinni tonight, that goes for you as well colombus or whatever your stupid name is

 

[Daytona6000]

Loool I totally forgot that you were Supz.

Is your liquor game still A1?

lool I've only had a jameson irish whiskey recently. i need more variety.

 

[Daytona6000]

What?? Where?!! Where did I say anything about my prized farji?! I hope you get raped by a big fat jinni tonight, that goes for you as well colombus or whatever your stupid name is

lmao. What do you visualise when you think about relationships or marriage? What will your husband benefit when he gets married to you? or what will he get? I have a feeling that it will be mainly of the sexual nature, my theory is accentuated by the degree you value your "prized farij".

 

[Lostbox]

@MrKnowles definitely a troll


Or she not right I the head

 

[cinina]

lmao. What do you visualise when you think about relationships or marriage? What will your husband benefit when he gets married to you? or what will he get? I have a feeling that it will be mainly of the sexual nature, my theory is accentuated by the degree you value your "prized farij".

Somali men are all the same: deranged little hooyofuckers. Taa-taa, I'm moving on to bigger things also have to write fivehundred words of air, you know wordcount tings

 

[Ferrari]

lol hold your own naaso walaal. Do you think that nigga woke up, got dressed, got into the bus, grab a seat just so he can give it to you because gabadh somali baad tahay?

If that's chivalry, then I am glad he killed it.

I drive by xalimoos walking all the time. gaaska ma iyagaa ila baxsada?

 

[Abkaal]

Authubillah af soomali xumaa...

“Col” waa maxey

Must be that southern Bantu admixture accent

Imagine accusing someone of Bantu while he is speaking authentic Somali word Col= Enemy or were you expecting him to say Cadow?

Carabkaan ku hadlaayona
Nin callenti caddaatiyo
Caamadaan garanayn oo
Kolkay caruuri dhintaane
Cutub weyni cidlaataa
Lays canaanan haddhowe
Waar tolow, colka jooja! This is a Salaan Carabay Geeraar are you saying Salaan Carabay was a Southern Bantu because he uses Col?

Also i have attached a link below of how to free your mind from being obsessed with Southerners.

https://www.google.com.tr/amp/s/m.wikihow.com/Get-over-an-Obsession?amp=1

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

Lol at the first one. Do women even do that most would find it sweet if you held a door open for them

Do you not hold doors open for ladies anymore?

Hold the door open anymore? Unless you’re a my kith and Kin or elderly or disabled hell the the mofo cajeero now What do I look like a door man

I recall this chick one time stood in front of the door as I was behind her waiting for her to open the door she stood there looked at me as if to say open the door so I quickly went through as quick as I could slamming the door shut behind me Nacaala what the f*ck does the think I am kunte kinte

 

[MrKnowles]

Hold the door open anymore? Unless you’re a my kith and Kin or elderly or disabled hell the the mofo cajeero now What do I look like a door man

I recall this chick one time stood in front of the door as I was behind her waiting for her to open the door she stood there looked at me as if to say open the door so I quickly went through as quick as I could slamming the door shut behind me Nacaala what the f*ck does the think I am kunte kinte

Lol was she cadaan?

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

Aren't you a man?

Just because you're gay doesn't give you the rights of a woman.

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

Lol was she cadaan?

Nah a hair hatted hooligan I find madow chick repugnant with their barbed wire pubic hair.

 

[star]

Hold the door open anymore? Unless you’re a my kith and Kin or elderly or disabled hell the the mofo cajeero now What do I look like a door man

I recall this chick one time stood in front of the door as I was behind her waiting for her to open the door she stood there looked at me as if to say open the door so I quickly went through as quick as I could slamming the door shut behind me Nacaala what the f*ck does the think I am kunte kinte

What if she’s cute though

 

[Daytona6000]

What if she’s cute though

The more cuter a woman is the more poisonous she is. - from experience.

 

[MrKnowles]

Nah a hair hatted hooligan I find madow chick repugnant with their barbed wire pubic hair.

Cognitive you’re one of those guys who acts mean in front of everyone.

But on the phone you would be saying “abayo, let me buy you some new shoes quruxleey”