Can someone translate these Somali phrases to me in English

[Farahslayer]

Being as I’m new to Sspot I don’t know all the lingo but I thought I understood most Somali.
Some of the phrases written on this board baffled me.

1. Mhmm waaxaad dilmu alahu tag daya oo bola muu muu fela
2. Jira haassa mane galburo iyo halmac diftura wandan
3. Aniga kataladu borre yahay

This isn’t an attack or bullying. People are liking these comments so can only assume this is a dialect? What is this? Even if it was misspelling I’d understand a little.

 

[Gambar]

That’s af jinni.

 

[Farahslayer]

That’s af jinni.

why are people liking it? I’m assuming people understand soomaha?

 

[Farahslayer]

@King Khufu

please let’s discuss

 

[King Khufu]

@King Khufu

please let’s discuss

It doesn’t matter.

 

[Farahslayer]

I can’t spell well. Thoughts are marbled.

bro it’s not an attack. I’m genuinely baffled.

what are you saying?

 

[King Khufu]

what are you saying?

Google It, or Ask somebody.
hadaadan aqoon samaali afaan. Adana, markaa isku danaad Eeya barta gaaba internet ku barato ifaa tahay