Being thicc in London =

[.279]

lool my only love is beer. I never cheat on lady alcohol.

Beer is the nastiest shit on the planet. How do you do it?

 

[Merca]

Ooh and this one time...
I was in an Uber and this African American who looked like an Ethiopian was my driver. After a few minutes she turned on the radio and one of The Weeknd’s songs started playing. I knew immediately she was gonna ask me if I’m Ethiopian. She fucking did.

Driver: are you Ethiopian?

Abaay Abaay: No. urm I’m actually Somali.

Driver: where’s that?

Abaay Abaay: it’s in East Africa. We neighbor Ethiopia.

Driver: immediately she heard Ethiopia) ooooh ok.

Abaay Abaay: yeah.

Driver: after a couple minutes of being silent)
So, is it true what they say about Africa? Are women raped in your country?

Abaay Abaay: shocked and fucking triggered) NO FUCKING WAY!!! I mean aren’t women raped everywhere. I don’t f*ck with that btw. Men are raped too.! What the f*ck is you talking about?!
Well i was a little nice.

Driver: changes the subject) you know people confuse me for an Ethiopian!?

Abaay Abaay: yeah i can see that.( but is still triggered from what she said.

Abaay Abaay: in his head again) bum ass . You sounded dumb as hell.

it starts to get a little creepy again. She’s eyeballing me from the rear view mirror. I start to seriously get uncomftable. I honestly started to call my dad and tell him about what this human being just said inside the Uber ride. She obviously didn’t understand a word i was saying coz my aff somali is on point saaxib.

Abo Abaay Abaay: senses the anger in his son’s voice) Shashahow iis daji. It’s not that serious Abo.

Abaay Abaay: Wallahi Abo this shit has a nigga in his feeling now.( in Somali obviously)

Driver: Isn’t it hot. Take off your sweater.

Abaay Abaay: shocked by her perversion) !! MANS NOT HOT. (Well the incident happened before mans not hot so...
But don’t get it messed up, that would’ve been my response)



Some women are just dead ass creepy.

You've been through a lot..

 

[.279]

What about the last two pages

How old are you dawg?

 

[.279]

You've been through a lot..

This nigga is just making up stories at this point. Wild mind he's got there.

 

[TSP]

Do you want to fall from my grace

Even if you dropped me I can win you again

Besides where did the hostility come from

 

[TSP]

How old are you dawg?

What am I getting called out @Lola_Vonroe was the one who trolled @supz and threatening me for talking about it

 

[supz]

Beer is the nastiest shit on the planet. How do you do it?

You mad?? Its the best drink. I drink it for the flavour not the buzz. . Its an acquired taste.

 

[.279]

What am I getting called out @Lola_Vonroe was the one who trolled @supz and threatening me for talking about it

I just asked you how old u were. I dont know what's going on here. I don't need your life story.

 

[GlitzyCue_]

What am I getting called out @Lola_Vonroe was the one who trolled @supz and threatening me for talking about it

Nah he's right how old are u warya

 

[The Cushitic One]

THE f*ck!!

Sometimes this shit just get thinking bro. Like i honestly believe somali woman are the most beautiful women on earth. But it’s just fucked up when i hear xalimos saying “oooh somali men are unattractive, like..
where the f*ck did you come come..?
Do you think you guys are imagined to life like WTF bro, isn’t some hot kulul sex involved, then the little farax soldiers run to demolish that egg then we have lotta young faraxs and xalimos... like isn’t our gene needed for the Somali ethnicity to go on?
Like does Alaah hate us that he will deprive us faraxs of that attractive gene?
We exist nigga!!

Lol the majority of Somali guys
are Ugly.

There's one in
particular On spot who looks
like Benjamin Button when
he was old

 

[DeadStar]

You've been through a lot..

Through A lot aah...

Try being stabbed by your own hooyo.


I cried like a little that day.
Wallahi billahi i asked my mom if she adopted me.

Blood was fucking everywhere my siblings and my aunties were shocked. My eight month old baby sister started crying when she saw me crying. I never cried when my hooyo whooped me. But that day I was really heart broken. I was completely fucked up. It was back in Africa.

The regret in my hoyoo’s Face was just shocking. I ran outta the house swore never to come back. I took one of my sister’s baatis and wrapped it around my bloody arm . I wanted to go to my best friends house and also my habaryar’s house but i couldn’t get myself to say that I was stabbed by my hooyo. I went to a near clinic. I paid them a couple of dollars not to say shit to the police. And i also lied to them and said i was in a fight with some other guys.

I wondered the whole city that night. I was truly heart broken.

I came home at 3am and she was still there waiting for me. I never seen my mom that sad. Shame was just written all over her face. For a moment I truly felt like i was gonna go to hell when i die for what i made her do. I felt really bad. I felt like the worst son in the world. The conversation was just sad.

She said she was really sorry. And she unwrapped my wound. And put xabad sowdo. I was like are you serious right now.?

I was coddled like a little baby after that incident my siblings were jealous asf.

 

[GlitzyCue_]

Lol the majority of Somali guys
are Ugly.

There's one in
particular On spot who looks
like Benjamin Button when
he was old

Who?

 

[.279]

Lol the majority of Somali guys
are Ugly.

There's one in
particular On spot who looks
like Benjamin Button when
he was old

So are the majority of somali girls but hey...

 

[Merca]

Through A lot aah...

Try being stabbed by your own hooyo.


I cried like a little that day.
Wallahi billahi i asked my mom if she adopted me.

 

[GlitzyCue_]

@TSP is dodging the question

 

[The Cushitic One]

So are the majority of somali girls but hey...

Now that's a lie

Who?

All in due course

 

[Kingjames]

Through A lot aah...

Try being stabbed by your own hooyo.


I cried like a little that day.
Wallahi billahi i asked my mom if she adopted me.

I got to admit you’re very creative so why don’t you write a book or something, instead of trolling here.

 

[Zeus]

I'm kidding btw I've never been in anyones dms.

don't do it either, the girls on this site kiss and tell too much. I think my micropenis is being talked about in groupchat

 

[The Cushitic One]

Through A lot aah...

Try being stabbed by your own hooyo.


I cried like a little that day.
Wallahi billahi i asked my mom if she adopted me.

Subhan'Allah

 

[World]

Somali girls are worse. I came off the bus the other day and a group of like 6 started sexually harassing me and one even pinched my ass.