BBC Muslim reality show "I converted 2 islam cause I wanted 2 marry this gorgeous Somali chick "says

[dhegdheer]

Don't watch that, MI5 is on it.

Smh I thought u meant Mission impossible 5 was on TV I spent a good 10 min surfing different channels looking for the movie lmaooo I can't read

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

After I'm done with you, your vagina will be praying 5 times a day

 

[dhegdheer]

I will anoint you with the holy water baptise them thighs

Looks like I'll have to report u to the met police as well rapist

 

[dhegdheer]

@Cognitivedissonance u need to chill or else

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

@Cognitivedissonance u need to chill or else
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Motherfuck queen Elizabeth qumayoda & bun you blud I'm a freeman on the land who has God given inalienable rights

 

[dhegdheer]

Motherfuck queen Elizabeth qumayoda & bun you blud I'm a freeman on the land who has God given inalienable rights

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

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ALLAHU AKBAR

 

[dhegdheer]

ALLAHU AKBAR

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

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La illaha illalah waa muhammadan rasulullah

 

[The_Cosmos]

Smh I thought u meant Mission impossible 5 was on TV I spent a good 10 min surfing different channels looking for the movie lmaooo I can't read

 

[The_Cosmos]

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*Begins dialling*

 

[Gojo Satoru]

Alhamdulillah I rather be an imbecile than a gaal any day

No need to you already are one

 

[Gojo Satoru]

I will anoint you with the holy water baptise them thighs

oof! and you claim to be righteous muslim too?

 

[dhegdheer]

*Begins dialling*

"Hello my name is Abdi johnson, I'd like to report a suspected terrorist"

:siilaanyolaugh:

 

[Adheer Warsame]

@Cognitivedissonance
you don't want to know what happened to your terrorist buddy ace 'hooha', don't you?

Watch what you say

 

[Adheer Warsame]

"Hello my name is Abdi johnson, I'd like to report a suspected terrorist"

:siilaanyolaugh:

'We'll be on our way shortly'

 

[Arbe QalanjLa'aan]

Abdul Haq is so arrogant that he won't even listen to something that contradicts what he already thinks, that's my main problem with him

Same with the old lady, I have a problem with a lot of ppl on this show. The gay guy thinks he can get away with shit, the big Nigerian is too confrontational, the sexy one is too sexy , Abdul Haq is a potential terrorist, the old lady is on some don't mention race BS, the british f*ck is tooo much, the syrian is now the big Nigerian's lackey somehow. What a wacky cast lmao

 

[The_Cosmos]

"Hello my name is Abdi johnson, I'd like to report a suspected terrorist"

:siilaanyolaugh:

"Could you give us a name sir?"

"Let me direct you to a forum called somalispot"

An Investigation shall be opened on the Somali community.

 

[Cambuulo Tonight]

The Abdulhaq fella looks like an agent to me. Obvious as f*ck

 

[somebody]

@Cognitivedissonance
you don't want to know what happened to your terrorist buddy ace 'hooha', don't you?

Watch what you say

What happened?