Ask the gaal anything

[GodKnowsBest]

I think you're trolling. You probably believe what you say, but I don't believe you're a Christian. 99% sure you're an atheist masking around as a Christian to try and trigger people, but i'll play along.

What branch of Christianity do you follow?

y u think I troll?

 

[GodKnowsBest]

Do you eat pork the bible says don't eat pork but gaalos still do.

It also isn't a sin to eat pork.

 

[black]

non denominational used to be Catholic hence why I left after the first time

Then what is the denomination of the church you attend?

 

[SecretAgent]

Why do some gaalos worship Mary ?

 

[The Cushitic One]

White. I don't relate to Black people. I only hang out with the Asians though. White people at churches are kinda crazy and fanatical. They have these wide eyes and try talking to a girl with a hijab whenever they can. "Have you accepted Jesus into your life?". I've actually only told about 7 people I'm Christian. The church people think I'm Muslim.

Why do you wear a hijab in you're church? And why do they think you're Muslim?

I presume you sing along with them and praise Jesus.

 

[GodKnowsBest]

Then what is the denomination of the church you attend?

non-denominational

 

[GodKnowsBest]

Why do you wear a hijab in you're church? And why do they think you're Muslim?

I presume you sing along with them and praise Jesus.

I Don't sing along. I Don't take their bread and wine. They think I'm a Muslim

 

[DrippinglyWet]

What is your clan ?

 

[GodKnowsBest]

What is your clan ?

MJ this is common knowledge

 

[black]

non-denominational

What is your view on pre-marital sex?

 

[GodKnowsBest]

What is your view on pre-marital sex?

Haram!

 

[DrippinglyWet]

MJ this is common knowledge

Why does your clan produce abnormally high amounts of gaalos ?

 

[SecretAgent]

Haram!

Do you worship Mary ?

 

[The Cushitic One]

Do you worship Mary ?

Those are Catholics, even I know that!

 

[The Cushitic One]

I Don't sing along. I Don't take their bread and wine. They think I'm a Muslim

How stupid are Americans, why would a Muslim attend church services, on a regular

Have any of them gotten rude to you, on this basis?

 

[black]

Haram!

I thought you had previous boyfriends, do you acknowledge that as sinful behaviour?

 

[SecretAgent]

Those are Catholics, even I know that!

Also orthodox and coptics.

 

[The Cushitic One]

Also orthodox and coptics.

Oh lol maybe they worship her because she gave birth to their god, starfu'Allah, I can't believe I'm typing this shit

 

[GodKnowsBest]

Why does your clan produce abnormally high amounts of gaalos ?

MJ is the most progressive

 

[SecretAgent]

MJ is the most progressive

They also have the most salafis out of all Somalis.