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[Merchant of Mogadishu]

Is that so? Do you care to enlighten us and perhaps shed some light on reer burco hargaisa and berbera history? If indeed all Somalis have history

Ok then

• Las Geel cave paintings
• Queen Hatshepsut expedition
• Periplus of the Erythrean sea mentioned this region as a place where trade flourished
• Ifat sultanate
• Adal sultanate
• Ottoman Empire controlled parts of Somaliland for a while
• British protectorate
• Independence

There's probably stuff I missed out but oh well.

 

[Abdullahi Hussein]

Ok then

• Las Geel cave paintings
• Queen Hatshepsut expedition
• Periplus of the Erythrean sea mentioned this region as a place where trade flourished
• Ifat sultanate
• Adal sultanate
• Ottoman Empire controlled parts of Somaliland for a while
• British protectorate
• Independence

There's probably stuff I missed out but oh well.

You are abgaal right?

 

[Merchant of Mogadishu]

You are abgaal right?

Yes, yes I am.

 

[Abdullahi Hussein]

Yes, yes I am.

Thought you were hawiye

 

[Merchant of Mogadishu]

Thought you were hawiye

Abgaal is a sub clan of Hawiye.

 

[Abdullahi Hussein]

Abgaal is a sub clan of Hawiye.

I know that fam I was saying I thought it was your subclan

 

[Abdullahi Hussein]

I know that fam I was saying I thought it was your subclan

I'm funny huh?

 

[Merchant of Mogadishu]

I'm funny huh?

I sincerely apologise brother, if I hurt your feelings. I would traverse the route of Megas Alexandros, as a punishment if it were possible.

 

[Abdullahi Hussein]

I sincerely apologise brother, if I hurt your feelings. I would traverse the route of Megas Alexandros, as a punishment if it were possible.

I was trolling

 

[Abdullahi Hussein]

I sincerely apologise brother, if I hurt your feelings. I would traverse the route of Megas Alexandros, as a punishment if it were possible.

Relax fam I was trolling

 

[Merchant of Mogadishu]

I was trolling

So was I. I do not care about the feelings of a peasant.

 

[Abdullahi Hussein]

So was I. I do not care about the feelings of a peasant.

ass punk

 

[Merchant of Mogadishu]

ass punk

Nice one, peasant. Next time you say foul words to me, I will have you hung drawn and quartered at the execution square in the great city of Alexandria on the Indus. Not before you'll be paraded across every city in Hellas. After that, you will dragged across the rough terrains of Asia Minor, Mesopotamia, Persia, Parthia, Aria, Arachosia, Bactria and finally to the Indus, where you shall meet your fate. Your body will be fed to the dogs, once the executioner is done with you.

 

[Abdullahi Hussein]

Nice one, peasant. Next time you say foul words to me, I will have you hung drawn and quartered at the execution square in the great city of Alexandria on the Indus. Not before you'll be paraded across every city in Hellas. After that, you will dragged across the rough terrains of Asia Minor, Mesopotamia, Persia, Parthia, Aria, Arachosia, Bactria and finally to the Indus, where you shall meet your fate. Your body will be fed to the dogs, once the executioner is done with you.

Are you high mate?

 

[Merchant of Mogadishu]

Are you high mate?

Far from it. In fact I should you be asking you the same question, as you dared to insult the Emperor himself.

 

[Abdullahi Hussein]

Far from it. In fact I should you be asking you the same question, as you dared to insult the Emperor himself.

What's with the delusions of grandeur?

 

[Madman]

So was I. I do not care about the feelings of a peasant.

 

[Merchant of Mogadishu]

What's with the delusions of grandeur?

Delusions? The fact of the matter is, I am above you. I'm your superior, your Emperor, so listen to me and follow my orders like a good and honourable soldier would. Then we will be able to conquer the world!

 

[Abdullahi Hussein]

Delusions? The fact of the matter is, I am above you. I'm your superior, your Emperor, so listen to me and follow my orders like a good and honourable soldier would. Then we will be able to conquer the world!

It is possible to see peril in the ultimate perfection sxb

 

[Merchant of Mogadishu]

It is possible to see peril in the ultimate perfection sxb

Which is why we should always improve as a person. I was once a lowly merchant you know. Then I rose to great rank amongst men, that was to be Emperor.