Aar is giving up on dating walaalayaal

AarHawd_7

North-West, London
Not made for me, I’m just gonna ask hooyo to find me malab back home cuzz the Xaaliimos over here are done out here.


Imagine this girl I used to see years ago phoned me the other day. She moved to Doha years ago and came back to London the other day. I told her lets go for breakfast (that was today). So I pull up this morning, and rahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the girl has gone fat. And If I say its FAT its really FAT. :mindblown::mindblown:

I was shocked most of the time I get myself in trouble with just my mouth as I nearly said what happened to you. Dodged a big bullet there.

So we go to this breakfast place in Ealing, I’m gonna be honest with yall cant eat much in the morning plus I was abit shocked about the whole weight thing init.

So I said I was full. Yall know what she did? Wallaahi I was fucking shockeddddddddddddddddddddddddd she

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SHE FINISHED MY PLATE, HALF OF A FUCKING FULL ENGLISH BREAKFAST! :mindblown::mindblown::mindblown::mindblown:

I’m giving up on this shit one wants flattenes ur tire, the other wont you leave you alone and this one finishes your fucking plate are you fucking dumb.

@RichEnoughForGucci @Geeljire sanbuur @Karim @YourBroMoe @Factz @Pastoralite @Pureblood @DRACO @CaliSomali @Dalmoor @Gucci mane @World @Gooney112 @Abdalla @nine @Sheikh
 
Abort mission sxb. I don’t even know if I’d go out to eat with a fat ***** . I feel like she gonna order a bunch of shit and try to get me to pay. In those situations I would just tell her I’m going to the bathroom and walk up to the register tell them to split the bill I’ll pay for my portion and just leave without ever going back to her
 

Abdalla

Medical specialist in diagnosing Majeerteentitis
Prof.Dr.Eng.
VIP
Walahi I have this beautiful cousin, she studied medicine in China and lives back home. If it wasnt for thr fact that i am an inbred for 6 generations, I'd wife her. The beauty, the kaftan, the sweet voice. When she calls me ina abti :banderas:

Bro fat xalimos have stigmatised marrying from backhome and this stigma prevents us to import a wife. As if only losers and old men do that. The Turks abd Moroccans always marry back home and bring them here. I think it is easier for EU citizens living in the UK to import their wives. You should go for it. You will leave buuq like the food left your plate with the fatty
 
Dude everyone in the gulf is fat as f*ck. They stay indoors all day since it's the freaking desert and just order fast food. Vice made a documentary on it.
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Dalmoor

Hiatus✅ 1/18/21- ?
VIP
Not made for me, I’m just gonna ask hooyo to find me malab back home cuzz the Xaaliimos over here are done out here.


Imagine this girl I used to see years ago phoned me the other day. She moved to Doha years ago and came back to London the other day. I told her lets go for breakfast (that was today). So I pull up this morning, and rahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the girl has gone fat. And If I say its FAT its really FAT. :mindblown::mindblown:

I was shocked most of the time I get myself in trouble with just my mouth as I nearly said what happened to you. Dodged a big bullet there.

So we go to this breakfast place in Ealing, I’m gonna be honest with yall cant eat much in the morning plus I was abit shocked about the whole weight thing init.

So I said I was full. Yall know what she did? Wallaahi I was fucking shockeddddddddddddddddddddddddd she

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.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
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SHE FINISHED MY PLATE, HALF OF A FUCKING FULL ENGLISH BREAKFAST! :mindblown::mindblown::mindblown::mindblown:

I’m giving up on this shit one wants flattenes ur tire, the other wont you leave you alone and this one finishes your fucking plate are you fucking dumb.

@RichEnoughForGucci @Geeljire sanbuur @Karim @YourBroMoe @Factz @Pastoralite @Pureblood @DRACO @CaliSomali @Dalmoor @Gucci mane @World @Gooney112 @Abdalla @nine @Sheikh
Somali got no chills, they keep it straight

There was once an adeer who met his longtime eedo... She was fat too..

The adeer didn't recognise her and said "Naa ma do o far ayaad soo laqde, waa maxay saan" I couldn't hold myself from laughing:pachah1::pachah1:
She just responded "War na dhaaf odey waashe baa tahey"

So, yeah we're pretty straight-foward.. maybe you could've said that to her:mjlol:
 

Karim

I could agree with you but then we’d both be wrong
HALYEEY
VIP
Lmao she finished her plate and yours too :ftw9nwa::ftw9nwa::ftw9nwa::ftw9nwa: she could've eaten a freaking whale given the opportunity. Block her phone number ASAP!!!
 

Karim

I could agree with you but then we’d both be wrong
HALYEEY
VIP
Damn. Those Palestinians are begging the whole world for aid and sympathy but they're secretly eating better than Americans.
:mjlol:
The Jews cleverly planned this. An obese Palestinian population means less threats for Israel. Smart mofos.
 
Damn. Those Palestinians are begging the whole world for aid and sympathy but they're secretly eating better than Americans.
:mjlol:
Yeah Palestinians are fat, they are eating good maybe that's why Isreal is giving them a hard time?:hmm:
 

Gambar

VIP
I think they have no shame over there. I went to Oman with my father to visit some relatives recently and they were eating so much food it was ridiculous. My dad saw one of his first cousins and she was huge. She went for some sweets and my dad looks at her with shock and disgust and says “ma adigoo naag weyn ah oo intaas le’eg ba waxaas isku daldalaysa naa wax isku fal maroodiyahay” Inalilahi :cryinglaughsmiley:
 

Hybrid

Death Awaits You
This obesity epidemic among xalimos is mainly present in the UK and back home. Last time I went to May 18 celebration, almost all the American born xalimos were slim. The fat ones were mainly xabros and fobs.
 

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