Aar is giving up on dating walaalayaal

[AarHawd_7]

Not made for me, I’m just gonna ask hooyo to find me malab back home cuzz the Xaaliimos over here are done out here.


Imagine this girl I used to see years ago phoned me the other day. She moved to Doha years ago and came back to London the other day. I told her lets go for breakfast (that was today). So I pull up this morning, and rahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the girl has gone fat. And If I say its FAT its really FAT.

I was shocked most of the time I get myself in trouble with just my mouth as I nearly said what happened to you. Dodged a big bullet there.

So we go to this breakfast place in Ealing, I’m gonna be honest with yall cant eat much in the morning plus I was abit shocked about the whole weight thing init.

So I said I was full. Yall know what she did? Wallaahi I was fucking shockeddddddddddddddddddddddddd she

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SHE FINISHED MY PLATE, HALF OF A FUCKING FULL ENGLISH BREAKFAST!

I’m giving up on this shit one wants flattenes ur tire, the other wont you leave you alone and this one finishes your fucking plate are you fucking dumb.

@RichEnoughForGucci @Geeljire sanbuur @Karim @YourBroMoe @Factz @Pastoralite @Pureblood @DRACO @CaliSomali @Dalmoor @Gucci mane @World @Gooney112 @Abdalla @nine @Sheikh

 

[Pureblood]

Abort mission sxb. I don’t even know if I’d go out to eat with a fat . I feel like she gonna order a bunch of shit and try to get me to pay. In those situations I would just tell her I’m going to the bathroom and walk up to the register tell them to split the bill I’ll pay for my portion and just leave without ever going back to her

 

[AarHawd_7]

I wanna fucking change my number now mate, I’m disgusted wallahi

 

[Abdalla]

Walahi I have this beautiful cousin, she studied medicine in China and lives back home. If it wasnt for thr fact that i am an inbred for 6 generations, I'd wife her. The beauty, the kaftan, the sweet voice. When she calls me ina abti

Bro fat xalimos have stigmatised marrying from backhome and this stigma prevents us to import a wife. As if only losers and old men do that. The Turks abd Moroccans always marry back home and bring them here. I think it is easier for EU citizens living in the UK to import their wives. You should go for it. You will leave buuq like the food left your plate with the fatty

 

[AarHawd_7]

@Abdalla my dear abti you took a whole other thurn yah? From 6th generations inbred Cumar Maxamuud to a Afghan

 

[Pastoralite]

She moved to doha? It was expected
70% of Qatar population either obese or overweight

 

[AarHawd_7]

She moved to doha? It was expected
70% of Qatar population either obese or overweight

I should have known better

 

[RichEnoughForGucci]

LOOOOOL She was hungryyy

 

[CaliSomali]

Dude everyone in the gulf is fat as f*ck. They stay indoors all day since it's the freaking desert and just order fast food. Vice made a documentary on it.

 

[Geeljire Sandheer]

Loool calm lowkey the fat tings trends

 

[nine]

@AarHawd_7 Saxib when you said she went to Qatar I was like waa gabar fiican well done for her then I was like

 

[Dalmoor]

Not made for me, I’m just gonna ask hooyo to find me malab back home cuzz the Xaaliimos over here are done out here.


Imagine this girl I used to see years ago phoned me the other day. She moved to Doha years ago and came back to London the other day. I told her lets go for breakfast (that was today). So I pull up this morning, and rahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the girl has gone fat. And If I say its FAT its really FAT.

I was shocked most of the time I get myself in trouble with just my mouth as I nearly said what happened to you. Dodged a big bullet there.

So we go to this breakfast place in Ealing, I’m gonna be honest with yall cant eat much in the morning plus I was abit shocked about the whole weight thing init.

So I said I was full. Yall know what she did? Wallaahi I was fucking shockeddddddddddddddddddddddddd she

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SHE FINISHED MY PLATE, HALF OF A FUCKING FULL ENGLISH BREAKFAST!

I’m giving up on this shit one wants flattenes ur tire, the other wont you leave you alone and this one finishes your fucking plate are you fucking dumb.

@RichEnoughForGucci @Geeljire sanbuur @Karim @YourBroMoe @Factz @Pastoralite @Pureblood @DRACO @CaliSomali @Dalmoor @Gucci mane @World @Gooney112 @Abdalla @nine @Sheikh

Somali got no chills, they keep it straight

There was once an adeer who met his longtime eedo... She was fat too..

The adeer didn't recognise her and said "Naa ma do o far ayaad soo laqde, waa maxay saan" I couldn't hold myself from laughing
She just responded "War na dhaaf odey waashe baa tahey"

So, yeah we're pretty straight-foward.. maybe you could've said that to her

 

[GBTarmy]

Doha? They have obesity epidemic over there no wonder she's fat.

 

[Karim]

Lmao she finished her plate and yours too she could've eaten a freaking whale given the opportunity. Block her phone number ASAP!!!

 

[Crow]

Doha? They have obesity epidemic over there no wonder she's fat. View attachment 58590

Damn. Those Palestinians are begging the whole world for aid and sympathy but they're secretly eating better than Americans.

 

[Karim]

Damn. Those Palestinians are begging the whole world for aid and sympathy but they're secretly eating better than Americans.

The Jews cleverly planned this. An obese Palestinian population means less threats for Israel. Smart mofos.

 

[Crow]

The Jews cleverly planned this. An obese Palestinian population means less threats for Israel. Smart mofos.

But more flying meat chunks when they detonate their suicide vests.

 

[GBTarmy]

Damn. Those Palestinians are begging the whole world for aid and sympathy but they're secretly eating better than Americans.

Yeah Palestinians are fat, they are eating good maybe that's why Isreal is giving them a hard time?

 

[Gambar]

I think they have no shame over there. I went to Oman with my father to visit some relatives recently and they were eating so much food it was ridiculous. My dad saw one of his first cousins and she was huge. She went for some sweets and my dad looks at her with shock and disgust and says “ma adigoo naag weyn ah oo intaas le’eg ba waxaas isku daldalaysa naa wax isku fal maroodiyahay” Inalilahi

 

[Hybrid]

This obesity epidemic among xalimos is mainly present in the UK and back home. Last time I went to May 18 celebration, almost all the American born xalimos were slim. The fat ones were mainly xabros and fobs.