72 virgins in heaven ?

[Ugaaso]

Well, since anything goes in heaven then I would like to take this opportunity and gather all the houral ains in one place; pour gasoline on them and light 'em up.

 

[HalimaJ]

Peng tings with no attitude, created to serve you and be loyal

Might be from a shia source but i heard men will be given the drive of 100 horses

Drilling the narn day and night

Ears down to the Toes will be sucked dry

The dunya wifey might aswell bop on her J's, she can't compete with that

The dunya wife in heaven will be even prettier than the hoor al ayn.

Hoor al ayn, aint got nothing on us. Its not even a competition.

 

[fox]

Just the thought of gangbanging hoor al ayns makes me hard

The dunya wife in heaven will be even prettier than the hoor al ayn.

Hoor al ayn, aint got nothing on us. Its not even a competition.

Just accept it love ... if you get into heaven with your husband you won't be getting any action.

 

[simulacrum]

Do gaals get 72 Xural-Cayns too

Asking for a friend.

 

[Tukraq]

Do gaals get 72 Xural-Cayns too

Asking for a friend.

No

 

[AussieHustler]

No

@Tukraq

The 72 virgins were invented by Salafis and that is why terrorist leaders (who never kill themselves) promise young impressionable and mostly illiterate suicide bombers that they will get the 72 virgins in heaven when they kill themselves and scores of innocent people. Don't encourage @Geeljire sanbuur who has never prayed and nor fasted in his entire life to seek a short-cut to these fake 72 virgins.

@Geeljire sanbuur

Waryaa, the 72 virgins is a myth and not in the Koran. Stick to the basics, fast, pray and do good deeds for humanity.

 

[Tukraq]

@Tukraq

The 72 virgins were invented by Salafis and that is why terrorist leaders (who never kill themselves) promise young impressionable and mostly illiterate suicide bombers that they will get the 72 virgins in heaven when they kill themselves and scores of innocent people. Don't encourage @Geeljire sanbuur who has never prayed and nor fasted in his entire life to seek a short-cut to these fake 72 virgins.

@Geeljire sanbuur

Waryaa, the 72 virgins is a myth and not in the Koran. Stick to the basics, fast, pray and do good deeds for humanity.

I'm pretty sure hur alayan is in the Quran lol, get your facts correct

 

[AussieHustler]

I'm pretty sure hur alayan is in the Quran lol, get your facts correct

@Tukraq

I questioned the numbers aka 72. Doqon