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  1. GuyFromMadina

    Fitness Advice

    Softt.. You're probably the type to associate any type of stress or anxiety to food .. so that it calms you down. A cigarette smoker is the same.. your cigarette would be food. Smoke up still..
  2. GuyFromMadina

    This is happening in 2018...

    Bro, how was this a shock to you though.. aren't you a somali? You never had guests over at your house and they ate on the floor and got a faradhaq? LOL or do your ends give out the white plate with the butter knife and fork on one side and the spoon on the other? Qofkan Wuxuu u baahan yahay...
  3. GuyFromMadina

    Two Somalis fight like they were in WWE loooooooool one loses his Macwiis

    yooooo that one slap dropped the guy LOL The video was well edited.. they should've censored the mans third leg.. but the wwe commentary was perfect still.
  4. GuyFromMadina

    Pray for the Vikings

    Nah, no prayers for Arsenal.. yall are cursed for the being. Bye bye top names; sanchez, ozil, walcott.. whos left? Arsenal still got a banging team though.. in Lacazette we trust. [Not an Arsenal fan; dont get it twisted.. all about the blues
  5. GuyFromMadina

    Pray for me i will try this recipe today

    Make sure you dont forget your glasses.. keep it 100. Good luck.
  6. GuyFromMadina

    I think my manager wants to sleep w/ me

    Nah fam, you weak ass .. dont listen to this pasta making italian (probably the only dish he can make without fucking up LOOL).. you're a man and not a nigga; right? f*ck her brains out and advance in the ladder of corporate. Simple. /ThankMeLater.
  7. GuyFromMadina

    Pray for the Vikings

    Typical sports fan.. yall defending teams that dont even know off your existence.LOL But I'll side with the Vikings on this.. Carson Wentz done for the year (sorry Eagles)
  8. GuyFromMadina

    Toronto student LIED about her hijab being cut by a man

    Man, Im beyond shocked she lied.. and to make it worse; the family allowed for her to be interviewed and be put all over public news networks. Now to talk about the "incident" that took place (Which never occured), The "alleged" man with scissors who cut her hijab and started smiling sounded...
  9. GuyFromMadina

    How can you even explain this?

    WORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLD STAR.
  10. GuyFromMadina

    If your Fiancée (FEMALE) got on her knee and proposed..

    Soo... about this ring; you do realize married mans/women wear rings too right? You're most likely not married yourself (Im not either dont get me wrong) BUT I've seen bare weddings and proposals and YES a ring is ALWAYS involved.. usually the man picks out a ring and blam gives it to his ting...
  11. GuyFromMadina

    White Women selling Beverages in Nigeria Streets.

    Or bullied throughout school.. they better start taking some MMA classes before year one. Lmao
  12. GuyFromMadina

    Best Toronto Somali Rappers Right NOW

    Sizzlac is dead.. Im goin with PUFFY still.. that flow mod.
  13. GuyFromMadina

    If your Fiancée (FEMALE) got on her knee and proposed..

    Lol, its not the act of being on a KNEE thats really point.. its the ACT of proposing.. that I want to emphasize. Let me change it up JUST for you; IF your fiancee came to you and said I want your hand in marriage.. what would you do? forget all the details.. just look at the act. This nigga out...
  14. GuyFromMadina

    If your Fiancée (FEMALE) got on her knee and proposed..

    No you're just special.. Dyscopic if anything (I believe you know some degree of English; but where you lack is the skill of reading and writing) Stop trying to be fancy with words "statement of fact" kulaha.. let me fix that sentence for you "I'm illiterate? That's not an accusation. That's a...
  15. GuyFromMadina

    If your Fiancée (FEMALE) got on her knee and proposed..

    ^ say no more G.. too bad I aint with the church (you could've used a better analogy..) But A+ for effort.
  16. GuyFromMadina

    If your Fiancée (FEMALE) got on her knee and proposed..

    Stay in school(or go back).. I cant help you; I cant fix illiterate.
  17. GuyFromMadina

    Aziz Ansari accused of sexual assault, possibly RAPE!!

    Which means she gave consent.. no one put a gun to her head. Let that man be.. he a funny guy (lowkey his show Master of None on netflix was a BANNNNNNGER)
  18. GuyFromMadina

    If your Fiancée (FEMALE) got on her knee and proposed..

    LOL, no one said anything about a wedding(yet).. before you can even get to the wedding you gotta accept the proposal.. so where you at? Team I accept the proposal OR team Nah, fly that..
  19. GuyFromMadina

    If your Fiancée (FEMALE) got on her knee and proposed..

    Ever since that romantic thread HERE and seeing the many different views and opinions of others, it got me thinking about another question and real-life scenario.. NOW being a somali the chance of this shit happening are SLIM to NONE (LOL) But the off chance you mandem decide to go wife an non...
  20. GuyFromMadina

    Official Barclays Premier League Thread

    Arsenal got smoked and Sanchez is out the door.. Someone tell Wenger its 2018, dont think hes up to date yet.
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