Your future Husband/wife

[Coulombs law]

Can't be a sixers fan, a bruins fan, a Knicks fan, a nets fan, or a red Sox or Yankees fan

I don't wanna have my kids pick a side on a such a topic.

Screw the bruins, lets go OILERS

 

[Mohamud]

I forgot the Canadiens

 

[Coulombs law]

I forgot the Canadiens

Cant believe there is a fellow somali hockey fan, thought i was the only somali that enjoys hockey

 

[XawoTako]

Someone who is a practising muslim, no balwad.he also have be to educated with degree. Must be somali I don't care about qabil. I'm gonna be honest I prefer same height or taller.

 

[Mohamud]

Cant believe there is a fellow somali hockey fan, thought i was the only somali that enjoys hockey

Montreal ha burburto

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

Respectful
Independent
Charismatic
Hot

 

[Coulombs law]

Montreal ha burburto

Inshallah

 

[Amira]

Educated
Has a career
Good looking
Loyal
Either African American, mixed, or Jamaican
Light brown skin-dark skin
Tall
Dominant
Top

 

[XamarCade]

As long as shes obedient and knows when to stfu, she can have the world

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

A pious God fearing qumayo.

 

[Garaad Darawiish]

Educated
Has a career
Good looking
Loyal
Either African American, mixed, or Jamaican
Light brown skin-dark skin
Tall
Dominant
Top

Educated
Has a career
Good looking
Loyal
Either African American, mixed, or Jamaican
Light brown skin-dark skin
Tall
Dominant
Top

Good luck finding an educated injirleey Madow flat nosed hiv ridden langaab michael blackson looking . U should look for someone like me; laandheer, tall lean muscle light skin well educated studying legal studies in uuni. But hey its all up to u at the end of the day.

 

[OmarLittle]

Here are some criteria.

• Can't be too fat or too slim. Fit and not fragile.
• Preferably a doctor.
• Has to know how to make Somali food.
• Her skin tone must be close to mine.
• Not an hour glass figure, but at least good on the eyes.
• Talkative, but not annoying.
• A first-timer, with good looks down there. ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
• Must not want kids.
• Must not have attitude.
• Honest and humble person.
• Must share a lot of the same interests.
• Must have aligned political views.
• No annoying medical conditions. (nut allergies ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), asthma etc...)
• No mental illnesses/conditions.
• Must workout sometimes at least. I don't want a sponge. She better be a milf in her old age.
• No accents that aren't standard American or Canadian. (Ebonics, Redneck and all that shit in the East Coast don't count)
• Can't be taller than me. Preferably slightly shorter than me.
• Long hair. Preferably a little smaller than waist length. If she gets a pixie cut, we will divorce.
• Has to have good taste in music.
• Nerdy
• Adventurous and also loves nature. I'd like to go on hikes in the middle of nowhere.
• Can't be a dead sleeper. I don't a woman who sleeps more than 10 hours.
• Must be within a tiny age range.
• No religious affiliation.
• Has to be modest though. I like women who wear at least knee height dresses.
• f*ck high heels. They are abomination.
• Humorous

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That's it for now. Might edit if I think of something else. This list is already too long. In conclusion, I might as well turn gay.

Wow there

What a fucking list

 

[XamarCade]

Good luck finding an educated injirleey Madow flat nosed hiv ridden langaab michael blackson looking . U should look for someone like me; laandheer, tall lean muscle light skin well educated studying legal studies in uuni. But hey its all up to u at the end of the day.

U know hes gay right

 

[Garaad Darawiish]

U know hes gay right

I thought she was a girl ilaahi Haana badbaadiyo amiin

 

[OmarLittle]

Good luck finding an educated injirleey Madow flat nosed hiv ridden langaab michael blackson looking . U should look for someone like me; laandheer, tall lean muscle light skin well educated studying legal studies in uuni. But hey its all up to u at the end of the day.

Nigga is gay

How did you miss Top

 

[Mercury]

Kind,caring and loves children

 

[Garaad Darawiish]

Nigga is gay

How did you miss Top

WALLE THESE SOMALI kids need dhaqan Celia ASAP. ONE SAYING THEIR Atheist another claiming to be Christian and a few khaniis here and there.

 

[Arman]

Wow there

What a fucking list

Gotta have the perfect one.

 

[OmarLittle]

WALLE THESE SOMALI kids need dhaqan Celia ASAP. ONE SAYING THEIR Atheist another claiming to be Christian and a few khan is here and there.

Calm down buddy, I doubt "dhaqan celis" is going to change an Atheist or Gay person's sexuality

Were you one of the poor humans who got to Europe via boat? You never heard any of this?

 

[VixR]

I doubt marriage is worth it. Plus I wanna live alone, in a small cottage near the sea, but not too far away from a metropolis where I can work as physician, hopefully. If I were to live with someone, there'd have to be no-go areas that are only mine pr a separate residence.