Your future Husband/wife

[Reign]

What's your preference on your future husband/wife? Or rather what type of man/woman do you want to marry in the future.

I will marry an educated rich man from any background as long as he's attractive and not white, Arab ,Asian or Somali. preferably with dark skin or tanned.

 

[Yahya Liban-Lewis]

What's your preference on your future husband/wife? Or rather what type of man/woman do you want to marry in the future.

I will marry an educated rich man from any background as long as he's attractive and not white, Arab ,Asian or Somali. preferably with dark skin or tanned.

I don't know abayo macaan like malawax but as long as she makes baris iyo suqaar, we all good.

 

[TheMadMullah]

I will marry an educated rich man.

Golddigger

 

[Coulombs law]

Golddigger

Can't hate on someone for wanting to have a secure future, she even said she would consider a dhuxul guy so it means you got a chance

 

[DuctTape]

I don't know abayo macaan like malawax but as long as she makes baris iyo suqaar, we all good.

She must enjoy the 'Sabaayad Wrap'

 

[OmarLittle]

She better be/have

• Big Ass
• Small Waist
• Short 5'5
• Better have my canjeero ready with black tea on the side and shaax with milk ready every morning
• Dinner better be ready by 7pm, every night
• She must provide daily massages
• Also, her IQ has to be no less than 71, but not greater than 73, because my mine is 76.

 

[DuctTape]

She better be/have

• Big Ass
• Small Waist
• Short 5'5
• Better have my canjeero ready with black tea on the side and shaax with milk ready every morning
• Dinner better be ready by 7pm, every night
• She must provide daily massages
• Also, her IQ has to be no less than 71, but not greater than 73, because my mine is 76.

So you want a short thick masseuse subservient dumbass wife
IQ of 71 minimum kulaha
That's closer to retarded than the global average, there's no way your IQ is actually that low

 

[bluebird]

glistening complexion and great bone structure like bashir dhaanto. (just his smooth metallic skin and cheekbones). authentic and not a insincere. has actual interests in life. not tall, but not short. not skinny, but not fat. does blue collar work.

 

[Coulombs law]

glistening complexion and great bone structure like bashir dhaanto. (just his smooth metallic skin and cheekbones). authentic and not a insincere. has actual interests in life. not tall, but not short. not skinny, but not fat. does blue collar work.

Are you actually a somali female?? First time i ever heard a somali female saying she does not want a tall guy....

 

[DuctTape]

My requirements (these are very strict):

• Not mentally ill
• More or less physically healthy
• Must be female

Yes I know these are difficult requirements but I want only the best.

 

[arawelo 2.0]

alive

 

[ሕጊ።።]

OO Xtian

 

[bluebird]

Are you actually a somali female?? First time i ever heard a somali female saying she does not want a tall guy....

It's not strange at all nothing wrong with average.

 

[McLovin]

Like my ex:

Croatian
Jet black hair
Slightly nerdy
Short
Great taste in music

 

[Tramo]

She better be/have

• Big Ass
• Small Waist
• Short 5'5
• Better have my canjeero ready with black tea on the side and shaax with milk ready every morning
• Dinner better be ready by 7pm, every night
• She must provide daily massages
• Also, her IQ has to be no less than 71, but not greater than 73, because my mine is 76.

so basically a filipina maid

 

[Mohamud]

Can't be a sixers fan, a bruins fan, a Knicks fan, a nets fan, or a red Sox or Yankees fan

I don't wanna have my kids pick a side on a such a topic.

 

[OmarLittle]

so basically a filipina maid

Fucked up, but if it works for the white man, why can't it work for me. I now have to go overseas though.

 

[ItsHanna]

1. Kind hearted
2. Good sense of humour
3. Laid back
4. Loyal
5. Stable
6. Loves his mother
7. Atheist

 

[OmarLittle]

So you want a short thick masseuse subservient dumbass wife
IQ of 71 minimum kulaha
That's closer to retarded than the global average, there's no way your IQ is actually that low

That's why I cut it off at 71, 70 is dangerous

 

[Arman]

Here are some criteria.

• Can't be too fat or too slim. Fit and not fragile.
• Preferably a doctor.
• Has to know how to make Somali food.
• Her skin tone must be close to mine.
• Not an hour glass figure, but at least good on the eyes.
• Talkative, but not annoying.
• A first-timer, with good looks down there. ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
• Must not want kids.
• Must not have attitude.
• Honest and humble person.
• Must share a lot of the same interests.
• Must have aligned political views.
• No annoying medical conditions. (nut allergies ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), asthma etc...)
• No mental illnesses/conditions.
• Must workout sometimes at least. I don't want a sponge. She better be a milf in her old age.
• No accents that aren't standard American or Canadian. (Ebonics, Redneck and all that shit in the East Coast don't count)
• Can't be taller than me. Preferably slightly shorter than me.
• Long hair. Preferably a little smaller than waist length. If she gets a pixie cut, we will divorce.
• Has to have good taste in music.
• Nerdy
• Adventurous and also loves nature. I'd like to go on hikes in the middle of nowhere.
• Can't be a dead sleeper. I don't a woman who sleeps more than 10 hours.
• Must be within a tiny age range.
• No religious affiliation.
• Has to be modest though. I like women who wear at least knee height dresses.
• f*ck high heels. They are abomination.
• Humorous

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That's it for now. Might edit if I think of something else. This list is already too long. In conclusion, I might as well turn gay.