The Yugoslavian Method For Somalia

[Abaq]

this is trash, Somalia will not be balkanised. Somalia is not Yugoslavia. We are not seven different ethnic groups. We fought against Siad Barre's dictatorship not to to break up Somalia. Today our common enemy is Shabab.

And in the next breath you will say unukaa leh

 

[Abaq]

If we go balkanization route There are only two options.

Option 1.
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Option 2.
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Reer balkanization which one do you prefer?

Rejected. The eastern bank of the river is our buffer zone against HAG. Plus, the border would be too close to Kismaayo. Btw, we are also taking Bakool Sare.

 

[Macawisley]

The Zoo is not getting balkanised lol not even UN will allow that

 

[Rationale]

Rejected. The eastern bank of the river is our buffer zone against HAG. Plus, the border would be too close to Kismaayo. Btw, we are also taking Bakool Sare.

See this kind of mentality is why Somalia will be a shithome as long as retards are given a voice.

 

[Rationale]

And in the next breath you will say unukaa leh

@hamar_oo_iidil is obviously a sheegato lol.

 

[Abaq]

See this kind of mentality is why Somalia will be a shithome as long as retards are given a voice.

Let us go our separate ways. It's obvious we can't stand each other

 

[Qofwalan]

bullshit idea

 

[Rationale]

Let us go our separate ways. It's obvious we can't stand each other

It's you who wants to go separate way, we'll think about letting you go if you offer us a deal that we might like.

 

[Ozark]

Poor beggars who depend on US food aid to not starve to death want to make more beggar nations because they can't get along. You can't make this up if you tried.

 

[Deleted L]

Great idea. Let’s create 4 or 5 different shitholes that are going to be fighting each other along sub-clan lines, then those sub-clans are going to balkanize and create their own Tuulo-States until those sub-sub clans within those Tuulo-States grow enough numbers and they’re going to be fighting each other until they balkanize and become different neighbourhood-countries.

 

[Blackpool]

Great idea. Let’s create 4 or 5 different shitholes that are going to be fighting each other along sub-clan lines, then those sub-clans are going to balkanize and create their own Tuulo-States until those sub-sub clans within those Tuulo-States grow enough numbers and they’re going to be fighting each other until they balkanize and become different neighbourhood-countries.

Exactly! Even in clans there are wars, and it even goes to sub clans and sub sub clans especially for clans which have sub clan regions

I'd say we first show the people tribalism is wrong and make a secret police to deal with this and have a heavy punishment for those who part take part in it and remove tribal borders and make clan lineages recorded and a thing of the past similar to how the arabs use it.

We don't need to divide our people further, our ancient ancestors didn't have clan and lead a powerful empire known around the world with a good leadership

We need shariah to fix up our people
With sharaiah and an education in it the people already know that it is required of them to follow this as it is islamic law and most Somalis are laymen so they probably don't even know this

 

[Aurelian]

This kind of post that force me to reconsider my dream job of becoming a hitman