The Yugoslavian Method For Somalia

[DhexDhexaad]

The Yugoslavian method for Somalia or the Balkanization of Somalia.

The former Yugoslavia is today made up of in total of 6-7 parts, these parts consist of several small countries which are all ruled by the majority ethnic groups.

Serbia is a majority ethnic Serb country, and it’s ruled by Serbs.

Croatia is majority Croats in demographic and it’s ruled by Croats.

The same with the other 6-7 countries.


I have made up a map for a balkanized Somalia which consists of 4 small countries, and is ruled by the majority clan, ethnic group or whatever you want to call it. Don’t take the borders in certain region’s too seriously. This is just a hypothetical map.



#1 Is Somaliland, and the power-sharing is between beesha dhexe, just like now.

#2 Is Puntland and the same goes with power-sharing, just like now, ruled by beesha dhexe.

#3 Will be South-Central Somalia and it will be ruled by beesha Xamar.

#4 Is the current Jubbaland, and it will be ruled by the current beel. “beesha Axmed Madoobe”


Nothing is wrong in having people who speak the same language, yet rule different countries. Just look at Somalia’s neighbours across the sea, the Arabian Peninsula. They all speak Arabic and sometimes even hail from the same tribes, yet they rule several different countries, mostly living side by side in peace.

 

[hamar_oo_iidil]

this is trash, Somalia will not be balkanised. Somalia is not Yugoslavia. We are not seven different ethnic groups. We fought against Siad Barre's dictatorship not to to break up Somalia. Today our common enemy is Shabab.

 

[DhexDhexaad]

this is trash, Somalia will not be balkanised. Somalia is not Yugoslavia. We are not seven different ethnic groups. We fought against Siad Barre's dictatorship not to to break up Somalia. Today our common enemy is Shabab.

The country is unfortunately severely divided, every "reer" is not fighting Al-Shishkabob, some are even aiding them unfortunately. Let's make several small countries with a dominating clan that is responsible for the military,security etc, just like in S-Land and P-Land. That's my 2 cents. Let the majority clans dominate their respective regions.

 

[DhexDhexaad]

Xal deg deg oo lagu kala badbaado hala helo, ileen sida ay maanta hawsha u socota xal ma aha.

 

[Thebluesomali]

If all that land is gonna be governed by Hawiye then Rahanweyn iyo Bantu are going to rise up against their rulers

 

[DhexDhexaad]

If all that land is gonna be governed by Hawiye then Rahanweyn iyo Bantu are going to rise up against their rulers

I'm neutral as my name says. It doesn't matter if there is a 5th small country created or Bay & Bakool joins Jubbaland. We just have 2 find a solution 2 this big ol' mess.

I'm just sick & tired of the:

Aan wada tashano - wada tashan mayno

Aan kala tashano - kala tashan mayno

Aan kuu taliyo - ii talin maysid

Adigu ii tali walaal - kuu talin maayo

Haddaba aan kala tagno - Kala tagi maynee

 

[World]

The Yugoslavian method for Somalia or the Balkanization of Somalia.

The former Yugoslavia is today made up of in total of 6-7 parts, these parts consist of several small countries which are all ruled by the majority ethnic groups.

Serbia is a majority ethnic Serb country, and it’s ruled by Serbs.

Croatia is majority Croats in demographic and it’s ruled by Croats.

The same with the other 6-7 countries.


I have made up a map for a balkanized Somalia which consists of 4 small countries, and is ruled by the majority clan, ethnic group or whatever you want to call it. Don’t take the borders in certain region’s too seriously. This is just a hypothetical map.



#1 Is Somaliland, and the power-sharing is between beesha dhexe, just like now.

#2 Is Puntland and the same goes with power-sharing, just like now, ruled by beesha dhexe.

#3 Will be South-Central Somalia and it will be ruled by beesha Xamar.

#4 Is the current Jubbaland, and it will be ruled by the current beel. “beesha Axmed Madoobe”


Nothing is wrong in having people who speak the same language, yet rule different countries. Just look at Somalia’s neighbours across the sea, the Arabian Peninsula. They all speak Arabic and sometimes even hail from the same tribes, yet they rule several different countries, mostly living side by side in peace.

Go f*ck your self

 

[DhexDhexaad]

Go f*ck your self

Please come up with a better argument than insults. It makes you look non-intelligent.

 

[SomaliSteel]

Yugoslavia devolved in to genocide and rape. No thanks

 

[GuanYu]

Civil War Part 4​

My Idea, Whoever wants to Balkanize, Go to Antarctica and balkanize some penguins

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[DhexDhexaad]

Yugoslavia devolved in to genocide and rape. No thanks

I can argue that there was a genocide that took place in Somaliland in the late 80's commited by the late dictator and that they deserve a seperate state then.

 

[bidenkulaha]

The Yugoslavian method for Somalia or the Balkanization of Somalia.

The former Yugoslavia is today made up of in total of 6-7 parts, these parts consist of several small countries which are all ruled by the majority ethnic groups.

Serbia is a majority ethnic Serb country, and it’s ruled by Serbs.

Croatia is majority Croats in demographic and it’s ruled by Croats.

The same with the other 6-7 countries.


I have made up a map for a balkanized Somalia which consists of 4 small countries, and is ruled by the majority clan, ethnic group or whatever you want to call it. Don’t take the borders in certain region’s too seriously. This is just a hypothetical map.



#1 Is Somaliland, and the power-sharing is between beesha dhexe, just like now.

#2 Is Puntland and the same goes with power-sharing, just like now, ruled by beesha dhexe.

#3 Will be South-Central Somalia and it will be ruled by beesha Xamar.

#4 Is the current Jubbaland, and it will be ruled by the current beel. “beesha Axmed Madoobe”


Nothing is wrong in having people who speak the same language, yet rule different countries. Just look at Somalia’s neighbours across the sea, the Arabian Peninsula. They all speak Arabic and sometimes even hail from the same tribes, yet they rule several different countries, mostly living side by side in peace.

Balkanise these states further. Only a matter of time before they start fighting.

 

[GuanYu]

Balkanise these states further. Only a matter of time before they start fighting.

Balkanizing until the point it's a Town state

 

[World]

I can argue that there was a genocide that took place in Somaliland in the late 80's commited by the late dictator and that they deserve a seperate state then.

I knew you were a dirty idoor

 

[Nilotic]

Imagine wanting to Balkanize the most homogeneous Nation in Sub-Saharan Africa

 

[DhexDhexaad]

It's for the greater good, trust me. These regions are very politically different. Let those who want to move on just do that.

Imagine wanting to Balkanize the most homogeneous Nation in Sub-Saharan Africa

 

[GuanYu]

Happy? what's next? City States?!?! one country in every district of the city?

This is more like it, book your Tickets soon, summer season is going to begin there!!!

 

[bidenkulaha]

Balkanizing until the point it's a Town state

Why not start balkanising the towns. They already have qabiil wars within them

 

[Thebluesomali]

Here is my proposal. If you really want to end the constant fighting, then I have a compromise. Get rid of federalism, shrink to gobol level with only one president. To keep it constant the president will always be MJ and every qabil must recognize MJ as their leaders. That way there is a clear hierarchy and very little fighting Do this and trust me... we will become rich

 

[GuanYu]

Why not start balkanising the towns. They already have qabiil wars within them

Shiiiit, Why not Every Neighbourhood then?

GROVE STREET!