Warsame Ali
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You know you are Somali when you think Somali music is halal but R&B haram.
My dad was woke he went for 02/02 kkkk
"5.You know you are Somali when your family talks about marrying you off to your distance cousin before you even start crawling."Lets us re-update this classic "You know you are Somali ", I remember back then when it was funny,entertaining and quite informational about Somali culture in a comic way and also to know how Somali you are still.
I used to think my family were very weird eating banana with everything.
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Sspot kings and queens, Please contribute and no Somali demeaning once please.
1. You know you are Somali when you have cousins in all the major continents.
2.You know you are Somali when you believe no one is superior than you.
3.You know you are Somali when you go to a Somali shop and walk out with groceries on a loan.
4.You know you are Somali when your parents only kiss and hug you only when a family member dies.
5.You know you are Somali when your family talks about marrying you off to your distance cousin before you even start crawling.
6.You know you are Somali when your parents play good cop bad cop and fight over who will whoop your ass.
You know you are somali when your parents try acting like cadaans by reading you a bedtime story. But the only story they know besides Cumar Beenaale, is Dhegdheer. So you end up not sleeping at night out of fear of being eaten..
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Fixed it5.You know you are Pakistani when your family talks about marrying you off to your distance cousin before you even start crawling.
We have some books, yes.mashallah
You guys have somali folklore books easily available in Mn?
People try to roast me for the banana but I keep it going sxb, respect for keeping the moos.You know when your Somali when you are eating in. A public establishment and don't even realize you put banana in your rice.
Wallahi a few times my friends looked at me like a extra terrestrial alien a few times when I did this
Can’t relate. My mother is a part time student and has been working ever since she arrived to this country.You know you're Somali when your mom has a new identity in every continent to get money from their government.
So has mine.. Don't be beg lmao i'm joking.Can’t relate. My mother is a part time student and has been working ever since she arrived to this country.
I don’t like that stereotype, sorry.So has mine.. Don't be beg lmao i'm joking.
Are you trying to say my mother is not hardworking? My mother would never do that and has been working hard ever since she came to this country, and has had a full-time job for more than a decade here and learned other languages from different countries before she came.. Either way, all mothers are hardworking regardless of their occupation.I don’t like that stereotype, sorry.
It’s not fair on those of us with hard working hooyos..
I never said that.. I apologize if thats what you heard.Are you trying to say my mother is not hardworking? My mother would never do that and has been working hard ever since she came to this country, and has had a full-time job for more than a decade here and learned other languages from different countries before she came.. Either way, all mothers are hardworking regardless of their occupation.