Sagaal nin oo walaalo ah sideennaasMy Somali reading skills suck. Write something down in Somali, and I'll reply back with what I think you wrote. I'm warning you, it's going to be bad.
Nine men who are brothers (something)Sagaal nin oo walaalo ah sideennaas
Eight are the same (something)Siddeed isku bah tahay sidiinnaas
The man is (something something)Ninkuna bah gaar yahay sidaydaas
Eight men SIRI (something)Siddeeduna ninkii siri sidiinnaas
The man (something something something)Ninkuna sirtii garan sidaydaas
?????????Haddaynu isa siri sideennaba
Should we go somewhere?Mayska kala tagnaa sideedaba.
Loooool I copy pasted from a random Somali news articleTo me it seems like there are two types of spoken and written Somali. I can understand my parents and family members perfectly fine when they speak in Somali, but if I go to a Somali YouTube channel and listen to the newscasters, I have no idea what they are saying. Same with what you wrote vs what @henni and @IslamIsTheAnswer wrote.