Write something in Somali, I'll try my best to repeat what you wrote in english.

[Basra]

Who will give me that ass

Is this right? HAHA

Who will give me a light skin a$$?

 

[Aaegal]

Warya why you getting between me and @Aaegal the man can fight his own battles

@Baki <3 at least someone is on my side here.

 

[government]

@government
You've been hit on sxb

I'm out

 

[Aaegal]

@Aaegal

Here we go.

Tee baan guursadaa? @A_A mise bisaddeeda?

Something something MARRY @A_A to her cat?

 

[AussieHustler]

Not bad. You’ve better grasp of some of the Somali vocub better than some others here. Won’t mention names.

Which one should I marry? @A_A or her cat?

 

[Baki]

Warya why you getting between me and @Aaegal the man can fight his own battles

 

[A_A]

It’s
“Who should I marry A_A or her cat?”

 

[Degmada waaberi]

My Somali reading skills suck. Write something down in Somali, and I'll reply back with what I think you wrote. I'm warning you, it's going to be bad.

Sagaal nin oo walaalo ah sideennaas

Siddeed isku bah tahay sidiinnaas

Ninkuna bah gaar yahay sidaydaas

Siddeeduna ninkii siri sidiinnaas

Ninkuna sirtii garan sidaydaas

Haddaynu isa siri sideennaba

Mayska kala tagnaa sideedaba.

 

[GBTarmy]

caadanka iska ilaali

 

[AussieHustler]

Guys

Don’t give him paragraphs or complex words. Let’s start with simple sentences.

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

Nin xasiid baa jecladaay, markaasto wuu igu qeyliya. Markaasto wuu igu xanaqa, waa inaa sasaabo!

 

[NotMyL]

maa anaa walaan miisa cadan baa laga adaama

 

[Basra]

Nin xasiid baa jecladaay, markaasto wuu igu qeyliya. Markaasto wuu igu xanaqa, waa inaa sasaabo!

Reiko dont u mean Markaasto xuu gugu Aaassaa?

 

[AussieHustler]

maa anaa walaan miisa cadan baa laga adaama

@TheShinning

Is that the Gedo version of the maahmaah?

I’ve only heard;

Ma anaa waalan, mise Cadan ayaa laga heesayaa?

 

[Degmada waaberi]

My Somali reading skills suck. Write something down in Somali, and I'll reply back with what I think you wrote. I'm warning you, it's going to be bad.

Caanaan caboo biyo kama daban kaban karo.

 

[Arma]

Waanku fuulaa...........I'm going to climb you...

Kinky Somali talk.

 

[Aaegal]

Sagaal nin oo walaalo ah sideennaas

Nine men who are brothers (something)

Siddeed isku bah tahay sidiinnaas

Eight are the same (something)

Ninkuna bah gaar yahay sidaydaas

The man is (something something)

Siddeeduna ninkii siri sidiinnaas

Eight men SIRI (something)

Ninkuna sirtii garan sidaydaas

The man (something something something)

Haddaynu isa siri sideennaba

?????????

Mayska kala tagnaa sideedaba.

Should we go somewhere?

Something about multiple brothers doing and going somewhere?

 

[Aaegal]

caadanka iska ilaali

Protect yourself/be wary of the white people.

 

[NotMyL]

@TheShinning

Is that the Gedo version of the maahmaah?

I’ve only heard;

Ma anaa waalan, mise Cadan ayaa laga heesayaa?

Lol I think I heard it both ways, is it like a Marehan saying? I have only heard it used by my father’s side.

 

[Ramen]

To me it seems like there are two types of spoken and written Somali. I can understand my parents and family members perfectly fine when they speak in Somali, but if I go to a Somali YouTube channel and listen to the newscasters, I have no idea what they are saying. Same with what you wrote vs what @henni and @IslamIsTheAnswer wrote.

Loooool I copy pasted from a random Somali news article