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Were everybody bullied when first here:jaynerd:

Guess I was so feared so nobody had the balls to mess with me:sass1:
You lurked sxhb so it doesn't count dont worry you will be bullied sooner or later just pray you get to 1,000 message and ratings since your still fresh meat right now:siilaanyosmile::dabcasar:
 

Gibiin-Udug

Crowned Queen of Puntland. Supporter of PuntExit
@AussieHustler was a general in Siad Barre era, he was sent to Russia as a spy and he ran to Australia to seek asylum from marexaan people who were working for Barre. There he started a new life. Erased qabiil from his life along with religion sadly. He spends his days walking on the beach, drinking fruity alcoholic drinks while entertaining his retired, Australian friends to a BBQ in his beach house. He once tried marrying a 20 something Somali girl friend Perth but she was creeped out by his life style and couldn't handle it. Whenever he needs an oil change, he calls up good ole Betty who use to be a prostitute in the 1970s.
 
@Noble-Cushite

Sxb, I would love to roast this Yeeyi dude, but please Noble, take the honour to fry him while I roast the Somali women haters here.
Sxhb its coming for him I'll wait and lurk and attack him when he has guard down, miskeen will feel the trauma I felt from first joining here. Its okay @Yeeyi I promise to leave you for today watch out until 1000 message and rating your still fresh and raw for the roast session somalispot will have on you.
 

Abdalla

Medical specialist in diagnosing Majeerteentitis
Prof.Dr.Eng.
VIP
^An absolute nobody. Nobody greets him when he enters or leaves a room full of people. Everyone assumes the next person invited him. Hes the first to initiate a chat, last to reply to a chat. Always left on read. The type to make a joke when everyone is done laughing. The people that will attend his janaza are most likely the people that missed the regular prayers, the late comers.
 

A_A

Islamic Fanfiction Writer
I want @4head here for questioning. Claims to be French, yet is he really?? He seems to know American slang and references. :farmajoyaab:
 

Timo Jareer and proud

2nd Emir of the Akh Right Movement
^An absolute nobody. Nobody greets him when he enters or leaves a room full of people. Everyone assumes the next person invited him. Hes the first to initiate a chat, last to reply to a chat. Always left on read. The type to make a joke when everyone is done laughing. The people that will attend his janaza are most likely the people that missed the regular prayers, the late comers.
^ Is a Majeerteen supremacist who reps his desert Majeerteenland known as Puntland. A autonomous region of Somalia named after a kingdom that was not even located in Puntland.

As any Majeerteen supremacist, Mr. Abdallah claims the land of Eastern Sanaag and Sool as "Harti lands' and claims control of it. Even through it is part of Isaaqland I mean Somaliland.

Most scurmishes between Majeerteenland and Isaaqland ended up with Iaaaq victory over the Arab Sufi decedent's.

In reality, Eastern Sanaag and Sool is part of Isaaqland and nothing can ever change that.:siilaanyosmile:
 

A_A

Islamic Fanfiction Writer
^An absolute nobody. Nobody greets him when he enters or leaves a room full of people. Everyone assumes the next person invited him. Hes the first to initiate a chat, last to reply to a chat. Always left on read. The type to make a joke when everyone is done laughing. The people that will attend his janaza are most likely the people that missed the regular prayers, the late comers.
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Abdalla

Medical specialist in diagnosing Majeerteentitis
Prof.Dr.Eng.
VIP
^ Is a Majeerteen supremacist who reps his desert Majeerteenland known as Puntland. A autonomous region of Somalia named after a kingdom that was not even located in Puntland.

As any Majeerteen supremacist, Mr. Abdallah claims the land of Eastern Sanaag and Sool as "Harti lands' and claims control of it. Even through it is part of Isaaqland I mean Somaliland.

Most scurmishes between Majeerteenland and Isaaqland ended up with Iaaaq victory over the Arab Sufi decedent's.

In reality, Eastern Sanaag and Sool is part of Isaaqland and nothing can ever change that.:siilaanyosmile:

Come to the clan section now, abaha ku was
 
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