Highlands is shit. It's looks like shit and always has been shit. If I had 1000 nuclear bombs I would be nuking the highlands out of existence. They are stealing the rain away from Somalia. Somalia fucking turned into a desert because of the highlands.
Why somalia would be better if it was annexed by Ethiopia
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Espaa_
Ku sali nabiga {scw}
I feel like new zealand would be similar to the far western side of canada (the mountain areas). The views there are astonishing
I feel like the scottish highlands would resemble the nordic fjords
Espaa_
Ku sali nabiga {scw}
the south is green even with the rain theft. So is galbeed. Somalia as a whole isnt desert. I would even say we arent semi arid we are mostly green. Only place where i would say its desert is central somalia but even that area isnt fully desert.
In an alternate reality where the rain shadow effect of the ethiopian highlands didnt exist, somalis wouldnt exist and it would greatly alter history
Nilotic
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Why the qashin, @Flightboi?
I fixed it
I'm 99.9% certain Somalis would still exist even if the Ethiopian highlands didn't exist and if Ethiopia was 100% flat. The only difference this would make would be deadlier wars in Ethiopia since wars on flat ground is deadlier than wars in mountains.
Espaa_
Ku sali nabiga {scw}
Your forgetting about the tsetse fly and other tropical diseases that would infest both lands. Even the southern cushites couldnt survive those tropical diseases
The alchemist
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She's tapped in general.I think she made this thread because of @The alchemist refuting her in one of the earlier threads she made.
mr.overeasy
The most eggcelent member
"not holding nationwide conferences on whether music is haram or if a girl’s jeans are too tight"if Ethiopia annexed Somalia tomorrow i actually think somalia would get better overnight and i’m not even trying to be funny
Somalia literally been “independent” since the 60s and still can’t figure out how to have traffic lights or a government that lasts longer than 6 months without beefing itself and before ppl say “but they’re Christian!!!” likeeee okayyy?? you’d rather keep pretending Somalia is some Islamic utopia while half the population is jobless and bribery is just the default setting as if that’s halal
Ethiopians will argue politics for sure but they’re not holding nationwide conferences on whether music is haram or if a girl’s jeans are too tight like be fucking fr and it’s so funny bc Somalis will talk the MOST trash about Ethiopia and then fly to Addis for surgery, visas, school lmfaooo this is all complete bullshit written by chatgpt if you read this don’t reply cuz I’m just tryna to test yall literacy skills and see who actually reads what they respond to like I ain’t even tryna say Ethiopia is better but their baseline for “how to run a country” is just higher. Like if y’all told me i could swap out clan politics, fake nationalism and 50 years of dysfunction for like stable currency and working trains? yeah annex me idgaff
Here we established you are really just jaded about Islam, like many liberal diaspora are.
If you did even the most cursory glance at recent somali history you would know somalia is beholden to foriegn meddling, and dealt with MULTIPLE invasions, such as the 2006 invasion.
If the 2006 invasion didn't happen somalia would probably be a stable country.
If we look at somalia outside of a civil war it is objectively better than ethiopia in peacetime.
Somalia had free education, a low rate of joblessness, strong national unity, and the strongest military in africa right before the ogaden war, after the ethiopians got help from a coalition of nations that is when somalia started to spiral towards civil war.
You are comparing somalia mid-civil war with forign invasions to ethiopia, a nation crumbling under no pressure, and that is just laughable.
Either you are a liberal european worshiper, or a rage baiting troll.
If you are a troll, good job, you got your reactions.
cunug3aad
3rdchild · Aw geelale
If i saw this thread live i probably would have fell for it. Fall too hard for ragebait im happy i was sleeping 
But i will say that i read it and still didnt understand what you wrote as it was a bit hard to read. At some point the responsibility falls onto the author to make a legible piece of text
But i will say that i read it and still didnt understand what you wrote as it was a bit hard to read. At some point the responsibility falls onto the author to make a legible piece of text
dayum the ragebait worked
you are clearly an idiot or baiting, somalia was not always the craphole it is now. read on kacaan.if Ethiopia annexed Somalia tomorrow i actually think somalia would get better overnight and i’m not even trying to be funny
Somalia literally been “independent” since the 60s and still can’t figure out how to have traffic lights or a government that lasts longer than 6 months without beefing itself and before ppl say “but they’re Christian!!!” likeeee okayyy?? you’d rather keep pretending Somalia is some Islamic utopia while half the population is jobless and bribery is just the default setting as if that’s halal
Ethiopians will argue politics for sure but they’re not holding nationwide conferences on whether music is haram or if a girl’s jeans are too tight like be fucking fr and it’s so funny bc Somalis will talk the MOST trash about Ethiopia and then fly to Addis for surgery, visas, school lmfaooo this is all complete bullshit written by chatgpt if you read this don’t reply cuz I’m just tryna to test yall literacy skills and see who actually reads what they respond to like I ain’t even tryna say Ethiopia is better but their baseline for “how to run a country” is just higher. Like if y’all told me i could swap out clan politics, fake nationalism and 50 years of dysfunction for like stable currency and working trains? yeah annex me idgaff
Idilinaa
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Oh I didnt know there was lore behind this
Not lore, just the general vibe on this site. A lot of users here are genuinely unwell and operating off deep-seated grudges they’ve never unpacked.
And yeah, this is all in response to the “Ethiopia is Exposed” thread that @novanova posted. We were openly criticizing Ethiopia’s internal contradictions, and I was the last to reply just yesterday:
Ethiopia is exposed
What you mean they cook their books? Like eating them It's a figure of expression, it's means they use accounting tricks to make it look more profitable. Cook the books is a slang term for using accounting tricks to make a company's financial results look better than they really are...
www.somalispot.com
The person I’m responding to now under "mr.overeasy" is just a continuation of that, clearly made an account just to derail and mock the thread. The desperation is real. Imagine being that jobless.
If we want to get technical, Somalia has never truly experienced a ''civil war'' in the classic sense. What happened and continues to happen is a proxy conflict. The groups labeled as “internal factions” were largely organized, trained, and funded from the outside, particularly by Ethiopia, Israel, and others and often backed with Ethiopian soldiers. Many of these groups were even based outside Somalia. That’s not a civil war, that’s manufactured destabilization.
They have been trying this for a long time initially through direct invasion attempts , which failed and then through proxy warfare once they realized they couldn’t impose control outright.
''Addis Abbaba recognize its limited ability to impose a government on Mogadishu" ''Ethiopian officials believe that they can create enough chaos in Somalia"
Ethiopia's efforts to destabilize Somalia didn't begin with 2006,
That sums up their entire strategy , not to build, not to cooperate, but to keep the region in a perpetual state of gridlock and instability so they can maintain influence.
And honestly, that’s always been Ethiopia’s trajectory, plunging itself and its neighbors into prolonged conflict and preventing any meaningful regional progress. It’s not a new issue, and it’s not limited to Somalia.
Somalia, by contrast, has historically always been marked by trade, regional cooperation, and power sharing.
The proof? Look at the Somali Region (Ogaden) today. The most peaceful and stable period it’s ever had has come only after it was granted real economic freedom, political autonomy, and the ability to govern its own affairs. The minute it was left alone it improved.
The truth is, only since 2018 has the Somali Region seen any sustained development or relative stability. And that’s not thanks to the Ethiopian federal government , which, as shown in the study I linked earlier, has been been going down hill and in turmoil whilst Somali region is the most stabile and peaceful.
Five years on: a region of stability in Ethiopia | Conciliation Resources
Five years ago, on 21 October 2018, the Government of Ethiopia and the Ogaden National Liberation Front (ONLF) signed the Asmara Peace Deal - an historic occasion marking the end of over 30 years of armed conflict in the Somali Regional State of Ethiopia (SRS). But a peace deal isn’t an...www.c-r.org
The real turning point was the peace agreement with ONLF, which allowed the Somali Region more freedom to govern itself, do business, reinvest tax revenue, and move without harassment. It also allowed us to more economic freedom in general.
That autonomy , not occupation , is what finally made progress possible.
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Post-2018, the Somali Region has:
- Inaugurated its first car assembly plant in Jigjiga
- Grown to over 300 industries (small, medium, and large) created in just 6 years
- Collected 95% of its planned annual revenue (17.6 billion birr) by mid-year , indicating strong local revenue generation
- Built 576 primary schools, 79 secondary schools, and 11 boarding schools
- Increased the education budget by 40% this year alone
- Expanded 24-hour power supply to 58 urban centers, including 18 district capitals
- Increased Jigjiga’s electricity capacity from 12 MVA to 31.5 MVA
- Planted thousands of trees across public institutions as part of the Green Legacy initiative
- Committed to produce 28 million quintals of cereals this year , a 100% increase from last year
- Purchased 168 new tractors to support agricultural mechanization
- Launched major poultry and marble/granite industries in Sitti Zone, including Ethiopia’s largest marble factory
- Saw marked reduction in food prices (e.g., wheat dropped from 6,000 birr to 4,500 birr per quintal)
- Constructed 2,020 km of gravel roads and maintained 1,128 km over the last six years
- Inaugurated new asphalt roads in towns like Kebridahar
- Drastically improved infrastructure in conflict-prone areas like Nogob Zone: schools, roads, water systems, hospitals, micro-dams, etc.
- Increased clean water access from 19% to 51% for the region's 25 million residents
- Completed 42 major water supply projects, including 13 in Jigjiga and 29 in other areas
This actually shows what’s possible when Somalis are simply left to govern themselves: peace, development, and real progress. The post-2018 transformation of the Somali Region is living proof.
When the interference stops and autonomy is respected, Somalis build.
That alone proves the point:, the problem actor is not Somalia. It’s the Ethiopian state model and leadership.
This isn’t about “hating Ethiopia” or some nationalist projection , it’s about assessing reality. Ethiopia’s leadership and state ideology have been the primary obstacle to peace and development in the region, not the Somali people or state. And that’s a truth more people are starting to see.
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