Why are Somali women so awkward in bed?

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SumMo

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SumMo

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So you never ever heard of Missionary? Doggy style? Cow girl?

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I’ve heard of them, but don’t know what they are..
:mindblown:

I can sorta guess what doggy style is, but the rest.. eeh, no clue fam.
:francis:
 

Factz

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I’ve heard of them, but don’t know what they are..
:mindblown:

I can sorta guess what doggy style is, but the rest.. eeh, no clue fam.
:francis:

Liar. :ufdup:

In all honesty, just learn what these sexual positions are and you don't need to watch or see anything nasty. It'll educate you so you can please your husband in the future. It'll help wallahi.

Don't be like these dumb Xalimos my friends were talking about. :ohlord:
 

SumMo

very lowkey
Liar. :ufdup:

In all honesty, just learn what these sexual positions are and you don't need to watch or see anything nasty. It'll educate you so you can please your husband in the future. It'll help wallahi.

Don't be like these dumb Xalimos my friends were talking about. :ohlord:
How can you possibly learn about them without commiting danbi/zina?
:faysalwtf:

And I am speaking the truth. idk what you want me to say.
 
Liar. :ufdup:

In all honesty, just learn what these sexual positions are and you don't need to watch or see anything nasty. It'll educate you so you can please your husband in the future. It'll help wallahi.

Don't be like these dumb Xalimos my friends were talking about. :ohlord:

it's not rocket science, people will know when they need to
:dead::dead1::deadmanny:

How can you possibly learn about them without commiting danbi/zina?
:faysalwtf:

And I am speaking the truth. idk what you want me to say.

yoga
 
Liar. :ufdup:

In all honesty, just learn what these sexual positions are and you don't need to watch or see anything nasty. It'll educate you so you can please your husband in the future. It'll help wallahi.

Don't be like these dumb Xalimos my friends were talking about. :ohlord:

Since you mentioned dogi style, just wondering, when yon say dogi, do you mean anal?
Coz thats haram right, plus the danger of causing rectal prolapse :hova:

was reluctant to get into the gruesome details but somebary gotta educate you
 
Since you mentioned dogi style, just wondering, when yo say dogi, do you mean anal?

Coz thats haram right, plus the danger of causing rectal prolapse :hova:

was reluctant to get into the gruesome details but somebary gotta educate you


Nah, you’re just hitting it from behind.
 

MariaMaria

Education, Peace and Prosperity
Well. They talk about it in their language amongst each other. They know I’m not into that haram lifestyle. Anytime they switch up the language I know they are talking some talk..
:damedamn:

not gonna lie my noisy ass is always listening in
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Liar. :ufdup:

In all honesty, just learn what these sexual positions are and you don't need to watch or see anything nasty. It'll educate you so you can please your husband in the future. It'll help wallahi.

Don't be like these dumb Xalimos my friends were talking about. :ohlord:

The more awkward she is the better it is for you because that means she's very receptive to being taught and even more important it's a confirmation no one else got there before you.

Since your the one driving the vehicle and thus in full control, how exactly is a women going to please you ?

It's like asking the Ferrari your driving to please you, it's lunacy as your already in full control.
 
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