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Discussion in 'General' started by NotMyL, Dec 11, 2019.

  1. Gucci mane

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    *unwatches thread*


    Talk about a whole derailment. I’m tired of getting notifications from yall:kodaksmiley:
     
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  2. Basic

    Basic Uk Xalimo next door

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    Didn’t even know you were in this thread mate? :dead:
     
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  3. embarassing

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    welcome back
    @Inquisitive_ i missed reading these posts :ftw9nwa:

    Could you give me an analysis too
     
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  4. Inquisitive_

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    I like your femininity, it's at the top on this site, something that is incredibly rare to find in a Xaalimo, your an A+ on that.

    But your reer-xamar materialistic roots and your baby face are a huge turn off, reer-xamar girls are not deep thinkers like @Saredo types, but they do look after their husbands the best in comparison to the rest, and they have a reputation for that.
    Those girls are the opposite of you in terms of facial shape, but keep in mind they are rare among the Xaalimo's today especially in the diaspora.

    The most common face you find with them is the chubby wide baby face which I dislike the most, I don't know how things are in Kenya, but here in the west, these chicks dominate, and they love guys with small faces (round/oval/rectangular)
     
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  5. astorecalledkmart

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    You ladies have mad lurkers creeping this thread :ulyin:

    @Inquisitive_ dashed our hopes by alerting y'all to the master plan tho
     
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  6. Basic

    Basic Uk Xalimo next door

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    I always forget this is a public forum dammit :mjkkk:
     
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  7. embarassing

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    I remember reading about this, I think it was the opposite. Some sahaba I think it was Umar RA were known to be really good at reading peoples faces and knowing things about them.

    Im not sure though.
     
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  8. NotMyL

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    You feeling left out huh, let me do analysis on you, you remind me of the Somali version of Ronnie from Jersey shore, how do you like that comparison :pachah1:
     
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  9. Basic

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  10. Mimir

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    Its heaven in Kenya saaxib.A good number of them have the facial structure of the girls I just posted.

    Btw which facial structure did you say was the opposite of mine?

    I'm gonna assume its the oval shaped ones I posted earlier.If that's the case then I'm saved from the curse of @Saredo :whew:


    Btw how much information have you gathered about me now?:patrice:
     
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  11. Mimir

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    Could you give an example of a wide and chubby baby face?
     
  12. Gucci mane

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    LOOOOOL wtf ronnie. Why not pauly d or vinny??:gucciwhat::pachah1:
     
  13. Inquisitive_

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    What good is that if both of us are naturally attracted to the opposite physiognomy? you will be a caring wife to someone that is sub-par by multiple degrees in terms of empathy.

    This is genetic diversity at play, I kid you not based on past experience, those female's were bila naxariis, some of them worse then the other, they were also notorious for baring grudges while I am known for saying the truth, deadly combustion.

    @embarassing post your top 5.

    Sxb you never seen these regular YouTube videos being posted about reer UK? if you go through YouTube you will see it, you can't miss them man, they are over 50%.

    Kenya sounds like heaven to me, but then again the stories I have heard about the female's in that place in terms of naxariis la'aan and vengeance was scary, don't be surprised by this, the downside to this physiognomy is a lack of empathy.

    On the flip side since you have the typical triangular inverted shape, my physiognomy has more empathy and hence side by side you will bare more of that vengeance then me, since your disposition is less geared towards islaax then myself.
     
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  14. NotMyL

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    Leave it to @Inquisitive_ to give you a compliment and diss you in the same sentence :meleshame:
     
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  15. NotMyL

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    Lol Pauly D is scrawny looking and Vinny had no personality, you’re definitely a Ronnie, I hope you found your Sammy :russ:
     
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  16. Gibiin-Udug

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    He's definitely Ronnie, he's also dumb as Ronnie kkkkkk


    @Basic will be his Sammie.

    @SOULSEARCHING is definitely snookie lmfao.
     
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  17. embarassing

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    :bell: that is too much work, i dont think i even have any celebrity crushes.
     
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  18. NotMyL

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    Looool you’re so xaasid, I meant beefy looking and easy going like Ronnie :drakelaugh:and no way @Basic is too maaskin to be that qumaayo.
     
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  19. Gucci mane

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    You got it all wrong ma’am:camby:
    Hurr hurr hurrr you sooo funny:pacspit:
     
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  20. Gibiin-Udug

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    I'm right about snookie though

    Staaaaaaahp Ronnie. Lmfao.
     
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