White teacher mistaken me as a European woman?? (Storytime)

[Huncho]

"I've always felt white at heart"

 

[Yuna09]

17 year old me compared to this

I see the resemblance

This Sudanese has eyes like a mongoloid, a little button Bantu nose, and a big ass East African forehead. Sudanese are the world wallahi

 

[GeKo]

"Thanks for noticing my caucasian features my white sister"

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You're just an ugly ashy abdi
meanwhile..

 

[Jake from State Farm]

So basically, I was chilling in class and this is a new teacher btw. He's talking to other students, introducing himself, and then he asks me "Are you European", and I, a light skin Somali girl was taken back a little! And said "No i'm not, haha. I'm Somali!" Then he said "No way! Most Somalis are really dark and you are as pale as a European woman! How is that possible", and I chuckled a bit and said "Nope! I'm 100% black!" And still to this day, he does not believe that.

Have cadaans ever mistaken you as white?

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How old are you?
I assumed u were 18+

 

[Disappointed]

I was talking to my cadaan anthropology professor after class and he asks me "Do you have any caucasoid admixture that you know of", and I, a light skin E1B1B Somaloid guy was taken back a little but secretly flattered! And said "No I'm not, haha. I'm 100% E1B1B negroid"

Then he said "No way! You don't exhibit any of the usual craniofacial characteristics; you have a tall dolichocephalic skull, projecting-narrow nasal apertures, and lack of prognathism which indicates that you must have some, How is that possible", and I chuckled a bit and said "Nope! I'm 100% black negroid" And still to this day, he does not believe that.


Is this @Reiko 2nd accountYou're her clone copy.

Look at this selfhater here. I can't help but laugh at how you are flattered by being called caucasoid admixture. He didn't even say that you're caucasoid just that you appear to have a small percentage of their DNA
and that was enough to make you blush.

"I'm actually negroid, hihihihi."

You need help ASAP.

 

[AussieHustler]

My anthropology lecturer thought I was a Mongolian.

 

[GeKo]

Look at this selfhater here. I can't help but laugh at how you are flattered by being called caucasoid admixture. He didn't even say that you're caucasoid just that you appear to have a small percentage of their DNA
and that was enough to make you blush.

"I'm actually negroid, hihihihi."

You need help ASAP.

This is a parody to what Op wrote, it sounded like she was flattered by the whole ordeal. It's meant to be comedy warya

 

[Wardheere]

So basically, I was chilling in class and this is a new teacher btw. He's talking to other students, introducing himself, and then he asks me "Are you European", and I, a light skin Somali girl was taken back a little! And said "No i'm not, haha. I'm Somali!" Then he said "No way! Most Somalis are really dark and you are as pale as a European woman! How is that possible", and I chuckled a bit and said "Nope! I'm 100% black!" And still to this day, he does not believe that.

Have cadaans ever mistaken you as white?

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I wish i could troll like u

 

[Disappointed]

This is a parody to what Op wrote, it sounded like she was flattered by the whole ordeal. It's meant to be comedy warya

 

[xalimathe6]

This is a parody to what Op wrote, it sounded like she was flattered by the whole ordeal. It's meant to be comedy warya

Me, or the original tweet?

 

[wars]

So basically, I was chilling in class and this is a new teacher btw. He's talking to other students, introducing himself, and then he asks me "Are you European", and I, a light skin Somali girl was taken back a little! And said "No i'm not, haha. I'm Somali!" Then he said "No way! Most Somalis are really dark and you are as pale as a European woman! How is that possible", and I chuckled a bit and said "Nope! I'm 100% black!" And still to this day, he does not believe that.

Have cadaans ever mistaken you as white?

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Yeah, I myself had a few encounters with the white kind.

I can recall on an ordeal that left me with my pants, being left on the roof of a Long John Silver's, and a ritual that involved 40 white lesbian teachers taking turns knocking my penis all night.

I was only but a child, I can still recall that night oh so vividly. I thought this was some white people’s school ritual thing, so I never talked about it. Came to find out a few months ago that my classmates never experienced such things at school. Now it feels like it was some super off-the-books thing.


Yeah white people are so weird.

 

[Wardheere]

Yeah, I myself had a few encounters with the white kind.

I can recall on an ordeal that left me with my pants, being left on the roof of a Long John Silver's, and a ritual that involved 40 white lesbian teachers taking turns knocking my penis all night.

I was only but a child, I can still recall that night oh so vividly. I thought this was some white people’s school ritual thing, so I never talked about it. Came to find out a few months ago that my classmates never experienced such things at school. Now it feels like it was some super off-the-books thing.


Yeah white people are so weird.

U are way ahead of @xalimathe6

 

[wars]

U are way ahead of @xalimathe6

You are nourishing this grandiose idea.

Stop acting like you’ve never had any encounters with the white kind.

 

[Basra]

So basically, I was chilling in class and this is a new teacher btw. He's talking to other students, introducing himself, and then he asks me "Are you European", and I, a light skin Somali girl was taken back a little! And said "No i'm not, haha. I'm Somali!" Then he said "No way! Most Somalis are really dark and you are as pale as a European woman! How is that possible", and I chuckled a bit and said "Nope! I'm 100% black!" And still to this day, he does not believe that.

Have cadaans ever mistaken you as white?

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Are you European, he meant do u have a Euro passport nayaa, aint got nothin to do with your Creme Diana bleaching mess

 

[zeinap83]

So basically, I was chilling in class and this is a new teacher btw. He's talking to other students, introducing himself, and then he asks me "Are you European", and I, a light skin Somali girl was taken back a little! And said "No i'm not, haha. I'm Somali!" Then he said "No way! Most Somalis are really dark and you are as pale as a European woman! How is that possible", and I chuckled a bit and said "Nope! I'm 100% black!" And still to this day, he does not believe that.

Have cadaans ever mistaken you as white?

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yaab. maalin walba wax cusub baala arkaa. today its xaliimos getting gassed about not looking somali tomorrow its faraaxs getting happy about having big futoos. cajiib.

 

[xalimathe6]

Are you European, he meant do u have a Euro passport nayaa, aint got nothin to do with your Creme Diana bleaching mess

Nah, I live in Canada
:siilaanyosmile:

 

[Emily]

The only thing you win at is being the fastest cotton picker, you dirty slave.