Which year were you born?

[Cerberus]

@Ozman @Periplus

Us Euro Somalis in the far north of the globe will age even slower than you guys closer to the equator.

I noticed FOB Somalis who lived in Somalia for an extended period of time look slightly older than diaspora Somalis of the same age who never lived in Somalia.

When I was in Xamar in 2014, 1 day felt like a month and I was wishing to gtfo for good. It was hot humid, no indoor AC except for rare hotel that has wall mounted one that barely ever spit out any cold, man the Kenyans and other Africans figured out true air conditioning but Somalia didn't? And everything was sweaty and smelly. It was like people never used deoderant in their arm pits. I started looking more miserable while there, if you see photo of mine while I was there you'd think I was always living there. The fresh smoothies and fresh fish are what nourished me and kept me from completely deteriorating.

 

[Cerberus]

Yeah, I am approximately 4000 km away from the equator.

That's probably why cadaan Australians age horribly. When I was younger, I always used to notice that cadaan Australians would age (worse than other cadaans) by their mid to late thirties.

I even remember there were headlines that claimed Aussie women aged 20 years faster than American women.

Explains why Hugh Jackman got nose skin cancer. That down under sun is very hot.

 

[Apollo]

When I was in Xamar in 2014, 1 day felt like a month and I was wishing to gtfo for good. It was hot humid, no indoor AC except for rare hotel that has wall mounted one that barely ever spit out any cold, man the Kenyans and other Africans figured out true air conditioning but Somalia didn't? And everything was sweaty and smelly. It was like people never used deoderant in their arm pits. I started looking more miserable while there, if you see photo of mine while I was there you'd think I was always living there. The fresh smoothies and fresh fish are what nourished me and kept me from completely deteriorating.

To be honest, I'd rather live in a sunny place and look a few years older, but there are pros and cons with living in the tropics.

 

[World]

Enjoy your 20s cuz they go by faster than a Mofo

Lmao I found your reddit, you popped on my home page.

 

[Cerberus]

To be honest, I'd rather live in a sunny place and look a few years older, but there are pros and cons with living in the tropics.

In Xamar there were also suicide bombings near our guest house on Maka Al Mukumara, I heard tire pop loud but it was actually a small mine explosion IED they put outside a building and killed Abdikafi political figure and his bodyguard and some kids. So looking younger or older is last worry for you if you're in Muqdisho the Qaraxdisho. I'm scared to go back there M8

 

[Cerberus]

Lmao I found your reddit, you popped on my home page.

Damn 4 Reelz? Wow World you all over the World M8. I troll Reddit for high Karma. I Karma Farm.

 

[World]

Damn 4 Reelz? Wow World you all over the World M8

You were posting your gym progress

I see you have a lot of viral posts, nice karma lol

 

[Cerberus]

You were posting your gym progress

I see you have a lot of viral posts, nice karma lol

Yeah I had like few accounts each with 100k Karma. What a coincidence, you subscribe to that sub? And you were able to recognize my face that fast? Damn some amazing eye sight you got.

 

[World]

Yeah I had like few accounts each with 100k Karma. What a coincidence, you subscribe to that sub? And you were able to recognize my face that fast? Damn some amazing eye sight you got.

You posted the same pictures on this forum so I easily recognised it.

 

[Cerberus]

You posted the same pictures on this forum so I easily recognised it.

Oh yeah one of them was yeah the others weren't. The larger muscular arm one is on this forum. Natty or Juice is a place where they check to see if you're legit or been juicing

 

[trucel]

Late nineties , old enough to live through AOL , brick phones and the days of 144p quality lmao.

 

[Cerberus]

Late noughties , old enough to live through AOL , brick phones and the days of 144p quality lmao.

Ahhh the earliest Millenial. I know you ain't Generation X

 

[Periplus]

Late noughties

You were born in 2009?

 

[trucel]

Ahhh the earliest Millenial. I know you ain't Generation X

Gen x is for boomers lol , i grew up in between two different gens though kinda wild. Everything seemed to change so fast from the 2000s

 

[trucel]

You were born in 2009?

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Nineties soz ,

 

[Shimbiris]

What do you know about motorola flip phones and dial up internet?

Disney channel, Nickelodeon, Cartoon Network were all at their peak when I was growing up.

Nigga, we're talking to people who don't know what it was like to actually have to remember someone's number. Who don't know the simple joy of a snake game on your hooyo's Nokia or the trials and tribulations of dial-up or not knowing what nigga was on that phone until you picked that shit up or what it was to only have what was on those TV channels you named (don't forget Jetix!) to watch and not some endless supply of distractions online. Some of these saxiibs were toddlers when this was happening:



Ya illahi. 1995 right here and proud.

 

[Cerberus]

Nigga, we're talking to people who don't know what it was like to actually have to remember someone's number. Who don't know the simple joy of a snake game on your hooyo's Nokia or the trials and tribulations of dial-up or not knowing what nigga was on that phone until you picked that shit up or what it was to only have what was on those TV channels you named (don't forget Jetix!) to watch and not some endless supply of distractions online. Some of these saxiibs were toddlers when this was happening:



Ya illahi. 1995 right here and proud.

I remember using Internet when Yahoo was the first page on the internet and it was ancient and a BBW lady was at the library using chat to meet new people in 95 or 96. And the white people used to put hate stuff go back to Somalia on our lockers because we were one of the first if not the first Somalis there. I also read Robert Monroes book in the library. I also got beat up by a fat bully in Jr. high. Those were the days. Back to that fat large dude that beat me up in jr. High. He punched me and made me see colours and I hit my head against locker. It was cheap shot and he stood over me as I got a bloodshot black eye. Man I'd love to take him on now, it'll be like excersise workout lol

 

[Shimbiris]

People think America is North, but it is quite to the South. New York is at the same latitude as Southern Italy.

Northwest Europe is like at the same latitude as Central-Northern Canada.

I just checked and damn:

You're not wrong. Maine isn't really even more north than France and Florida is as south as Mauritania?

 

[Cerberus]

I just checked and damn:

You're not wrong. And Maine isn't really even more north than France?

I'm even more north in Minnesota. We get minus 50 degree cold weather that sometimes gets people requiring amputation of limb or hand if they stay out too long in winter.

 

[Shimbiris]

I'm even more north in Minnesota. We get minus 50 degree cold weather that sometimes gets people requiring amputation of limb or hand if they stay out too long in winter.

And yet even Minnesota isn't more north than Germany:

Minnesota: 46.7296° N
Germany: 51.1657° N

It's really more southern and central Canada that is comparable to North-Central Europe in latitude.